The story of typo

Once upon a time, there was an old gentleman named Xue who often put his foot in his mouth. Later, he was accused of teaching something wrong and misleading his children. County grandfather asked: Do you accept punishment or are you willing to fight? Mr. Private School said: Admit the punishment. County grandfather wrote: three chickens, two rabbits. Then tell him that you should deliver it to me before dark according to the list. The old man took it and left, and soon came back with only a chicken. The county magistrate was furious: I want to be punished. The old man said quickly, sir, the villain did as you said. Look, isn't it written: three chickens, two for free?

Second, the true story about "typos have serious consequences"

Story:

Once upon a time, a farmer was bitten by a snake and didn't go to the hospital in time for treatment. I didn't go to the hospital until it was swollen. The doctor diagnosed and said, "Your index finger must be removed, otherwise it will corrode." The farmer was really reluctant to part with it, but there was no other way, so he agreed. When the doctor wrote the prescription, he mistakenly wrote "cutting the index finger" as "cutting the ten fingers". When farmers came out of the operating room, ten fingers were missing, which led to lifelong disability and loss of labor ability, and also caused medical malpractice disputes.

Urumqi imported a noodle production line from Japan, and purchased180,000 yuan 1000 rolls 100 tons of plastic bags from Japan. When these plastic bags arrived in Urumqi, careful people found that Urumqi was a little "black" and turned into a bird. This price difference makes the plastic bag of 6.5438+0.8 million yuan go up in smoke.

Three stories about me and typos

The story of me and typos

I am the king of typos. Since I can read, typos have always inadvertently jumped into my homework, my articles and my life. In short, whenever I see a bright red circle in my exercise book, I always hate it. How many people have I lost because of these typos!

Suppose I wrote a composition last time. The exquisite article I worked so hard to compile was read by the whole class teacher, and it turned out to be the top ten jokes of my class this year. The title of my article is My Little Turtle, but when it comes to the teacher's mouth, it somehow becomes My Little Turtle. Not to mention, this little turtle is quite greedy, eating three tons of rice every day. Son, this is not a bird. After the teacher finished reading my composition, the whole class laughed their heads off. As for me, I almost found a crack in the ground. Oh, I'm ashamed.

Not to mention, the ghost with typos will give me a gentle knife and gently kick me to stand on the edge of the cliff at some particularly critical times. Last semester's final exam, I finished my Chinese paper with confidence, and met with some good friends in a hurry to work out the answer. As a result, I got all the questions that were easy to lose points correctly. I was so beautiful in my heart that I flew to my parents in the summer vacation and was happy for a few days. I was startled when the test paper was handed out. Yes, I did answer the questions that are easy to lose points well. However, the typo on the test paper alone made me lose five or six points. That's great. Don't say that I was caught in a storm for my parents. I was in the middle all summer vacation. Alas ... bitter, I want to cry.

Another time, but this time is not bad for me. That day, my father and I walked in the park. As we all know, people were in a hurry, and I suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom. However, in such a big park, I turned around and couldn't find the public toilet. Just when I was in a hurry, my father suddenly pointed over there: "Isn't that a public toilet over there?" I went over to have a look. It turns out that the word "public toilet" has become "eight items" because of disrepair. No wonder I couldn't find it after looking for it for a long time. This account has to be a typo.

I put my foot in my mouth. I really don't want to be with you anymore. From today, from now on, I will declare war on you. I have the determination and perseverance to destroy you from my life! Students, can you still tolerate these demons around you? Let's do it together!

A story triggered by four typos

One day, Tintin and Dongdong came to Ziyi Bookstore and saw a poster that read "Wandering Fox Lady". Ding Ding said, "This woman must be a fox, otherwise how can she be called a fox?" Dongdong said, "Not necessarily. Maybe the fox adopted a little girl in the forest and raised her, so she was called the fox girl. " The bookstore owner came over and said, "Go! Let's go Let's go There are famous writers signing books here. What's it to your children? " Ding Ding said, "We are talking about posters of stray foxes!" When the writer heard the sound, she came out. She said a little angrily, "You call me a fox?" Dongdong said, "It's not you, it's a poster." The screenwriter said: "It should be an orphan girl!" The writer looked at it, and it turned out that the bookstore owner made a mistake when printing the poster. The screenwriter changed the title of the poster to "Wandering Orphans", which did not stop the farce.

