Funny love messages

1. I would like to become a towering tree and use my strong arms to support you with a happy paradise; I would like to turn into a falling leaf and wait for you for the rest of my life with gentle and lingering words. Happy home, love you forever.

2. Send you a bouquet of roses to express your feelings and rely on them. I’m giving you a big peach blossom, your fortune depends on it. I’ll give you a bunch of white lilies, I hope you’ll be blessed for a hundred years. I’ll give you a bowl of tofu curd and laugh after eating it.

3. Use the horizon to knit a sweater for you, no matter where you are, you can't escape my sight; use the sight to knit a sweater for you, no matter where you are, I can see you.

4. I have loved you for more than two or three days, missed you for more than a week or two, and missed you for more than a month or two. If you continue to refuse to marry me, then I will move in with you. Let's live together, it's up to you.

5. Psychological research shows that single dogs are full of happy men and women, and those with partners are full of happy singles.

6. I accidentally sent "I love you" to you by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

7. In the quiet night, secretly thinking about you alone has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, and I was so greedy that I didn’t want to get out of bed. I indulged myself in possessing your tenderness as much as I wanted.

8. Girl, girl, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are my bread when I am hungry, you are my fruit knife when I am pregnant, you are my heart, and you are my liver. , you are three-quarters of my life!

9. My love for you is in my thoughts every day, so beautiful! I love you, it’s in my greetings every day, so warm! I love you, just in my daily text messages, so romantic! I want to tell you: I am very happy with you!

10. If being good-looking is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being cute is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. It’s so hard to be a human being! You'll be fine, you're right and not guilty. I envy you!

11. Reading your message quietly, the warmth slowly grows, pervading and tolerating me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for giving me tender care.

12. Dear, do you know? You are the Eastern Hemisphere and I am the Western Hemisphere. If we are together, we are the whole earth.

13. When I went to bed last night, I grabbed my husband’s arm~, but my husband refused to obey! I was anxious, so I said: Lao Na, just follow the Master! My husband laughed until his hands softened. So I succeeded.

14. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die! Please go and have a look if you have a convulsion.

15. Use Cupid’s little hand to shoot the sharp arrow of love, use the matchmaker’s jade hand to convey the vow of love, use Yue Lao’s withered hand to pull the thread of love, and hold your hands to accompany me in love forever. Baby, marry me!

16. I heard that you are moving? The address is No. 520, Xiangai Road, Love City. The landlord is me who loves you the most, the rent is your love, and the lease term is for life. Congratulations!

17. I am thinking of you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, and every second of the minute.

18. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you, and it will be yours.

19. I know you are tired of thinking about me, but you must know: your thoughts are very important. Because of your thoughts, I know that I am also missing you.

20. The green grass by the river will never forget you. I am as happy as a bird. I have no worries every day. I think of your goodness. It is so hard to find a soulmate. I have many friends, but they are not as good as you. I wish you a better mood, good health and never grow old.

21. Being a woman is hard. When you were in elementary school, you had to guard against the principal, when you were in college, you had to guard against professors, when you were at work, you had to guard against your boss, and when you got married, you had to guard against **!

22. Come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, no matter how ruthlessly you whip me, I am willing to wait for you all my life.

23. The vast sky allows you to fly high, the vast ocean is at your command, you can tell beautiful stories, my heart is touched by you, girls like you should be chased, and send humorous text messages. To my baby.

24. I still believe in love, and time will test us. True love does not need a reason, and tacit understanding will make it last long. If you desire the happiness of true love, you will believe that true love will last. May all lovers in the world be moved by love and live a happy life.

25. You have grown up, from the girl who blushed whenever a boy looked at you, to a baby who can understand pornographic jokes instantly.

26. Don’t think a boy is too naive, that’s because he likes you. If he doesn’t like you, he is more mature than your father!

27. Time is a chain, happiness is a bead, string beads on a chain and hang them on your chest and you will be happy for a lifetime; happiness is a pebble, trouble is sand, use a sieve to filter out the sand, and the pebbles will accompany you. Your whole life.

28. I’ve been thinking about you lately. I know it’s not good, but if I don’t tell you what’s in my heart, I will regret it for the rest of my life: If you are really in trouble, you don’t have to pay me back those two dollars!

29. After a separation, the two people are in love, the three meals are boring, the four seasons are dull, the five grains are indistinguishable, the six gods have no master, and everything is confused. Why? Very lovesick! Helpless in every possible way.

30. Think of your feelings: no salt in cooking; apples not too sweet; drinking without cigarettes; forgetting to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will find time to think about you when I don’t have time. If I really can’t find time, I will do nothing but miss you!

