I've been depressed recently. Who can tell a joke or something to make me happy?

1. The kindergarten girl asked the teacher: Can my grandmother still be pregnant at the age of 80? Teacher: No. What about my 18 year old sister? Teacher: Yes. What about when I was eight? Teacher: No boy next to me: Hey, hey, I said nothing! Second, African black girls travel to Shanghai and stay in hotels. Fire in the middle of the night. The African woman ran out quickly. A fireman was surprised to see it and said, my god, it's all burnt, running so fast! ! Third, the wolf pups have been vegetarian since childhood. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train him to hunt. Finally, one day, Mother Wolf and Father Wolf were happy to see their son chasing a rabbit. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said mercilessly, boy, hand over the carrots. 4. Before the wedding, the groom asked the host: How much does it cost to hold a wedding? The host said: the more beautiful the wife, the more money. The groom is embarrassed to give a dollar. The host was shocked, looked back at the bride and found 50 cents ... Fifth, the prisoner was shot. Because of the poor quality of the bullet, the first shot didn't go off ... then the second shot ... the third shot ... This is, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, Brother, you strangle me, which is really fucking scary. I dreamed yesterday that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said, Let the world be peaceful. He said it was too difficult to change! I took out your photo and said to make this person beautiful. God thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace! Seven, women are ugly and can't get married. Hoping to be trafficked. Finally, one day the dream came true. But it didn't sell for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back. She has made up her mind. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Let's go, don't want the car.