Adventures in the hospital

One day, a man with a tumor on his index finger came to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said, "Your tumor is malignant. If the index finger is not cut off, it may lead to lesions. " The man had to decide to cut off his index finger. The doctor wrote the words "ten fingers removed" on the paper.

The patient came to the operating room and handed the medical record to the surgeon. The surgeon looked at it and asked, "Did you cut off all ten fingers?" Hearing this, the patient said, "I only have a tumor in one finger, not all ten fingers." Why did you cut off my ten fingers? " In this way, I can't eat, let alone write. "When the doctor saw that the doctor on duty had written the word" food "into the number" ten ",fortunately, it had not been cut, otherwise it would be miserable.

From these two stories, I found that writing typos can make jokes! If it is serious, it will lead to a big accident. Son, don't be like these people.

Five stories about typos

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who scribbled. He wanted to treat the guests that day, so he wrote a note for the officers to buy pig tongues. Who knows that the word "tongue" is written too long and widely, and the officer mistakenly thinks that he wants him to buy 1000 pigs. It was very busy for the servant. He traveled all over the city and went to four villages to buy it.

It is easy to buy 500 pigs. As soon as he felt that he couldn't do the job, he pleaded with his master, hoping to buy 500 less.

The county magistrate said angrily, "I told you to buy pig tongues, but I told you to buy thousands of pigs."

Hearing this, the officers replied, "Nothing! But in the future, please pay attention to your master. If you want to buy meat, you must write it shorter, not to buy my wife. "

Six misspelled ancient stories

The five most famous misspelling stories in history:

The world's first typo-"avoid"

It is said to be "the best in the world" because of its great influence and because it was written by the emperor. It is really wrong and there is no reasonable explanation. This plaque is hung above the middle gate of the meridian gate in the main hall of the summer resort, surrounded by gold-plated bronze dragon relief, and there are four glittering Chinese characters on the blue plaque: "Summer Resort". At first glance, you will find a horizontal line under the word "Xin" to the right of the word "taboo" (see figure). Who wrote this typo? It was written by the famous emperor Kangxi, and it was written by the emperor himself, inscribed in the fifty years of Kangxi.

Kangxi wrote one more line, and the courtiers should have seen it immediately, but the emperor is a golden mouth, and it is right to write it wrong. Who dares to remind the emperor that this is wrong? Besides, emperors have the privilege of coining words.

The most famous typo-"fish"

"Watching fish in Huagang" is one of the ten scenic spots in the West Lake, and the monument of "Watching fish in Huagang" is Kangxi's imperial pen. The four points under the traditional word "fish" on the tablet have become three points, a little less. It is understandable to say that Master Kangxi of the Summer Resort can't write, but it really doesn't make sense that this "fish" can't write. It turns out that there is a legend here that Kangxi is not unable to write this word, but "deliberately wrote it wrong." It turns out that Kangxi believed in Buddhism and had the virtue of good life. When he wrote the inscription, he thought there were four points under the word "fish", because in the old society, the four points represented "fire" and the fish was roasted under the fire. Can it still be alive? This is killing, so I deliberately omitted a little-the "water" at three o'clock, let the fish swim in the lake and live smartly.

The most philosophical typo-"Liu"

If the typo is "intentional mistake", the author will attach his own reasons. In Pingshan Hall in daming temple, Yangzhou, Jiangsu Province, the inscription of Ma Fuxiang, one of the famous "Sanma" in Ningxia in the early years of the Republic of China, is engraved on the plaque on the right side of the main hall. The plaque on the left was written by Liu Kunyi, governor of the two rivers in the early years of Guangxu in Qing Dynasty. It is said that it was written by Liu Kunyi in memory of Ouyang Xiu, an official in Yangzhou. There are two typos in the word "romance": less "flow" and more "present".