31. The four symptoms of the hospital: waiting in line to register, making you dizzy; doctors diagnosing, but the goddess scatters flowers; charging for medicines, it is a fog; long-term treatment, medicines are wasted.

32. Are you secretly missing me? Are you really secretly thinking about me? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Let's be reasonable, I miss you too!

33. I miss you with all my brain cells; love you with every second of my life; you also know that cow dung is too hard to find now, so marry me. You flower!

34. I am not very handsome, so you can rest assured that no one of the opposite sex will look at me for more than three seconds except you.

35. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field next to you. The heavy snow is like a quilt, and I will sleep next to you.

36. There are thousands of Chinese people. If this doesn’t work, let’s change it.

37. If a woman’s dream is to enter the palace of marriage, then a man’s dream is to enter the bridal chamber after marriage.

38. If the old man doesn’t take advantage of you now, then go play with others.

39. I just know that you can’t guess or understand, so take a closer look! Still can’t see it? Do you understand pinyin? There must be a limit to your stupidity! Turn your phone upside down and read it!

40. I used 10,000 lies tied into a bunch of lustful eyes and shot at you. You fell in a pool of blood, your body riddled with Cupid’s bullets.

41. Before marriage, find someone to talk to when you have nothing to say; after marriage, don’t say anything if you have anything to say.

42. Why are we so destined? In fact, we have known each other a thousand years ago. It was an evening in autumn when you bit a tooth mark on my arm. At that time, my name was Ludong. Bin.

43. Missing notice: A certain woman is slim, extraordinary-looking, gentle and lovely; she will always be in my heart. Anyone who knows the whereabouts please contact me. I'm willing to pay you with a diamond ring!

44. The same eyes have different views, the same ears have different ways of hearing, and the same hearts have different thoughts. The world can be more beautiful, as long as you want it!

45. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired; if you care for a long time, you will collapse; if you are silent for a long time, you will suffer; if you miss someone for a long time, you will shed tears.

46. Two people took a double-decker bus and one person went upstairs. After a while, he hurriedly came down: Don’t sit on it, there is no driver there!

47. I created this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? If I am not famous, I will be afraid of being strong. I will ignore it for the sake of fools. It is a matter of success or failure. Fools know. If you don’t believe it, you must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day!

48. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I believe it will be the most beautiful mistake in life. I am willing to make this mistake for the rest of my life.

49. The Buddha said: It takes five hundred times of looking back at the past life in exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times to meet you. It would be easy for me to just fucking look back in my last life.

50. I am a little bird that falls in love with you, but cannot fly. The reason: I can escape the gravity of the earth, but I cannot escape your attraction!

51. I was very happy when I first met you. I didn’t expect you to be so philanthropic, so cruel to leave after cheating, so infatuated to be fascinated by you, so worried when I can’t see you, and so sad that I can’t keep you.

52. There is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you give it to me again. A handful.

53. Let me tell you: I like you for what it is! If you have the ability, just tell me: I like you!

54. You are my woman, I am your man; you are my heart, I am your liver; you are my everything, I am your everything; you are my world , I am your future. This is our lifelong vow.

55. I shoot the little arrow of love into your heart, and you become my prisoner. I decide to sentence you to life imprisonment, and you will be detained in my heart forever without bail.

56. A woman must understand and remember that men - as long as he is a man, no matter old or young, he loves beautiful women.

57. Can you see Cupid’s arrow? God knows! All I know is that every moment of the day and night, you are always in my mind!

58. Let us be a pair of happy mice, falling in love stupidly. What we do every day is to cuddle up together and bask in the sun, and give birth to a group of little mice. In winter, when the mountains are covered with snow, we just hide in the warmth. Internet access in the haystack.

59. Don’t look at me as vulgar, that means I am sincere. Don’t look at me as stupid, that means I am sincere to you. Don’t look at me as stupid, because after falling in love with you, don’t look at me as handsome. , that’s because in your heart I am the most handsome!

60. Not holding your hand is my fault throughout my life. No matter whether I am at the end of the world or right in front of me, you are the deepest missing and the deepest pain in my heart.

61. Let’s go swimming in the sea in May with you. In the cold water, I can scream and shout that I love you.

62. Boy, just obey your aunt! Tell me your bank cards, credit cards, medical insurance, all cards, and passwords, and let me help you keep them safe, including yours!

63. Yeah! I accidentally sent you I Love You by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

64. Can you take a long shot for me? In an ordinary life, there is no need for montage.

65. Yesterday you ran around in my mind all day, and you stayed with me in my dream all night. I want to say: Thank you, you have worked hard!

66. All of this is your sincerity that touches me, otherwise I would not love you so truly. If fate in my life can only leave you with a kiss, I would like to book a million future lives with you!

