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Collection of humorous comments in the circle of friends who gained weight after eating too many late-night snacks recently (57 items)
A humorous comment in the circle of friends who recently gained weight after eating too many late-night snacks (Part 1)
1. My three major shortcomings are: 1. Fat; 2. Fat; 3. , I can’t lose weight even though I’m so fat!
2. Have you had full-body fat filling done?
3. Fat people want to support their belly and lose weight. They worry about food and drink every day. They go to the hospital with a big belly and worry about losing weight when they are pregnant.
5. Easy to grow, it seems that fat girls can grow fat even if they drink water;
6. This is also delicious, I really want it, It’s the time to gain weight again during the Chinese New Year, so sad.
7. I have gained weight. Last year’s skirt is too tight this year. I eat less today than yesterday.
8. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not exercising! ! ! So now I have gained weight again!
9. I want to become thin and light up all the obscene fat people.
10. People who like you never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
11. Fat women like to wear a dark green sweatshirt and stand there like a mailbox.
12. A fat man is destined to die, and it may be more serious than Mount Tai, some more serious than Huashan, some more serious than Mount Hengshan, some more serious than the Himalayas.
13. It doesn’t matter if he is shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he is not like that. There is a round belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.
14. Are you frightened by my light movements? hehe. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.
15. Even though you know you will look good if you lose weight, you are reluctant to take any action to lose weight.
16. Recently, many friends have said that I have gained weight, which makes me think: Why do I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
17. Looking through old photos, I have to say that time is like pig feed. I thought I was fat and ugly at first, but I definitely didn’t expect that I would get worse.
18. Treat me to something to eat when you miss me, and I’ll be there right away.
19. Women always feel that they are too fat and other women are too thin. Humorous comments from friends who gained weight after eating too many late-night snacks recently (Part 2)
20. Anyone who says I don’t need to lose weight is a bad person.
21. When people reach middle age and become fat, they get all excited when it comes to losing weight!
22. What’s wrong? Do you think I’m not fat enough? Why did I order fried skewers in the middle of the night?
23. Fitness is hard, but having a healthy and beautiful body is fun. Being fat is bad, but gaining weight is fun.
24. In fact, I hid it from everyone, and I secretly gained weight. I couldn’t accept it, and I couldn’t sleep at night.
25. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.
26. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.
27. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, not having a partner, and lack of money.
28. I keep my worries in my heart, no wonder I can’t lose weight.
29. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.
30. I’m so hungry, but I don’t really want to eat. I’ve been eating so much lately that I feel like I’m gaining weight.
31. It’s such a cold weather this year, but I actually feel okay. Maybe it’s because I’ve gained weight, hahahaha.
32. A fat man cannot beat others or run away from them, so he naturally has a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, affable, and leisurely are all words that describe us fat people.
33. A fat man is heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.
34. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short.
35. Have you had midnight snack today? You will gain weight!
36. I don’t know what the devil is, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored things. I really think I am not fat enough.
37. My appetite has increased greatly recently. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don’t think I am fat.
38. If you are fat, you are fat. Changing your hairstyle is all in vain. Humorous comments in the circle of friends who gained weight after eating too many late-night snacks recently (Part 3)
39. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. Someone just stands up and the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two at a time. personal.
40. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It’s been a week since the Spring Festival, but I haven’t lost a pound!
41. My clothes seem to have eaten a little too much, and they have gained weight regardless of my feelings!
42. With you, my heart can no longer hold anyone else. After all, you gained weight.
43. I have been living a very happy life recently. It’s great to have a carefree life. Even though I’m fat, I’m also a Scorpion girl. Come on, keep fit!
44. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, can you believe it?
45. Fatness is an attitude, meat is a spirit, obesity is also a body shape
46. The voice of most fat people: they are determined to lose weight, but there is nothing they can do about it.
47. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. You say I'm not beautiful, I'll dress up. But, if I lose weight and become more beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain, you taught me.
48. You feed me, eat hard, no one wants you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.
49. I slap myself hard several times when applying toner every day! I hope it can be a little thinner.
50. I have gained weight now, and my smile is not as beautiful as before. The only good thing is that the hug is warmer than before.
51. If you want to look thin in front of others, you will lose weight behind you.
52. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong.
53. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I am helping them complete their unfinished business.