What's going on here? It turns out that Ouyang Xiu, a famous historical figure, was a "romantic satrap" when he was in Yangzhou, and he had many affairs under the pomegranate skirt of Yangzhou beauty, with all kinds of amorous feelings and excellent colors and arts. It goes without saying that Liu Kunyi deliberately wrote less "flow" and more "presence" in "romantic". He wants to be less romantic and more realistic, which is very philosophical. At the same time, it points out Ouyang Xiu's misconduct in those years. This kind of word is just right, so no one has said three questions and four questions so far, which is similar to the word "Insect II" (meaning "boundless moonlight wind") written by Emperor Qianlong on the stone tablet of West Lake in Hangzhou.

The most common typo-"Ming"

The emperor wrote typos, and there were typos on the emperor's mausoleum. On the Ming Mausoleum of Zhu Yuanzhang, the Ming Taizu of Nanjing, careful tourists can find at least two typos: on the Ming Mausoleum Protection Monument, "Ming Mausoleum" was written as "Xiao Xiaoling Mausoleum"; Entering the Ming building, there are seven words "the tomb of this great ancestor" on the stone wall just south of the mausoleum, and the word "Ming" is also written as "Ming". These two "traps" are different from "avoiding" more than "fish". "Fish" and "Avoidance" were created by the emperor, which is a method, while the word "pen" was written by calligraphers, which can be attributed to artistic figures or calligraphy styles.

The most striking typo-"Fu"

Confucius House in Qufu, Shandong Province can be said to be the most cultural place in the world, but visitors to Confucius House can see particularly obvious typos without entering the gate. Just above the gate of Confucius House, there is a plaque of "Fu Sheng" in gold on a blue background. There are couplets on both sides, which read: "Rest in peace with the country, live in wealth and honor, and write the moral saint family on the same day." The word "rich" in the couplet is a little less, and the treasure cover has become a bald treasure cover. Looking at the couplets again, there is another word that is extremely irregular: a vertical line under the word "Zhang" leads to the top.

How can the most cultured place make such a joke? In fact, this is not a joke, but one of the most cultured typos. The beauty of the mistake lies in its moral: "rich" is not in the early stage, which means "rich without a head"; There is a head under the word "Zhang", which means "the article reaches heaven." Two typos, all of a sudden, reflected the identity of Confucius, an extraordinary family. Not only did no one say it was a typo, but visitors were also amazed after understanding it. It is said that these two typos of Confucius are a stroke of genius, and the gods give directions. According to legend, on the wedding day of Confucius' 42nd grandson Kong Guangsi, a fairy happened to pass by and met the word "Fu" written on the screen in front of the mansion. The immortal erased the word "rich" little by little, and the Confucius family blamed it. The fairy revealed a mystery, saying that Confucius' family should not be too rich, but should "walk a little".

Seven stories and jokes about typos

Classic-five boys smoking

Five boys were taught to talk about smoking one by one by the snitch teacher:

The first boy truthfully admitted being beaten; Back to the dormitory, said:

Dude: I want it all, so don't admit it when you want it.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy A: No. ..

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ............

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy B is holding French fries carefully because he heard about A.

Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?

B accidentally got too much, and immediately played it with two fingers-

Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ...............

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: No? All right, French fries.

Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy C picked up French fries and put them on his ear. ..................

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: No. ..

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy was so busy that he took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on them. ......................

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy just took the French fries,

The teacher said: Don't invite me to dinner.

The boy was so busy that he handed the chips in his hand and then took out a lighter. ................

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: it's safe, it's still there, the fire hasn't lit yet …

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene n:

Teacher: French fries, please!

Boy: No thanks.

Eight stories about typos

1. Li Hongzhang was a famous minister in the late Qing Dynasty. Once, he had a distant relative to take an exam. This man is so ignorant that he doesn't know how to answer a question when he receives the test paper. At this time, he had a brainwave and suddenly thought that he was a relative of nave adult Li Hongzhang, so he wrote on the test paper: "I am the wife of nave adult Li Hongzhang." This ignorant relative actually wrote "Qi" as "wife". The examiner smiled, so he approved on the test paper: "As nave's own wife, I dare not marry (take)." Therefore, this relative is still at the end.

