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Wang Meili is a girl's name.

Wang Meili is a girl's name.

Wen: I'm Su Yan.

Beauty doesn't like her own name, which is the kind that she doesn't like very much. People say beautiful flowers, beautiful scenery, beautiful parks and beautiful world, as if all these belong to beauty. Of course, before the birth of beautiful women, the world behind these beautiful women existed. Beauty is moved by the light of this world, not by the beautiful light of this world.

Guangli is not beautiful at all. Her forehead is big and bright, her eyebrows are thick and short, but her eyes are small and thin. Her nose is flat and her mouth is big, like a hippo. Every time I introduce my name, it sounds like a mosquito humming: My name is Wang Meili. Without exception, everyone who hears it will look at it with wide eyes and make sure that the person opposite is really beautiful. Beauty can be seen from their hidden eyes, corners of their mouths and hearts: it is still beautiful to look like this. Are you kidding? Don't defile the word beauty.

Every time I introduce my name, it is the most embarrassing time in my beautiful life. It seems that she has done something wrong, for fear of causing speculation and ridicule from others, and people whispering after she turned away. How did she get such a name?

How did I get such a name?

On the first day of kindergarten, the beautiful woman had this question after hearing the exaggerated laughter of the beautiful young teacher in kindergarten.

The beautiful young teacher said softly, Children, when the teacher reads your names, stand up and say "Yes". Whoever has a loud voice will get a piece of candy as a reward.

I saw that many students who shouted bravely got the candy rewarded by the teacher. The beauty also held her breath until the teacher shouted: Wang Meili. She stood up, sucked as hard as she could, and shouted, Coming.

The beautiful young teacher paused, a little incredulous: Your name is Wang Meili?

Wang Meili nodded heavily. My name is Wang Meili.

The teacher suddenly burst into laughter like Napoleon discovered the new world, bent over with laughter and shed tears. He smiled and asked, "Your name is Wang Meili?" ?

Wang Meili was silent this time. She wondered: What is the teacher laughing at?

Finally, the teacher stopped laughing: Wang Meili, here are two sweets. Your name is Wang Meili. Hehehe. The teacher smiled again. The teacher continued to call the roll: Li Dongdong. Say that finish Wang Meili couldn't help laughing again. Li Dongdong retorted, My name is Li Dongdong. The teacher said I know, I mean her name is Wang Meili. He looked at Wang Meili and smiled.

When reciting nursery rhymes in class, the beautiful young teacher will ask: Wang Meili, have you learned? Wang Meili has an excellent memory, so he nodded. The teacher introduced another teacher who just came in: Her name is Wang Meili.

You're kidding! The teacher who just came in was a little skeptical: Your name is Wang Meili?

Wang Meili nodded, and she was a little unhappy. Although she can't say why, she is unhappy.

Ha ha ha, the new teacher smiled, and the young teacher laughed too. The 24 children in the class were all very happy when they saw the teacher smiling happily. They followed the teacher's example and watched Wang Meili laugh.

Wang Meili was the only one sitting on the bench, not happy at all: Am I a joke?