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Complete works of joke set txt

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[Has anyone washed it? ] A house is rented to many men and women, with only one bathroom and a long bath time. One night Xiao Wu came back from outside and wanted to take a bath, but there happened to be a woman washing in the bathroom. I don't know if anyone was waiting to wash after washing ... So Xiao Wu asked, "Miss, is there anyone washing below you?" The young lady replied angrily, "I'll wash it myself!" " Boring! 」

[I see] One day, the kangaroo in the zoo ran out! The garden thought that the height of the cage might be too low, so they decided to increase the height of the cage from 5 meters to 10 meters. The next day, the kangaroo ran away! So they raised the height to 15 meters. Unexpectedly, the next day, all kangaroos ran outside again! Therefore, the breeder decided to raise the height of the cage to 30 meters ... One day, giraffes chatted with some kangaroos ... "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" It's hard to say ... kangaroo said, "if they continue to forget to close the door." . 」 -

[Buy a dog] Lao Wang goes to a pet store and wants to buy a dog. I finally negotiated the pricing with my boss and was about to leave. ...

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