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Interesting talk about cold weather: I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.
2, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
3. It's really cold in the northeast. Before landing, the urine has frozen into a popsicle, and you have to hit it with a stick.
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.
6, cold weather causes disease, chilling is fatal.
7. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.
8. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi doesn't work. Can you give me one?
9. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.
10, it's cold, only coat, no hug.
1 1, it bothers me in winter and always freezes my hands and feet.
12, it's cold. Can you lend me a hug?
13. When I met you, I felt it was getting warmer and warmer in winter.
14, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.
15, I'm not cold, I'm cold.
16, it's cold, old man Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?
17, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.
18, what is winter? I don't want to get out of bed even if I hold my urine.
19. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.
20, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes. Talking about cold weather. Talk about interesting weather.
1, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.
2. It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.
3, the sudden heavy snow, the winter sun seems to have narrowed the distance with people, which is particularly clear and dazzling. But the temperature of the sun seems to be cooled by snow and ice, so it can't be heated.
There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.
People who travel long distances in time are like farmers who plow countless winter wasteland, even in spring when there are green traces everywhere, they can't arouse the sense of prosperity to the earth.
6. The sunshine in winter, even at noon, will not fall vertically like the sunshine in summer, concentrating people's shadows into a thick black ink spot. The sunshine in winter, at noon, came in obliquely from the window and drew a narrower rectangular bright spot on the floor of the canteen. At noon in winter, it feels like dusk in summer, vague and sad.
7. I always recall those snowy winters, the broken clouds in the city and the sunrise that never appeared countless times. Your shoulders have been stretched all summer. I can't see the end of it.
8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
9. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.
10, it's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?
1 1, in this cold season, I miss you every day, and the happy time is endless; Unforgettable memories are treasured in my heart, but warm thoughts are so long ago. In this cold season, I wish you health and happiness every day!
12, it's getting cold, Lao Yue. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?
13, I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.
14, autumn passed and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is far away and the water marks are thin. I tightened my clothes and towels, and I couldn't help thinking of my relatives and friends far away. I silently wish you all the peace in my heart! Alas, it's cold, please keep warm!
15, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.
16, you are summer and I am winter. You are a warm stove that touches the snow. But you don't know, you are the first winter jasmine I have seen.
17, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.
18, the actor can't just bring the face into the scene, but must bring the head into the scene, because the actor is not playing the face, but the heart. The pain of flesh and blood is what an actor should bear in his career. I never think that jumping into the water in winter and putting on a cotton-padded jacket in summer is an actor's achievement. Experience is exhausting, which is the hardest thing for actors.
19, on this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.
20, the weather is cold, and the leaves are piled with thoughts; Wind, pour out your heart. My blessing comes to you gently, sending you care and asking about your health; Send you a greeting and wish you happiness and good luck. Send you a warmth and make you happy.
2 1. In winter, the earth exudes attractive fragrance, which is more competitive than a hundred birds! Treasure is more intoxicating than autumn rain, which is a noun of beauty and an intoxicating anesthetic in winter! It's a term for everything dying, but it's also a warning bird before everything wakes up! That is-snow. Snowflakes fall from the top of your head, and you will feel relaxed, as if every nerve is beating happily. ...
22. I like you. ""Don't be ridiculous! " "It's so cold that I'm going crazy. "
23. The breeze blows, leaving you maple leaves, roses blooming, fragrance, happiness, hope, short messages and blessings. It's cold, pay attention to your health and don't forget to add clothes.
24. The scenery in the snow is magnificent, and there is no color between heaven and earth. I can only see a piece of silver, as if the whole world is decorated with silver.
25. In cold weather, I want to know your news from a distance. Do you pay attention to your health and the pressure of taking care of yourself, life and work? I can't replace you. I will send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and put on clothes when it's cold!
26, two or three years, in a hurry and winter.
27. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.
28. If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.
29. A person who is so afraid of cold and heat is extremely fond of both winter and summer. Why?
30. It's cold and the temperature has dropped, as you know, my friend; Miss you, miss you, send short messages; Write it and send it to remind you to add clothes; After reading it, I was very happy. Good luck in an autumn!
3 1, I'm worried about listening to the rain at night, thinking of you in winter, and the cold is still going on. I send you warm greetings, which are comparable to sunshine and sent to my heart. I wish you all the best, healthy life in cold weather, and always have a sweet smile!
