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A collection of sentences describing the good mood of eating durian
2. I heard that durian kernels can be eaten when cooked, and they taste like chestnuts. As a result, my brain was short-circuited, so I put durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. I'll go! The kitchen turned into a toilet in an instant!
It's not bad to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but everyone who likes it is very good.
4. The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most.
Today's happiness is the happiness of changing new wallpaper, eating pizza, visiting the supermarket with parents, and opening the durian blind box to eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.
6. Durian is like a hedgehog, solid and spherical, with many hard thorns on its surface.
7. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!
8. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
9. Eat stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.
10. Durian, it has no beautiful appearance, smooth skin and attractive taste. People avoid it when they see it. I have the same fate as it. I have no beautiful appearance, no clever mind, no lovely smile, only a mediocre life! Therefore, durian and I are good friends, because we are in the same boat!
1 1. Durian, durian, eat durian with your big brother.
12. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
13. I ate half a durian last night, so happy.
14. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.
15. I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca for the third time, but I was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.
16. Today's happiness comes from half a meter of bread and a strong durian flavor.
17. They all look delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.
18. I have a lot of scruples about the joy of my old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!
19. She likes everything about cheese, everything about durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
20. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, come to the whole piece.
A sentence copy describing the good mood of eating durian (Part II) 2 1. Frozen durian tastes good, which is the gospel of durian lovers.
22. It's a pity to learn that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.
23. I like to eat seafood, durian and beef now, many of which I didn't eat before.
24. I ate three durians in five days. If I eat this again today, will it burn me to death ... but I still want to eat it.
25. eating durian is super happy ~ how can it be so easy to satisfy?
26. What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning? It's Versailles
27. Help ... Why does durian still stink after drying? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.
28. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.
29. Life is like durian. Some people think it stinks, and some people think there is no absolute right or wrong with incense. Just be happy.
30. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.
3 1. I was a durian in my last life.
32. I ate durian at noon, snored or durian at night, so happy!
33. Eating durian Banji for the first time is my favorite taste, and I fell in love with it ~ ~
34. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough. Fortunately, he likes durian.
35. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."
36. I ate more than 100 pieces of durian, and now my voice is very confused.
37. I hated it at first, but it was sweet later. There is a delicious taste called durian. People who love to eat praise it for its fragrance, while those who hate it complain that it stinks!
38. The New Year's call is over. Children who like durian will eat your father together in the future.
39. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!
40. What is happiness? Happiness is to buy a good durian and kill it.
Sentences describing the happy mood when eating durian (40 sentences)
A sentence describing the happy mood when eating durian 1. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.
2. The taste of frozen durian is so surprising, which is the gospel of people who love durian.
You can refrain from eating, but you can't stop eating durian.
4. The taste of durian is delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.
5. It is true that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.
6. Those who love durian even love pizza.
7. One person's lunch, a whole durian pizza, eating the stuffing and leaving the skin.
8. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I'm not happy to have durian, but someone cares and is very attentive to me.
9. If I had sat under the durian tree, my job would not be so easy now.
10. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, so how can a beautiful girl like things?
1 1. You like durian very much. You said it tasted bad, but it was really delicious.
12. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian in one meal. The whole person is refreshed.
13. I like durian, but I don't like durian grandma cake.
14. Today's lesson is, never eat durian cookies outside, or even open the outer packaging.
15. I didn't stop eating durian after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!
16. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack and peels off the peel, which smells strange, like smelly feet and rotten duck eggs.
17. I don't like fish and meat. I like durian, mango and original milk tablets. During the physical examination, the doctor said that vegetarians can eat so much fat.
18. Do you want to take a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in the snow country? 18 will it come true?
19. I was eating durian, and this guy came up to me silently and asked me, Ma Ma, are you stinking?
20. Durian stinks, but its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can you be called the king of fruit? The flesh of durian is sweet and delicious. Add another bite, and the pure and mellow taste will directly blend into your heart, making your heart sweet.
I feel happy when I eat durian. I will feel happy to eat durian, and I will have a rare holiday tomorrow weekend.
22. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.
23. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.
24. Who can believe that our three-year-old ice cub likes durian very much! Squeeze your eyes and enjoy yourself!
25. Durian doesn't want to stop either.
26. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!
27. She likes everything about cheese, durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
I don't want to eat every day. Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.
29. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.
30. I want to be durian essence, but I don't want to be lemon essence.
3 1. I like watermelon. You must do your best to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.
32. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished it in one night.
33. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
34. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
35. My mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator for freezing. You can eat durian ice cream after work every day.
I really can't accept eating durian directly. I feel that the taste of durian goes straight to my head as soon as I enter my mouth.
37. Today's happiness comes from half a piece of durian-flavored bread.
I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.
39. After eating stinky tofu and durian, the smell of burping now ... is magic.
40. A few days ago, a person ate a durian and then got angry.
Talk about the good mood of eating durian in forty short sentences.
Talking about the good mood of eating durian (I) 1. A pregnant woman who was still eating durian one night ate the whole durian in one night.
I gained five pounds today. Oh, my God! The more I want to eat sweet things at night, for example, I am looking at my durian crisp now.
3. follow the trend. I will arrange it as long as I want. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
Big brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.