54. I am just curious about the world of fat. After walking around for a while, I got lost.
55. My mother’s meals have defeated my determination to lose weight time and time again!
56. Winter is the season when you accidentally gain weight, and it has reached an all-time high.
57. Although I have gained three pounds in a month and still eat less oil and salt, I probably eat too many carbohydrates and need to control them. Collection of humorous sentences about eating and drinking recently and gaining weight (60 items)
Humorous sentences about eating and drinking recently and gaining weight
1. My pants have shrunk again ...
2. Losing weight is a life issue that you only think of after you are full.
3. Although you have a desire to lose weight, you are doomed to be obese.
4. At about two o'clock last night, I woke up after dreaming that I had difficulty breathing. It may be that I have gained too much weight recently.
5. I have drifted away and never looked back on the road to gaining weight. I lie in bed and eat chocolate at this time in the evening.
6. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.
8. As long as you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match anything.
9. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. Now, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.
10. I have been fat for a long time. My weight has reached its peak. I am very hungry every day and cannot lose weight.
11. You are not chubby, but cute. You make people happy just by looking at you. You are very eye-catching.
12. I was very thin before and I will be very thin in the future, so I have to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.
13. When people reach middle age and become fat, they get all excited when it comes to losing weight!
14. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? It’s only been 7 days since the Spring Festival and I have gained 6 pounds. It’s been a week since the Spring Festival and I haven’t lost a pound!
15. It’s better to let go of the hand you can’t hold as soon as possible, it’s too fat.
16. Xiaoda, who says that she is not fat but only has a chubby face, is really cute. I want to take a bite of her cute bread face.
17. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.
18. Everyone says I am fat, but in fact I am just not too thin.
19. I always feel very hungry recently. Then eat a lot. I thought I had gained weight.
20. Yes, I am fatter than before, but I am also more open-minded. I can think of everything that I couldn’t think of before. I have recently gained weight by eating and drinking. Humorous Sentences Part 2
21. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first important thing is to eat and drink well!
22. You promised to lose weight, forget it, you won’t gain weight after eating one meal.
23. I cried. My face is getting fatter and my limbs are still too thin. Is this what weight gain looks like?
24. Fat women like to wear a dark green sweatshirt and stand there like a post box.
25. I have gained a few pounds recently and I have to refrain from eating salads in the winter. It is really miserable.
26. I always bring my own lifebuoy when swimming in the sea...
27. Keep your mouth shut and open your legs. For a fat guy like me, it is still somewhat useful. Yes!
28. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.
29. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.
30. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
31. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.
32. Shut up and move your legs! If you can’t control your mouth, what else can you control?
33. Fat people are always updating their wardrobes.
34. When I bite the inner muscles of my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realize that my face is fat.
35. Such a small distance, I can roll across it quickly.
36. If time is like killing a pig, then obesity is like killing a dragon!
37. I am greedy without realizing it, and I gain weight again after I realize it.
38. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. I worked hard to lose weight for half a year, but before I succeeded, I celebrated the New Year again.
39. Treat me to something to eat when you miss me, and I’ll be there right away.
40. In fact, I hid it from everyone, and I secretly gained weight. I couldn’t accept it, and I couldn’t sleep at night. I have recently gained weight by eating and drinking. Part 3 of humorous sentences
41. I have gained weight at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. Every time I go out to eat, my grandma tells me that I am fat. It is so difficult.
42. Don’t call others rude when you see them getting fatter!
43. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the fat people. But he got fat again.
44. I originally planned to become thin and become a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes; but instead I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.
45. Don’t ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away and I can’t go back because I am losing weight. Good friends, let’s work hard together!
46. Fat people want to support their belly and lose weight. They worry about food and drink every day. They go to the hospital with a big belly and worry about losing weight when they are pregnant.
47. God! If there is no way to make me lose weight! Just get fat my friends!
48. Regarding ordering takeout in the middle of the night, what is your mentality? Maybe you think you are not fat enough, so hold on to your fatness.
49. There are only two ways for a fat man, either to die of obesity or to die of hunger. Fat people have only two ways out, either to get in better shape or to get a better mentality. Which sentence do you agree with?
50. You are fat and delicate. You grow where you should, and you are beautiful and beautiful.
51. After eating fat, whether it is talking about environmental protection or democracy, it seems to be unconvincing.
52. The angle of taking a photo is really important. If you are not careful, you will make yourself look shorter and fatter.
53. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".
54. We are fat people, fat people with overnutrition, it won’t hurt if we eat less!
55. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
56. Didn’t you just gain weight yesterday? Why have you gained weight again today?
57. A fat man’s period is fatter than others.
58. If you don’t lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born to be funny!
59. Have you had full-body fat filling?
60. Looking through old photos, I have to say that time is like pig feed. I thought I was fat and ugly at first, but I definitely didn’t expect that I would get worse. Humorous and Funny Sentences for Drinking and Posting on Moments (57)
Part 1 of Humorous and Funny Sentences for Drinking and Posting on Moments
1. The young man has left home and the boss is back. I’ll treat the lady to this drink. accompany.
2. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.
3. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.
4. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.
5. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry together after drinking.
6. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you should restrain yourself not to drink.
7. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, drinking ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.
8. When you call it, you can drink it, drink it without getting drunk, get drunk without getting drunk, get confused without falling, and fall without falling asleep.
9. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.
10. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!
11. Show your skills in times of crisis, my sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for my brother;
12. I promised to quit drinking, so tonight I will quit drinking to celebrate, and then drink again once.
13. There are many boys who advise you not to drink, but are there any who will take care of you when you are drunk?
14. If a man doesn’t drink, he is living in vain.
15. Thousands of mangroves and clouds in the mountains, the wine is smoked by the sun.
16. Two meals of wine a day will make you feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.
17. You may not take the initiative, but you will not refuse or be responsible.
18. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I'm afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, so it doesn't feel like I'm in the human world.
19. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time! Part Two of Humorous and Funny Sentences for Drinking and Posting on Moments
20. A hundred cups must be quaffed, and a pillow will make a difference.
21. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.
22. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.
23. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.
24. Don’t drink when you win, but cheat when you lose.
25. I hate drinking, but I like the person who makes me drink. [Compiled by MeiWEn]
26. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.
27. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks and four houses will be ruined, and six drinks will enlighten you to the temple.
28. Put all your worries in wine and hold them in your heart.
29. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink enough.
30. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.
31. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.
32. Drink wine when you meet a close friend, and sing poems to the people you meet.
33. Red wine, white wine, wine, our friendship will last forever.
34. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.
35. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband;
36. It is said that you can drink until you are drunk and love your lover until you are in love, but who doesn’t drink until you vomit? .
37. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
38. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate. Part Three of Humorous and Funny Sentences for Drinking and Posting on Moments
39. Only drinks, not the boss.
40. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
41. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.
42. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.
43. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
44. Wine is a package of medicine. If you don’t drink it, you won’t be able to sleep!
45. If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first;
46. I drank today and I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Don’t drink in the future.
47. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!
48. If brothers don’t drink, they have no affection at all.
49. It’s so good to drink. I feel like I want to blow bubbles at you.
50. Drinking is funny. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.
51. When I’m drunk, I don’t accept anyone, so I hold on to the wall.
52. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!
53. If the first person you think of when you are drunk will be the person you love the most.
54. When the person who persuades you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "Lift your butt, drink again", intending to ask the person to drink another drink. At this time, the person who persuades you to drink should respond: "Move your butt, it means you have to drink again". respect".
55. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.
56. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends;
57. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will not be able to make good friends at all. Neither is joy. Post a humorous post on WeChat Moments about gaining weight
Post a humorous post on WeChat Moments about gaining weight (1)
1. Big things at every turning point in life Losing weight has an ulterior motive.
2. In this era of individuality, I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.
3. Can you give me three months? I will appear twice as me before you again.
4. Pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
5. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt, blinding your eyes. Unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.
6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".
7. “A tolerant woman” is me.
8. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is exquisite. A fat man is like a pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!
9. Stop trying to catch up with me. The calories you and I take in are not at all of the same order of magnitude.
10. It doesn’t matter if he’s shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he’s not like that. He has a round belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.
11. I have gained weight now, and my smile is not as beautiful as before. The only good thing is that the hug is warmer than before.
12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat. Haha, right.
13. The typhoon came, and the people and trees around him were blown away...
14. The life of a fat man is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.
15. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two people at a time.
16. The secret of being fat is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.
17. Are you frightened by my light movements? hehe. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.
18. God! If there is no way to make me lose weight! Just get fat my friends!
19. A fat man’s period is fatter than others.
20. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong. Post a humorous comment about gaining weight on WeChat Moments (2)
1. With such a small distance, I can quickly roll over.
2. Don’t call others... rough when you see them getting fatter!
3. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!
4. I was very thin before and will be very thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.
5. The Fat Kid’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.
6. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
7. Everyone says I am fat, but in fact I am just not very thin.
8. Even if I am fat, I have also been on the road to losing weight.
9. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
10. It may be heavier than Mount Tai, or it may be heavier than other mountains.
11. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs.
12. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly stuffed sausage, the meat all over her body was tight. At this moment, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.
13. The greatest happiness of a fat man is that he is still a fat man even if he eats too much.
14. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say: "Grow up quickly, grow up quickly."