32. Whether it is cold or not, a trace of true feelings can be assured, whether it is cold or not, a trace of concern will not be forgotten, and a small message is affectionate, telling it to keep healthy, exercise more and eat properly!
33. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"
34, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.
35. After breakfast, I walked out of the house, only to find that it was colder outside. I couldn't help shivering, fighting with my teeth in the upper and lower rows, and my neck was tightly shrunk in my collar, afraid to let go.
In winter, it is so quiet. Cold makes the rivers that love to jump and cry lose the sound of running water, calms the rushing rivers, calms the endless sea and gives them a rest.
37. I hope that when it is cold, someone will not be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.
38. Today's wind, although not as arrogant as in the past, is "no wind is better than the wind at this time, and the chill makes people tremble and keep silent", as if it had penetrated into the air and pierced every pore.
39. What makes you put your cold hand on his back in cold weather is absolutely true love.
40. "Let's go out and play", "I see through the coldness of this world, and I just want to get out of it", "Chat with people" and "It's too cold outside, and I don't want to move"
4 1, I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's hearts.
I met a cat diving, but I didn't meet you. I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met snow in summer, but I didn't meet you. I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you. I learned to weave a web when I met a pig, but I didn't meet you. I have met all the extraordinary, but I have never met ordinary you.
43. Because it was cold, a fire was made. Because of the rain, there is an umbrella; Because of boredom, there is wonderful music; Dear, can you let me be your fire, your umbrella and sing eternal songs with you?
44. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.
45. The cold north wind roared, and the back window was full of snow and smoke. Although the weather is changeable in winter, my friends' feelings still spread, and I miss you every day. I deeply greet you with short messages and send you warm wishes. When it is cold, pay attention to cold protection!
46. It's cold, and the temperature difference between day and night is large, so I'm not in good health. Remember to add clothes, and don't always bother. Many times, others can't do anything for you except verbal comfort. I hope you can have a good sleep and rest tonight. Love your husband.
47. Snowflakes are falling quietly. In the cold air, I seem to see warm tears. That's because I appreciate my life, my friends, the people I love and myself. I saw tears melt the ice and snow! I don't know if I'm feeling what winter means, what I'm expecting, happiness and happiness in the future, or if I'm still waiting and wandering in a pale world. ...
48. May the faint cool breeze take away the fatigue of your life, and the rustling north wind convey my sincere concern: keep warm in winter! A steadfast friendship, a persistent blessing, and a warm greeting to you and me.
49. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.
50. Throughout the winter, I read and recalled again and again/moved myself to finish the final injury/it never snowed/my lover never came.
5 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
53. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.
54. It's cold, my hands are cold, and I don't want to touch my mobile phone. But the thought of friends warms my heart. Friendship, always warm, SMS greetings, I wish you happiness and health, smile more every day.
55. I bought a pair of shoes, and I put them on my shoes to give them away, just like giving them warmth all winter.
56. This winter, the ground is frozen and cracked, and the small north wind blows like a knife, and snow is flying all over the sky.
The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
58. It's cold, with someone to hug and no one to add clothes.
She sat on the platform and watched the leaves falling against the strong wind. She believes that all her wishes will come true eventually, even if the leaves will fall in spring, the birds will leave in winter and the palace will collapse at dawn. They will cry for nostalgia. She has always believed that her faith is like a vine growing bit by bit, climbing up her heart and wrapping her body, and then she will encounter a miracle that she is caught off guard.
60. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.
6 1. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.
62. If you share the sorrow, the pain will be alleviated; If someone shares, happiness will be doubled; If someone cares in winter, the cold will stop; Occasionally someone will bless you, and your mood will be clear. Add clothes in cold weather and have a happy winter!
It's getting cold, don't forget to add clothes. Bless you and warm your heart. Happy every day, not to mention always busy. Remember to contact more and say hello.
64. "What is winter?" "I don't want to get out of bed even if I am urinating."
Snow in Siberia warms the colors of this winter. The laughter of three or two pieces of sunshine still stays in the distance of a day and can't stand the little things mentioned; The frosty dew lingers on the foggy glass window, guarding the morning. Still stumbling in the dream, the unintentional heartbeat has disturbed this overly transparent silence. In the time of fresh clothes and angry horses, we are entangled in the days when we are about to leave, and our words are scattered in youth.
