A good-looking and funny time-travel novel

Content introduction:

At the beginning of the story: a fourth-order lame magician with strong spirit and weak strength cheated to eat and drink everywhere in order to feed a useless dragon.

Story: This is love, love.

Story result: lightning hits the fire!

Look at it, look at it ... Although it's freezing, Ah Bing is still standing at the door looking at the road. ...

Comments are really good-looking, funny, magical and fantastic, highly recommended!

Su Qiao's Falling in the Dawn

Also known as: Little Red Riding Hood fell into the hands of a big pervert.

So, you can imagine this story—

It's a story about Little Red Riding Hood's constant resistance and the big pervert's constant oppression.

The following is the protagonist's summary of this article:

Little Red Riding Hood: This is the struggle history of an innocent girl.

Wolf: This is the pursuit history of an infatuated youth.

As for the truth-

Only readers know.

Comments on Su Qiao's works are very beautiful and funny, recommended!

Feng Wei's Green Snake

I am a snake, blue, with unknown length and waist circumference. How many teeth are there in my mouth ... Well, this belongs to the privacy of snakes, so I can't say it in such an open place.

I'm poisonous.

Ask me what I'm poisoned by.

Well, snake venom, of course.

Ask me what I look like.

Well, this question is very profound and there are different opinions. When I was a snake, I was a beautiful snake and my name spread far and wide. When I threw it into 10 thousand snakes, the green light was still flashing and could not be ignored. When I was a man, I was just an ordinary person, with average appearance, average figure and average intelligence. You can't find it if you throw it into the crowd.

If there is anything particularly memorable in my long life, it is a long story.

According to the time, the first thing is that I was almost eaten by a nearby snake before I left the shell. Of course I don't remember this, but the snake next to me told me later.

The second thing is that I just came out of my shell and was almost eaten by a pheasant. Thanks to the rescue of the eldest brother of the Viper family, I survived. Of course, I don't remember either. It was Brother Viper who kept reminding me to remember his saving his life. That's how I realized it ...

10492 memorable events are omitted below.

How are you?

Author: Dai Wanyin

The first time I met him, I was killed by a fall. The second time I met him, I was hacked to death. The third time I met him, I was killed. The fourth time we met, he actually became my husband! @ # q @ # Ah! % I don't admit it! ! !

Personal experience

Author: Fish who love to climb trees

In a foreign land, in the mood for love, I was found dead in the street. ...

Well, she can stand it.

A few days after his death, in the coffin paper pile, he strangely revived. ...

Well, she can stand it again.

It's enough to come back from the dead only to find that you are actually dead. ...

..... Well, she continued to endure. ...

After my death, I came back to life and died completely. It's a pity that I met a demon ghost and was directly regarded as delicious Tang monk meat, trying to tear her into pieces and eat her. ...

..... She endured, endured, endured. ...

I can't help it! !

Dark black royal kindergarten

Dear Korean uncles and brothers, give your sons and daughters to this princess for education! Ensure that the teachers are strong, the prime minister teaches history, the scholar teaches poetry and books, and the general manages the art of war. Even the female workers are taught by the Queen Mother herself. Where can I find such a awesome kindergarten?

Sign up quickly!

Hey, hey! Your boy praised your brother and wanted to be a matchmaker for this princess? How old are you? Go, copy the three-character sutra a hundred times!

Oh, oh! That's Princess Ben's rouge! Not paint! Why does your son use it to paint? Go, practice one hundred sets of military boxing!

Well, Prime Minister, the inner-party struggle doesn't start with dolls. Put away your larceny!

Well, Empress Dowager Cixi's grandmother, Gong Dou, was not cultivated at an early age. Take back your XXX!

Who dares to pollute the children in kindergarten? Think I came here in the 2 1 century and couldn't protect them?

Love my flowers, starting from royal kindergarten!

The process of recording another error, which is produced to correct the error that causes the uneven quality of time and space.

Pansidong no.38

Yue Ying Xie Heng

The history of Xiao Qiang's mistress being airlifted by pakistan international airlines Company.

The food in the Jianghu is incredible.

I watched the stars sing.

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