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Pull all the emperors in China into a WeChat group. What will they talk about?
Liu Bang: The surname is Sheng. See what you can do. Your Qin dynasty is a joke. Look at the big man I created!
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: Grandpa, I have trained great people to be so prosperous!
Wang Mang: What's the use? No, I stole it.
Liu Xiu: I got it back again. Do you still want to be an emperor? Oh, no, the master kicked him out. He doesn't count!
Cao Cao: Ha ha ha. I accidentally broke your Liu Long Mai. Sorry, sorry.
Liu Bei: Your army is pitiful. I was defeated by one or two tricks of my prime minister Zhuge Liang!
Sima: Unexpectedly, Sima Jia unified the Three Kingdoms!
Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty: It's not chaotic again. Our great Wei is finally going to unify the whole country!
Wendi Sui: I keep saying that I want to unify the whole country, but what I really do is me!
Li Shimin: Your Sui Dynasty was suddenly destroyed by my father. What a pity!
Wu Zetian: You men are not as good as me!
Li Longji: Emperor Taizong, I have created a prosperous new century for Datang!
Lu Ye Baoji: After so many years, the Tang Dynasty will still fall, and now I, Da Liao, will soon rule the world!
Zhao Kuangyin: What are you? Look at me, Dasong has begun its heyday!
Qin Shihuang: I am the first person in the history of China. Although there were Xia Dynasty, Shang Dynasty and Zhou Dynasty in the past, they were all inferior, saying that they were a dynasty, but in fact even power could not be unified. Many small countries are under their jurisdiction. If I hadn't stirred the tide of history, China might have been scattered for thousands of years like Europe.
Hu Hai: Dad is right. You are the first person in China.
Qin Shihuang: Shut up! If it weren't for your incompetence and trust in Zhao Gao, the eunuch, could I lose the country that should have been passed down from generation to generation?
Liu Bang replied to Qin Shihuang: I don't think you are the first person in China, because your glory largely comes from your ancestors. If it weren't for the fact that your Qin State became powerful through Shang Yang's political reform and your ancestors worked hard to govern Qin State from generation to generation, would you have made such great achievements after the capital was established? Speaking of which, I am the best. I was just a country punk. Finally, I stepped onto the peak step by step and created a country of big men. I am the best.
To Qin Shihuang's surprise, his own words stirred up a thousand waves like stones, which made the originally silent emperors have a vent channel, and there was a fierce debate in this group.
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