66. Some people are troubled, and boring days are also rich; Some people care, no matter how lonely the snow is, it is romantic, and some people bless it. No matter how cold the winter is, it is warm. It's cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.
67. It's cold and white clouds are clothes; The ground is cold, and the leaves are loaded; Yan was cold and moved south; Fish is cold and deep; When winter comes, I will sew a thoughtful dress for you with my blessing, and wear it in your heart to protect you from the snow and frost in Wan Li!
Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.
69. The cold wind and cold weather mean that winter is coming. At this time, remember to send text messages to relatives and friends to remind them that the weather is getting cold. Remember to take care of yourself and wish them a happy winter. I believe the following message will be very appropriate.
70. I am here waiting for you to become a winter tree-Wu Hongfei.
7 1 Please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.
72. I am your coat when it is cold, and I am your medicine when you catch a cold. I never say bad. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, a smile in a short message and a hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are also proud of us! .
73. Don't laugh at students who dress like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness called "My mother thinks I am cold".
74. It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.
75, can't start learning mode, because it's too cold, lazy, stuck.
76. A little truth is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy every day!
77. Therefore, I think it is better to become a lonely goose without sheep than to live in mediocrity. Use my life to find your wandering direction, cross the silence of the sky and the gathering and scattering of autumn clouds, and fly into your Qian Shan eyebrows. It is better to use my life's game-writing protocol to dye an infinitely beautiful sunset glow for you in the sky; With a lifetime of clear tears, in the cold winter, I will give you the next one. The snow is white. -Zhong Xiaoyang's Elegy
There is ice everywhere outside, the ground is frozen, and even cars are wearing snow chains. The pine trees on the mountain are covered with fluffy snowballs, and the small trees on the road are also covered with fluffy shiny silver bars. Tao has really become a veritable world of makeup and jade.
79. In winter, if a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.
80, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.
8 1, please do a good job of keeping out the cold in winter: there is a husband holding a husband, a wife holding a wife, and a thermos that is temporarily unavailable. Don't hug it! Really can't. I should change my hairstyle.
82. It's very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.
83, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
84. Can you lend me a hug when the weather is cold?
85. Catch up with the sun and enjoy its warmth; Look up at the blue sky and feel the vast blue sky; Climb the mountain and learn about the towering mountains; Travel the sea and appreciate the vastness of the sea; Bless your friends and look forward to their happiness! It's cold, keep warm!
86. Change is an eternal theme, while invariance is a relative definition. The solar terms are changing, from the cold dew to the first frost, the constant is the concern. The weather is getting colder, but sincere greetings are still warm: May you be happy every day!
87. The weather is cold and cold. Remember to hug your friends. Don't forget to take your coat when you go out. You run when you have nothing to do. You are healthy and happy. Smile more at ordinary times, and your troubles will be gone. I wish you a warm winter and a sweet family.
88, everywhere is wrapped in silver, beautiful. However, what makes people feel the breath of winter at home is the ice flowers on the window, some of which are like forests and full of mystery; Some are like streams, as if flowing quietly. Talking about winter. Talk about phrases about winter.
89. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.
90. I once cut off a period of youth and used it to run towards a goal. That brave look, whenever I think of it, I feel very beautiful. I like the warm sunshine in summer and the free wind in Yuan Ye. I will always believe that some things are taken away from you in winter and will be returned to you in spring. Yu Xin's "That selfless day is called youth"
9 1, be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.
92. In the war, a soldier crawled towards the target in order to complete the task. He crawled and crawled slowly, then crawled and crawled, and he froze to death. This story reminds us that good health is the most important measure to keep warm in cold weather.
93. The pure winter passed quietly. The changeable weather will never change, and the unchanging mood will never change!
94. When I was a child, my friend asked me which season I liked best. I said winter. There is snow, warm fire and a new year in winter. I still like winter when I grow up. Not just those childhood thoughts. Winter is the season of life; Spring is the season of life growth; Summer is a vibrant season; Autumn is the season when life matures. The birth of life is the most important thing! I like the four seasons now, and every season makes me intoxicated. I can't help cheering! Spring has come, and my heart is rippling! Summer is coming, and my heart is flying! Autumn has come, and my heart is full of joy! Winter is coming, and my heart is collecting!
