Qian Feng's cold joke.

Fabolous jokes:

1, I can't fly. I put one foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why?

2. What photo can't tell who it is?

3. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

4. What are the products with the same production date and effective date?

5、? Water snake? Python？ Green bamboo snake? Which is longer?

6. What is the book that the bookstore can't buy?

7. What do you eat but don't look at?

8. A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties. The radio keeps reporting the disaster, and an old man who is looking for you has been listening to the radio report. Someone asked him:? Did you hear the news of your grandson on the radio? He replied:? No? Then he said:? But I know my grandson must be safe. ? Excuse me, how did he know?

9. What door can never be closed?

10, how to write the scarlet letter with a blue pen?

1 1. What can I enter effortlessly?

12. There is a ladder hanging beside the boat, 2 meters away from the sea. The sea water rises by half a meter per hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

13, two people from south to north, one carrying a burden and the other carrying a backpack, didn't argue, didn't make noise, and no one gave way, but they passed the wooden bridge smoothly. Why?

14,252,248, which one do you choose?

Fabolous joke highlights 2:

1, chatting with a 24-year-old guy at dinner, he smiled and said that he is now? Nothing? I said,? Don't worry, I didn't have a car until I was 28, bought a house at 34 and married my wife at 36. You will definitely have a car in less than four years, a house in less than 10, and a wife in less than 12.

He looked at me after listening, blushed and said, uncle, I got married last year. ?

My wife urged me to travel to Russia and said:? Even if you don't buy anything, take a breath of other people's air! ?

The husband said: You can breathe Russian air without going abroad. The weather forecast says that a Siberian cold current will enter this country tomorrow! ?

3. The weather is very hot. I often drink water and always forget to buy one for myself. Often drink water from the company's paper cups. I went to work the day before yesterday and saw a big plastic cup on the table. And that lovely one, my colleague said it was given to me by the beauty manager. I was very moved at that time, so I washed it and drank water. Drinking water from a large plastic cup feels unique, and colleagues cast admiring eyes. After lunch, drink water with a cup.

The beautiful manager who suddenly came in stared at me? Then she said, this is the little trash can I gave you. I forgot to give you the lid in my hurry this morning. Shall I give you the lid?

I went to physical education class in junior high school and got sick that day. I'm a sports commissioner. After everyone lined up, I wanted to give the physical education teacher a leave of absence, but it turned into a ten-cent note. I didn't react and said something? May I ask for leave?

A flying enthusiast is going to send a guest home by helicopter. He asked the guest if he was airsick, and the guest said he never was. They got on the helicopter together.

The helicopter is an old-fashioned plane, flying very slowly, and the expression of the guests sitting on the side slowly becomes very painful.

Flight enthusiasts quickly asked:? Didn't you say you didn't get airsick?

The guest paused and said, I am not airsick, I am carsick! ?

6. teacher:? Lei Feng travels thousands of miles on business, but it is good to take the train. What kind of quality does this sentence reflect Lei Feng? Student:? It shows that Lei Feng has a good character and many acquaintances, and he can buy train tickets everywhere. ?

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