16. Eat for me, eat hard, no one will want you if you get fat. You, you are mine, I want you.
17. When you are broken up in love, let yourself gain weight because your heart is wide and your body is fat.
18. The fat man’s helplessness: looking at the small clothes of everyone.
19. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, can you believe it?
20. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb. Post a humorous comment about gaining weight on WeChat Moments (3)
1. My face has gained weight several times. Only when I look at my fat face do I feel blessed. I will work hard to make my life more complete.
2. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.
3. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.
4. What’s missing? Neither of us knew clearly. People were stunned because they were fat, while I was angry because I was thin.
5. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
6. I want to become thin and light up all the obscene fat people.
7. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
8. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you two can sit on this board. cold? How could I be cold.
9. As long as you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match anything.
10. It’s not us fat people who are too fat, but you
11. My three major shortcomings are: fat; fat; I can’t lose weight even though I’m so fat!
12. Fat Kuang was really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.
13. My sister glanced at me and said, "Don't let the meat hear you."
14. I'm not fat, I'm just not visibly thin.
15. Those who cannot even retain nutrients are human dregs.
16. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.
17. You hugged me gently from behind, and I couldn’t even close my hands.
18. Only good-looking people are called green tea bitches, and I can only be called the Hulk.
19. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.
20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people! A humorous copy for a girl to post on WeChat to say she has gained weight
A humorous copy for a girl to post on WeChat saying she has gained weight
1. Achievements this year: gained 20 pounds , the bulging belly unlocks the greasy middle-aged man in advance.
2. People who like you never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
3. Look down at your own flesh, it’s so tender that you can’t get rid of it.
4. She looks quite fat, but even after taking off her clothes, she is still quite fat.
5. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!
6. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and lack of money.
7. After a month of confinement, I accidentally gained weight. The fat boy is not worthy of having a collarbone.
8. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".
9. The people you like are thinner than you, and the people you hate are also thinner than you.
10. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.
11. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong.
12. I have lost weight before, and the thought of it makes me sad.
13. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.
14. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
15. Love to eat is also a kind of art, so if you are fat, don’t stop me from pursuing art.
16. Unknowingly, I am greedy and gain weight again.
17. If you are fatter than me, you will be recognized for your abilities.
18. Even though I have gained three pounds in a month and am still eating less fat and less salt, I probably ate too many carbohydrates and need to control them.
19. I lost a lot of weight during the holiday. I also want to try the feeling of being without food at home, so that I won’t have to worry about losing weight.
20. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.
21. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.
22. A fat man cannot beat others or run away from them, so he naturally has a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, affable, and leisurely are all words that describe us fat people.
23. Many people who cannot find a partner like to blame others, such as the fat chef or the ugly barber! Part 2 of a humorous copy for a girl to post on her WeChat account saying she has gained weight
24. People who can’t control their mouths shouldn’t make a fuss about losing weight! Deserve it! Damn fat man!
25. If you eat too much sugar, you gain weight again. This is not called fat, but thick!
26. I’m not fat, I’m cute and bloated.
27. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. I worked hard to lose weight for half a year, but before I succeeded, I celebrated the New Year again.
28. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and cannot lose weight.
29. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. Now, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.
30. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One of them asked me to eat midnight snacks, and the other made me midnight snacks every day.
31. I was simply too bloated. I ate too much sweet food. Forgetting bread, milk tea, egg tarts, and Oreo meringue rolls, I also had to eat chocolate and candies directly. I was still not fat enough.
32. The most devoted thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how much you neglect it, it will still never leave you!
33. A fat man wants to hold his belly and lose weight. He worries about food and drink every day. He goes to the hospital with a big belly and worries about losing weight when he is pregnant.
34. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
35. I have been living a very happy life recently. It’s great to have a carefree life. Even though I’m fat, I’m also a Scorpion girl. Come on, keep fit!
36. This child has gained weight and is getting cuter and cuter.
37. The woman is ugly and has no moral integrity. When I went on a blind date, it took a long time for the hero to arrive. When the woman saw that he was a fat man, she became angry: Fatty, ugly man! The male protagonist is also popular: At least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
38. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I am helping them complete their unfinished business.
39. I was so hungry that I could only hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.
40. Sell me by the pound, and I can take care of Wang Sicong.
41. I am on the way to becoming fat and never look back. I lie in bed and eat chocolate at this time in the evening.
42. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
43. I’m fat again, so drink beer and eat a piece of twice-cooked pork to calm down.
44. A pair of trousers I bought last year turned out to be too short when I put them on this year. Then my dad said it was because I gained weight, so the trousers were stretched and became shorter.
45. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
46. Gaining weight at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. Every time I go out to eat, my grandmother tells me that I am fat. It is so difficult.
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