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The interesting thing happened in middle school.

Interesting thing

Life has to go through many things, happy, sad, sad and happy. Some will float across the brain like duckweed, which will not be recorded, but some rooms will be firmly rooted in their hearts like roots and fresh in their memories. Everyone is like this, so am I, so I'll let you share my happy mood!

It's been a while since it happened. I remember it was a winter. It snowed only yesterday, and it is still a fine day today. Although the sky is clear in Wan Li, it is still very cold when it doesn't snow. Because we are going to school to sing, we set off for school early.

The snow was really heavy last night, and the school was dressed up as a snowy world. The snow on the ground was still shining silver in the sun, and I saw this. After singing this song, we decided to have a good time.

Finally, the "annoying" singing ended, and the school basketball court became our world. We like to "doodle" on the silver basketball court. Those little footprints are arranged in order on the basketball court, like happy notes. I don't know who suggested "have a snowball fight" and "good!" This proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, so the fierce and exciting snowball fight game began. Jiao Jiao volunteered to be the first to break it. She put on a pair of cotton gloves, then lifted the snow on the ground and held a small snowball. She ran straight to us and saw her coming. We are like mice seeing cats running around. When we are all safe, we find that Xiaoya has no reaction and is trapped in a corner by Jiao Jiao. A fist-sized snowball bloomed in Xiaoya. Xiaoya was out of breath and didn't even wear gloves. She threw a small snowball at us. I really think that God deliberately opposed Xiaoya. As soon as I saw it, the snowball exploded automatically in the air. We laughed again. Xiaoya was even more angry and directly picked up a piece of snow and hit us. This time, I was trapped in a dead corner. However, at the moment when Xiaoya hit me, I turned around and all the snow came.

How can such an interesting thing make me forget?

Interesting things in school

It's been three weeks since school started, and there are many new things to say in these three weeks! Since the beginning of school, our junior middle school class 2 1 grade 2 1 has actually moved to the foreign language classroom. The maladjustment here has caused many novel and interesting things, but the most interesting thing is this one. When I was in junior high school, I began to do exercises after the second class in the morning. Of course, nothing is more common. But I went to a foreign language class this semester, and of course the rules have to be changed. So from the beginning, our position of doing exercises was moved to the back of the teaching building, which is really a "land of feng shui". As the head teacher said, when it is hot, we will walk in the shade. When it is cold, we will stand back and stand in the sun, but it is extremely warm. And there is only one class here, which is really spacious and comfortable! This kind of treatment is much better than doing exercises in the toilet in junior high school. The students are quite satisfied, but God seems to be joking with us. It rained continuously just after the first few days of school, and I added up to two or three exercises there. As soon as it clears up, the school will send a notice, asking not to do exercises, but to run instead, as the name suggests. Run and run, we are all very excited. After all, we have never run. Fuck. The next day, the running exercise officially started, and we came last, and the whole class ran in front together. So the team was in chaos without running a few steps, but the team in front was still so orderly that the students were surprised. They ran so neatly that their pace was highly consistent with the slogan. In the words of the head teacher, it is as even and orderly as cutting jiaozi. We all admired it, so we began to practice on the physical education class. Later, when it failed, we stopped running with them and ran in our "Feng Shui Treasure Land". This is really new. Many people look at us, which makes us feel very funny, but we can't laugh, because the teacher says this is a very serious matter. Many things happen. We finally practiced and won several praises. Students and teachers are very happy, because this is the result of the joint efforts of our class. Maybe this thing is not new to people who often run and do exercises, but it is very new to us students who have been doing exercises since primary school. Although we are not the best runners now, we have made great progress than before. I believe we will be better in the future, because we can succeed as long as we work hard.

Interesting things in school

Three weeks ago, when I faced the new campus, I had an indescribable excitement: I finally went to junior high school! It's another new semester. For me, this is a new starting point and a challenge! Before long, I began to worry. Will I get along well with my classmates? What will my classmates and teachers think of me? Actually, I've been thinking about this problem all summer. Who wouldn't be nervous and curious about the new environment? Fortunately, after a few days of school, I got along well with my classmates and didn't have much homework. Quite relaxed. Maybe it won't be so easy in the future. I am in Grade One. This sentence, which should be as passionate as a declaration, smells like the end of the world to me. As weak as a person's last words. A minute ago, my mother told me that you should read out your passion and momentum, let everyone know that you have confidence in a new starting point, and you should cheer everyone up. Now, a minute later, this sentence has the opposite effect. Mom's sigh is clearly audible. I know I let him down, and I don't want to let him down, but I can't help it, just like I don't want to take the exam. It has been three weeks since the beginning of school, and my curiosity about the new environment is not as strong as before. I consider myself a genius, with good grades and good articles. If I am not a genius, it will be a joke. However, a genius like me made a mistake when doing a math problem that the teacher thought everyone could do. That doesn't mean I'm not human. If I'm not human, what am I? I'm not a person, then what am I? Sister Fan said I was human. Human form? I feel really tired. I am so tired that I face so many classmates and their confident smiles every day to set off my lack of confidence; I'm so tired that every time I shuttle around the campus, I don't have time to look around, and class is about to start. I am so tired that I have to use coffee to refresh myself, because I don't have enough sleep every day to make sure I don't yawn in class ... I met my primary school classmates in the street. She said that she regretted choosing my present school instead of mine. In fact, she doesn't know, and I'm helpless. I am very tired. People outside want to come in and people inside want to go out. I find our school more and more like a besieged city. The thoughtfulness of the school makes the canteen colorful for us, from all kinds of snacks to sewing buttons. The school so gently cut off any reason for us to leave school. Therefore, we have to look at the empty sky around us, with empty eyes and confusion, and then lament the Spring and Autumn Period day after day, lamenting that the outside world is wonderful and the inner world is helpless. The iron gate is locked and the courtyard is deep. I asked you how much sadness you can have, and tears flowed first. It seems that the popularity of Tears Behind bars is not without reason. I remember how excited I was when I was admitted to this school. I was always in a good mood that summer. When I came in, I began to worry. Although it is easy to enjoy the cool under a big tree, it is hard to feel that you are not a big tree with your back against it. There are not many people in our grade, but the competition is fierce. When I first faced the exercises of Arabic numerals and printing ABCD, I felt unprecedented fatigue. This is my junior high school life. Although I am very tired, I know I must take these exercises seriously. I know I must work hard for the future. I know that all my efforts today will pay off in three years. But, what's the use of knowing, just like I know there is a moon in the solar system, but so what? It's not my turn to step on human feet. I think I should work hard. The last bell on Saturday seemed to be released from prison. We packed our things and went home from school. Open the door, full of sadness and a sense of survival, shouting: "finally back!" " "Although there is no Wei Zhongxian got, but there is a tragic escape from hell. This is my junior high school life, full of too much competition, too much bitterness, too much desolation and too much helplessness and loneliness, just like a stagnant pool.