12 Which of the Chinese Zodiacs is the funniest?

It should be said that it is a pig! ! !

Because every time people tell jokes or send text messages, they always compare people to funny stupid pigs.

It was even compiled into a song "Wait", and many people even used it as a color ring back tone! !

I have some jokes about pigs. I want to share with you:

1 the other day, I saw you wandering in a supermarket, and you put your hand into the machine that can check the price. The results showed that: trotters 8 yuan. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing when I saw it: pig head 18 yuan.

I haven't received your message for a long time. I miss you from the bottom of my heart I wonder if you are all right now. I passed by you the other day and went in to have a look. I saw you asleep, and I didn't have the heart to wake you up. Alas! A litter of piglets belongs to you!

The eighth ring mansion is gone forever. On this day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon. Tang priest said, send a text message to try. If you don't do this, it will be a demon.

There are six kinds of pigs: domestic pigs are kept at home, wild boars are born in the mountains, and stupid pigs are reading this message. If you are laughing, you are stupid, if you are angry, you are dead.

There are stars in the sky, dogs are burning, cats are cooking, idle pigs have nothing to do, they keep watching with their mobile phones and pressing their front legs. You are so obedient, you press. What a fool.

That's all for now. ...