Everyday unreasonable copywriting

1. You always think that some people are lazy. You make it sound as if you can really do something great if you are diligent.

Go out in the sun again. If it gets dark, no one will call you an idiot.

Don't ask me why I hit you in the face, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

I'm not good-looking, but I'm not as freewheeling as you are.

The spring breeze is ten miles, Xia Feng is a hundred miles, the autumn wind is a thousand miles, and the winter wind is Wan Li, all of which are not as good as you can blow.

6. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

7. Put away your cowardice and show your domineering. When you fall, no one helps you, and many animals are watching your jokes.

8. Do you think the person you like is the person you like? Liking is always a misunderstanding.

When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You treat me as a topic of discussion, but I think you are nothing.

10. Good-looking people have youth, but you only have acne!

1 1. You are a descendant of Archimedes, aren't you? You are too good at arguing.

12. Young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful.

13. I like clean people, but I don't like fools. There are two concepts: intentional and brainy.

14. Do you live by the sea? It's so wide.

15. There are two kinds of people's looks, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You belong to the middle one, so ugly.

16. I am not a person who is willing to fight for it, because I always feel that all I can take away is garbage.

17. Even if my shortcomings are full, I don't need your pointing fingers.

18. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

19. Don't say sorry to me if you don't mean it. You are the best apology!

20. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

2 1. I am polite to you because I hope you can get along with me in the same way, instead of watching you push your luck.

22. Don't mess with me. It's not that you can't mess with me, it's that I despise you.

23. I'm going to curse today, so I won't scold you.

24. I like you. What did you say? I don't like you. What did you say?