95. If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.
96, stars, lonely moon is difficult to be relative. Love and hate winter, this feeling is not eternal, so where do you go? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. Sunset laughs at the world of mortals, and has been willful since ancient times.
97. Life lies in exercise, health lies in diligent washing, and happiness comes from mood. Freeze early and freeze late, exercise more, and freeze when you move; Wash early and wash late, enjoy every day, sterilize and kill diseases. When influenza A is far away from you, I wish you all the best.
98. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use your nose instead.
99. There is no autumn in Shanghai. Often after summer, there will be several heavy rains, and then the whole city will start to sweat. In winter, I quickly rolled on the ground, so everything became cold.
Describe interesting cold weather, talk about interesting cold weather and talk about it.
1, wear clothes in cold weather, turn on the lights in dark, listen to music alone, run when you are full, and eat when you are melodramatic. We should learn to take care of ourselves and adjust our emotions, which is not only responsible for ourselves, but also helps you not to feel inferior when you meet people in the future.
2, warm and cold seasons, deep thoughts; Distance, lingering friendship; More or less messages, ups and downs; Repeated greetings, bright smiles. I wish you good health, good morning, it's cold, please keep warm!
It's so cold! Sleep honestly! Kicking the quilt will catch a cold ~ ~ ~ and sending this message has five purposes: first, continue to curry favor with the relationship; Second, see if you have lost your mobile phone; Third, remind you of my existence; Fourth, I care about you very much; For your reference, it will be cold tomorrow, so don't wear open-backed pants!
I just cared about you at first, but later I hope you are good to me. I don't know why, I long for every minute with you, want to talk to you, or just look at you quietly. I want to give you a plate of all the lean meat. I'm afraid you didn't bring an umbrella in the rain, and I'm afraid you'll wear less when you're cold, so I'll give you some until I make it clear. Suddenly one day, I found that I love you so much.
5, it's cold, I want to send you a coat: the pocket is warm, the collar is intimate, the sleeves are considerate, and the buttons are missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, be sure to be happy!
6. When it is cold, girls/teenagers in front of the screen should put on more clothes. Don't catch a cold. Remember to wash your face with hot water and take care of yourself at school.
7. The wind is cold and the night is getting longer! Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink more boiled water, add clothes, it will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, be happy and safe!
8. A day without friends is like a dish without salt and a world without sunshine. Life becomes dull. Friend, are you okay in another country? It's cold, pay attention to your health.
9, the weather is getting cold, pay attention to keep warm, there are many versions of your greetings, Want Want Edition: Dear, it's cold, pay attention to keep warm. QQ Edition: Hello, is it snowing there? Weibo Edition: Weave a warm scarf for you. Shanzhai Edition: It's cold, pay attention to clothes.
10, the autumn wind is cool and the night is getting longer! Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink more boiled water, add clothes, it will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, be happy and safe!
1 1. The charm of language lies in conveying ideas; The function of clothes is to keep out the cold; The warmth of friends; Is to think of each other; The ability of short messages lies in mailing blessings: friends, pay attention to your health in the cold weather in early winter!
12, I will not be alienated by busyness, nor will I forget you because of the erosion of time. Autumn flowers and winter snow, summer to Qiu Lai. Although the season has changed, my focus has not changed. I wish you fruitful autumn. It's cold, take care of yourself!
13, the weather is cold, and it seems to be cold when it is cold. It was still warm and sunny a few days ago, and a snowstorm came without warning. It's too cold to be caught off guard.
14, it's cold, the trees are shivering, the grass is shivering, the old cow is burning charcoal to keep warm, the white rabbit is sanding, the ant bought a warm water bag, and Xiao Qiang is hibernating. What are you still looking at? Wear one more dress!
15, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hand; Please remember that it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember. ...
16, happiness is not how much you have, but what you value and what you can't have. If you deliberately pursue what you can't have, you will ignore what you already have, and life will always live in yesterday and tomorrow instead of today. Happiness is very simple, because we are too serious and eager to get things that don't belong to us, which makes life troublesome everywhere. When you stand in trouble and look up, happiness has been trampled underfoot. Being pragmatic can make you happier.