I ate a durian this morning, and I hope I won't burp in the future.
6. I am super happy after eating durian ~ How can I be satisfied so easily?
7. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!
8. I really want to eat durian durian pizza durian cake durian Melaleuca It's hard to see the refrigerator gradually empty.
9. When you hear durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.
10. I really like desserts. Every bite is great, which means I like durian, but it's delicious.
1 1. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.
12. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday, and snail powder today.
13. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
14. I must find someone who loves durian in the future, otherwise I can only eat durian secretly, which is too humbled.
15. After eating more than half a durian, I was born again!
16. I didn't stop eating durian after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!
17. Hee hee is happy at that moment. It is the joy of biting mangosteen into your mouth, the joy of eating durian, the joy of buying cheesecake, the sunset that you just saw at dusk, the sweet little happiness, the wonderful snow you want to eat, and the perfect Sunday. There are many little nephews and nieces coming back, and the soup made by my mother smells like holidays. Anyway, they are very happy!
18. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
19. I ordered two grilled durians with cheese, which are delicious! I like eating durian directly!
20. I want to eat durian and pizza Who invented durian pizza? It shouldn't be perfect.
The good mood of eating durian is short-lived (2 1). Suddenly I wanted to eat durian, so I ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
22. I haven't eaten the durian I want for a long time. I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving. It was thick and delicious.
23. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.
24. I am so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is particularly fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and the shrimp brought back by my roommate Taitung is slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.
25. I don't like eating durian early in the morning.
26. What kind of experience is it for a girlfriend to love durian? It is to have a durian shop with long-term cooperation.
27. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.
28. On the train, two little dolls were eating durian opposite me. They kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It's so rhythmic
29. After eating stinky tofu and durian, the smell of burping now ... is magic.
30. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!
3 1. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening, and I couldn't finish it.
32. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.
33. I ate my favorite baked durian pudding recently. Fat people's joys and troubles are all delicious food.
34. I especially like to eat durian, hahahaha, starting with durian-flavored soda water.
I really can't accept eating durian directly. I feel that the taste of durian goes straight to my head as soon as I enter my mouth.
36. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.
37. Today's happiness is the happiness of changing new wallpaper, eating pizza, visiting the supermarket with parents, and opening the durian blind box to eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.
38. People who buy you durian love you the most, because ... "Durian" is all you have, and "Lotus" is all you have.
39. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.
40. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.
Eating durian is very uncomfortable.
Durian tastes terrible. Sentence 1 1. I like durian, but durian sugar is not good, durian thousand layers are not good, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.
2. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How can I solve your worries? Only food.
I eat durian twice a week. If I eat durian like that every week, I can't keep it.
4. Eat durian and strawberry when you get up. Holiday life is really good!
There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!
6. I felt guilty after eating two pieces of durian and exercised for an hour to make up for it.
7. I don't have any friends who love durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!
8. I love strawberries, but I don't like strawberry-flavored things or durian, but I can eat durian. I'm really a freak.
9. In good condition, I ate durian ice cream and bought a time recorder.
10. Help ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is all dry? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.
1 1. Silly meow loves durian pizza. It's really wronged that you and I are crowded in this rental house in Shenzhen.
12. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."
13. If I had been sitting under the durian tree, my work would not be so easy now.
14. I don't like durian. You like durian. I like it if I like it. You have to drag me to say that durian is so delicious. How could you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong that you don't like durian.
15. I want to eat durian on the bus. It smells like durian. It's so strong that it's killing me.
16. I secretly ate durian and served it with watermelon to reduce the fire. I can't seem to eat it. It's embarrassing.
17. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.
18. I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake.
19. After a long time, I made a new discovery. As long as it is durian, the pulp is absolutely no more than five petals, and it is also rich in vitamins and various trace elements indispensable to the human body.
20. You can refrain from eating, but you can't stop eating durian.
I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian pizza and durian jiaozi, which are all durian products anyway.
22. I don't like eating durian early in the morning.
23. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough. Fortunately, he likes durian.
24. Life is like durian. Some people think it stinks, and some people think there is no absolute right or wrong with incense. Just be happy.
25. After eating durian, I feel that the whole world belongs to me.
26. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.
27. My wife likes durian very much. Although my family doesn't like durian, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.
28. Today is also the day to eat durian cake and mung bean cake. I broke down without a holiday for half a month.
29. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
30. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell into my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.
3 1. Hee hee is happy at that moment. It is the joy of biting mangosteen into your mouth, the joy of eating durian, the joy of buying cheesecake, the sunset that you just saw at dusk, the sweet little happiness, the wonderful snow you want to eat, and the perfect Sunday. There are many little nephews and nieces coming back, and the soup made by my mother smells like holidays. Anyway, they are very happy!
32. When you hear durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.
33. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian at a meal. The whole person is refreshed.
34. Open the shell of durian, and you can see the golden flesh of Huang Chengcheng. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!
35. eating durian is super happy ~ how can it be achieved so easily?
36. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and is nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.
I really can't accept eating durian directly. I feel that the taste of durian goes straight to my head as soon as I enter my mouth.
38. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
39. When the husband is not at home, he can eat snacks, durian and watch small fresh meat variety shows.
40. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.
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