67. You ask me how much the price increase will be. How many cents will you owe on your bills? How many cents will the oil increase? How many cents will the electricity increase? How many cents will you have left after your salary is used up?

68. Sincerely accept your wife’s emotional dictatorship and “don’t talk to strangers”, especially not to strange women. Except, of course, the old lady asking for directions.

69. If being good-looking is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being cute is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. It’s so hard to be a human being! You're fine, you're right and not guilty...I really envy you!

70. If I were a teardrop in your eye, I would fall down your cheek and disappear between your lips. If you were a teardrop in my eye, I would not cry, Because I'm afraid of losing you!

71. The little white rabbit is white and white. Its ears stand up. When it hears the beep of the mobile phone, it puts down the radish and cabbage and replies to the message quickly!

72. We once met, once fell in love, and once left traces in our hearts. May you and I pick up that sweetness and that eternal true love forever!

73. Love will always save people from decadence. If you love happiness with your heart, it will never be broken. I will give you sweet absoluteness with true love. Even if the romantic words will eventually run out of words, I will Keep giving you the most amazing impression!

74. I couldn’t sleep because I missed you last night, so I lay in bed and counted sheep. I kept counting until the number of the year, month, and day you were born adds up, and then I dared to fall asleep.

75. In the days without you, missing you is a long-term expectation.

In the expectation of all my heart, my thoughts are as long as my dreams are long, and day and night have become my dreamland.

76. I have imagined thousands of times, whether it is at night or at noon, sometimes while running, sometimes in dreams, I want to tell you that I love you.

77. A faint smile is the signal of love, the bustle is the need for danger, the protective mask is the fragile body, the strong support is the embrace you give, my dear you , is always the most effective!

78. When I was out for fun, my wife met a bear on the road. I reminded her: "Hurry up and pretend to be dead! Otherwise, this thing will slap you to death!" So the bear started to pretend to be dead.

79. Who says being single is not good? Love is sincere and valuable, and freedom is more valuable. If you die single, you can throw away both.

80. Smile! Smile! Laugh until your teeth fall out! Have a sweet dream tonight, in the dream I will smile at you!

81. Franklin: Fortunately, lovers’ discharge is not as powerful as lightning discharge, otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable!

82. I discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him wanting; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, to keep her satisfied.

83. When I meet you, I am the silk rain of early spring; when I gaze at you, I am the green shade of midsummer; when I am close to you, I am the stars of late autumn; when I have you, I am the scorching sun of midwinter.

84. Do you know why I like you? The face of a baby is playful, the body of a panda is naive, the ears with windy ears are good luck, and the steps are swaying and funny. You are the best match for watching the exhibition.

85. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If you blink your eyes, I will die.

86. Many people attribute the reason why they are single to the fact that their social circle is too narrow. The subtext is that if the base is relatively large, there will always be blind people.

87. If you are a star chasing you, if you are a planet accompanying you, if you are a comet waiting for you, and with you in life and death! But you are an orangutan! I see you still want to buy a ticket!

88. A giraffe married a monkey. A year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I don’t want to live this kind of life anymore! The monkey was furious: Just leave! Who has ever seen someone climb a tree to get a kiss?

89. I had a dream last night. God ordered me to send text messages to ten pigs, otherwise I would be single for the rest of my life. It's too bad, I can't find anyone besides you.

90. Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you forever!

91. I kept walking around in the huge crowd, holding my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket. Then I met you and took you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, my wife. !

92. I am a vine and you are a melon, I am a fish and you are a shrimp, I am a pot and you are a flower, I will make you laugh every day, haha!

93. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

94. You are obsessed with me like a red apple, and I am obsessed with you like a caterpillar. I am not afraid of the pesticides sprayed by the fruit farmers, or the eagerly watching birds on the trees. I just want to monopolize you. It occupies you and still lives in your heart.

95. If I meet you again, I will pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, push you down on the bed crazily, cover your head with the quilt, open my arms, and stack you up The sleeves tell you: Look, my watch is luminous!

96. People who can do these three things, such as not being able to talk to each other as brothers, not bragging, and not contacting their ex, are drinking in vain.

97. Before marriage, everything a couple does is "romantic"; after marriage, everything a couple does is "waste".

98. The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and the others stayed put...but he didn't move.

99. My eyes gaze lovingly into yours, as blue as the sea, so pure that even a tiny grain of sand cannot be rubbed into them.

100. No matter whether the marriage is a tragedy or a comedy, the audience always feels that they are watching a comedy, and the actors always feel that they are playing a tragedy.

101. The person who makes you cry is the person you love most; the person who understands your tears is the person who loves you the most. The one who wipes away your tears is the one who stays with you in the end.