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Write a composition full of typos

1. A 400-word essay on the consequences of typos

When I was in the first grade, because I didn’t know much about reading, I made a lot of typos and made a lot of jokes. Now that I think about it, it really makes me sad. People laugh like crazy.

There is a "Reader" book that introduces the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. Hey, the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. It's really strange. Why did Qin Shi Huang suddenly be buried with a toilet? I got home and asked my mother curiously. Mom said: This does not read "barrel" but reads figurines. From now on, I have memorized a myth. If there is "唔" next to it, read "yong".

Once, the newspaper said that someone was stabbed to death by gangsters. I said someone was killed by gangsters. I went home and told my father the bad news. My father said, "Yes, he died. You see, the blood was gushing out like a fountain, and all the blood was gone. Of course the person was going to die." Only then did I realize that I admitted my mistake again. Words.

Something funny happened again. Once, when the school selected the "Top Ten Boys" and heard the good news, I quickly ran home and said: I solemnly declare that I want to be a "Top Ten Boys". Did mom hear that it was hung like this? I felt really unlucky when I heard that.

The most embarrassing moment for me was when a classmate at school said: When you grow up, you will be a loser. I said angrily: You are the pauper, the tramp covered in vibrators. Instead of being angry, he smiled and said: Have you ever seen a person with an egg dancing on his body? When he said this, the whole class laughed. Oops, why can’t I even speak well? How will I behave when I grow up?

Typos are like patches on gorgeous clothes. They are my biggest enemy. It is urgent to eliminate typos. You have to know that typos can ruin a life. 2. A 400-word essay on feelings about typos

Feelings about typos on the streets Last week, after we learned "Traveling in the Kingdom of Chinese Characters", Teacher Liu gave us a task, which was to collect typos on the streets.

Are there so many typos on the streets? With this question in mind, I conducted a careful "reconnaissance" on the street, and actually "captured" a lot of typos. The National Day has just passed, and many banners celebrating the National Day are still hanging. Some banners even read "Celebrating the National Day."

There is a sign in front of a shopping mall that says "All products are discounted." There is a station sign that says "Waiting Hall".

What’s even funnier is that there is an anti-theft banner that says, “You have options for parking your vehicle, and remember (avoid) parking at will in remote areas.” When we see these typos on the street, we should have a deep reflection while laughing.

Chinese characters are broad and profound. We must study them well and use them correctly. Typos like the one written above may just be a joke and have not caused serious consequences, but some words written incorrectly may cause misfortune.

A farmer's index finger was accidentally bitten by a snake. He did not go to the hospital for treatment in time. He did not go to the hospital for treatment until it became swollen and rotten. After diagnosis, the doctor said that his index finger must be removed, otherwise it will continue to rot.

The farmer was reluctant to part with his index finger, but he had no other choice but to agree. When the doctor wrote the prescription, he accidentally wrote "removal of index finger" instead of "removal of ten fingers".

When the farmer came out of the operating room, ten of his good fingers were missing and he became permanently disabled. How terrible this is! Students, after knowing the dangers of typos, you must be careful when writing. 3. Essay on the harm of typos, 450 words

In life, typos are very harmful to us. Writing a wrong word may seem very ordinary and no big deal, but it is often a moment of negligence that leads to serious consequences.

In the past, a farmer accidentally bitten his index finger by a snake. He did not go to the hospital for treatment in time. He went to the hospital for treatment only after it became swollen and rotten. After diagnosis, the doctor said: "Your index finger must be removed, otherwise it will continue to rot." The farmer was really reluctant to give up, but had no other choice, so he agreed in desperation.

When the doctor wrote the prescription, he mistakenly wrote "removal of index finger" instead of "removal of ten fingers." When the farmer came out of the operating room, his ten good fingers were missing. He became permanently disabled and lost the ability to work. It also triggered a medical incident. Accident disputes.

The difference between the word "food" and the word "十" can make a person permanently disabled. How terrible this is! Just because we can't distinguish words with similar shapes, we should pay more attention to it, be careful people in life, and get rid of the bad habit of writing typos.

We must study the new words we learned that day carefully during class and consolidate and review them after class. Be more careful and don’t be too careless. Only after you have learned them can you distinguish the close characters. Be careful and serious, and you will definitely eliminate typos and become a careful person in life!

Typos are very harmful to us. As long as we are careful, we can avoid this unnecessary trouble. Let us eliminate typos together! 4. Jokes or disasters caused by typos

A certain student likes to write typos and always writes "break" as "drink".

In one of his diaries, he wrote, "The squad leader ordered us to carry dung, and everyone worked very hard. No one dared to drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader's back."

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Typos in the composition

On New Year's Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet"...

Teacher Comment: Is there such a thing? I want to go too! (Terracotta Warriors and Horses)

After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for the graduation trip.

Teacher Comment: I don’t know which funeral home your home is from? The teacher never knew... (Appearance)

.My left eyelid kept twitching last night, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today

Teacher comment: My child, are you that old already? (bad omen)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer...

Teacher comment: One word difference, and people who raise oysters will turn around! Should I start raising oysters soon? It will make a lot of money... (causing cancer)

Last night my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two burgers, "chicken nuggets and one poop"...

Teacher Comment: Is it delicious? Chicken poop? (One serving of chicken nuggets)

When I was preparing to go shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught by "***" in my hurry. It was really unlucky.

Teacher comment: The teacher is very curious - —Whose *** is so big...? (Steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I spent money to buy "Mean Man" and planned to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher comment: Pronounce it correctly, "Glade" will make you cry...

My history teacher has long hair, short stature, bad temper, and a little "breast" "...

Teacher comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Tighten your skin a little when we have history class later." (fierce)

I think I am a good scholar. A good student who is also "worried"...

Teacher comment: It's time for you to worry - you failed. (Excellent)

. On the "rough and bumpy" road of life, we must keep a firm direction...

Teacher comment: This road can follow the eight wonders of the world, the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. The ninth wonder.

There was a foreigner who stayed in China for a while and thought that his Chinese was good. One day, he went shopping alone without an interpreter. After shopping for a day, he returned to the hotel and said to the interpreter: "You guys?" The Chinese people are so confident." The translator asked: "What's wrong?" He said, "Every time I walk down a few streets, I see some big signs that say, China is good, China's business is good, and China's agriculture is good. , China is good at construction, China is good at transportation, and the Chinese people are good at it.”