17 Please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.
18, may your thoughts turn into warm sun and warm your body and mind; May love turn into moonlight and sprinkle on your pillow; May tenderness turn into a meteor and make your dreams come true; May care turn into a breeze and send my attachment. Play with expectations with blessings, and bring warmth with short messages. In this frozen day, may warmth run through the whole winter. Dear, keep warm in cold weather!
19, you asked me how I was, and I said I was fine. The good thing is that I drove alone through the boundless wasteland, I stood by with my eyes closed and watched the unfathomable sea, I dealt with some calculations in my life, I resisted the occasional bad attempt of fate, and I wanted to call you at those times to say that I was afraid. But in the end, I held back. I can't rely on you anymore. I'm fine. Although I still miss you, I still learn to let you go.
20. Strong winds won't last long, heavy snow won't last long, cold won't last long, and winter won't last long. If you ask me how long I have cared about you, I will say: as long as my heart is beating! It's cold, send warmth with my blessing.
2 1, I miss you in my heart and you care about me in your heart. At night, I will miss you. I will miss you when the weather is cold. When I am bored, I will come to you. We will hold hands and walk forward together. May love last forever.
If you don't return my messages, you're just a smelly pig _ cute and coquettish personality signature
If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig.
I always feel that I have a special ability. I can feel it when you are around, even if I can't see it.
Not loving is not loving. Tangle is the least handsome. Let you go, and let myself go.
The recent rumor that I like you, let me clarify, is not a rumor.
How do you know I am affectionate if you are not my lover?
My key ate the candy secretly, and now it has eaten my teeth. I can't open the door and go home. Will you take me in?
Christmas is for people. The best you can do is to commemorate Jesus, stay up late at most and celebrate the New Year at most. You are one year older.
Let's talk about friends, shall we I'll find another way.
No wonder I can't keep my stomach small because I like your heart.
You are everywhere in the Milky Way.
Good thing I'm not in love. Why do poor people like me fall in love? If it's Christmas Eve, why not?
Don't you like me today, sir?
An obviously fried face indicates that you have an indifferent heart.
She is my steamed bread, not my dish. She is the staple food.
Funny personality signature: the most romantic thing I can think of is that you drank a liter of shower gel and spit bubbles.
Please turn on the front camera. Did you get a look at him? This is my favorite Christmas present.
If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change you anyway. Don't get sick.
I'm very talented in musical instruments, and it's good to quit.
Good temper never gives in.
If one day my supreme treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, then I will blow up his Guo Hua and burn you fox.
Do what you want. It's none of my business to be wrong.
I want to give you a super invincible and lovely Christmas present, but the box is too small for me to get in.
The face is just a potted flower. Cute and cool are poison.
Do you like stars? I won't help you pick it. I will hide them in my eyes and shine at you every day.
I'm mean, I'm vicious, I'm having a hard time, and you won't be happy.
No ambition, just want to be the world of the person I like.
Santa Claus said that this year's Christmas wish can't come true. I'm too old to carry you.
Mary Keris Mas
I want to kiss you until you suffocate, and then give you artificial respiration.
I won't be your dog, I won't hold your hand, I'm just an ex-girlfriend you'll never forget.
It is best to be thin. Too heavy, easy to fall in love.
I was busy growing up when I was a child. When I grow up, I am busy loving you.
You have wronged me many times, and I am used to it.
He lost consciousness, like a child.
I'm not very happy or sad.
Remember, remind you again that today is the anniversary of the little match girl freezing to death. ....
⊙ chic life depends on waves!
The moon tonight is not as round as my face.
What I hate most is that you insist that I think so when I don't think so. My temper is really afraid of accidentally killing you.
All the good-looking people have received Christmas presents, but I am different. I just ...
It's just a tragedy, not a tragedy
When I saw a dog coming out of the bushes, I couldn't help calling out your name.
Christmas or egg festival
I chased you with Cupid's arrow and flew in a bulletproof vest.
It's cold when it snows, but I hope it snows every Christmas. Good night and merry Christmas.
As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you
You don't like my thick legs. I'm not tall enough. I'm not slim enough. If I were tall enough and slim, would I still like you?
If one day my supreme treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, then I will blow up his Guo Hua and burn you fox.
Today is the anniversary of the little match girl freezing to death.
Don't refuse me yet. It's not too late to say whether you love me or not until my tongue is in your mouth and my hand is in your pants.
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