2. Buy 1000 pigs

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who scribbled. He wanted to treat the guests that day, so he wrote a note for the officers to buy pig tongues. Who knows that the word "tongue" is written too long and divided too widely. In ancient times, the officer mistakenly thought that he was told to buy 1000 pigs. It was very busy for the servant. He traveled all over the city and went to four villages to buy it.

It is easy to buy 500 pigs. As soon as he felt that he couldn't do the job, he pleaded with his master, hoping to buy 500 less.

The county magistrate said angrily, "I told you to buy pig tongues, but I told you to buy thousands of pigs."

Hearing this, the officers replied, "Nothing! But please pay attention in the future, if you want to buy it.

Meat, be sure to write shorter, don't write to buy my wife. "

3. About being single

One person's surname is Bu, whose name is unknown, and the other person's surname is Tu, whose name is self-evident. They became sworn brothers with different surnames.

One day, the elder brother didn't have to say to the younger brother, "Our names are all strange, and my surname is even less." You see, the word "burial" is like the word "home", but it is a little less; It looks like the word "Meng" and has no head, just like an official with a belt. Now I will discuss it with my brother. Could you please move a little from the waist of the word "Bu" to the head of my word "Tomb" to make me a "home"? "

The younger brother replied, "It doesn't matter if I lend you this little money to become a' home', but after you become a home, don't I want to be a bachelor?"

4. Ji and thirsty

An old man wrote the word "Ji" on the table before he went out to visit his friends on the first day of New Year's Day. He thought he would be lucky, but he didn't even drink a cup of tea after seeing several houses. He came home angry and looked at the words on the desk again. Unexpectedly, he stood in the wrong place and read the word backwards, so he said smartly, "I thought I wrote the word' Ji', but it turned out to be the word' dry mouth'." No wonder I didn't even catch a cup of tea. "

Nine jokes and stories about typos

I almost fainted when I read a story today. The name of the story is The Power of Four Wrong Words.

The story happened during the Cultural Revolution, when young intellectuals went to the countryside to jump the queue for "re-education". An educated youth wrote a letter to his family. The contents of the letter are as follows: "Mom and Dad, stop giving out food stamps and money. My dog is full of food. It rained a lot these days, so I was bored and lost my life (umbrella). In order to save the revolution, I just want your old life (umbrella). Now that the commune has set up an ideological propaganda team, I will hang myself in two days. "

After reading the letter, everyone in the family was frightened and almost died.

After reading this story, as primary school students, we should not only laugh, but also always remind ourselves not to write typos. Eliminating typos is our primary school students' unshirkable responsibility.

A story about ten typos, Chinese characters.

One day, "0" and "8" met in the street, and "0" took a disdainful look at "8" and said, "Fat is fat. Why wear a belt! " -"0" and "8" are actually small. Only when you are young, can you speak freely, say whatever you want, come with your mouth open and have no scruples.

One day, "0" met "10" in a bar. At "10", "0" said disdainfully, "What crutches do you rely on at a young age!" The relationship between "0" and "10" is that students in the same department in the university. Graduates from the same school often have similar cultural genes. This is too abstract. To put it simply, graduates from the same school often have similar birthmarks, such as pigs in the same slaughterhouse, with a blue seal on * * * ... So, another day, when "0" meets "10 1", I sincerely sympathize with my alumni who live far apart: "Hey!

By analogy, the relationship between "2" and "5" is similar to two entertainment stories of the same newspaper department and different newspapers. "2" said to "5": It's time for you to have your stomach in. "5" said: What's the matter? What happened? Didn't you just get breast implants? What a big deal! ; And "6" and "9" must be like an old couple who have been married for ten years. My daughter-in-law always reminds me half-heartedly when I can't help showing my nervous desire-just like when "6" meets "9" that day, she casually said: Why do you stand upside down when you leave? ……

"7"-Facing the solemn "2", "7" said, "It's no use kneeling, I won't marry you …" You see, "simple" can also be very NB.