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What's the joke about steamed bread and instant noodles?

Steamed bread and noodles are fighting. Steamed bread was outnumbered (so many) and vowed to take revenge.

The next day, Shantou took a pot of steamed bread for revenge and didn't want noodles to go to Ryukyu. However, when I saw instant noodles, the pot of steamed bread jumped up and shouted, "revenge!" " ""hit him! "Wait until the instant noodles are broken, and then stop. The steamed bread that was beaten yesterday said, "Hum, look! Burn your head and I will disown you! ? "Poor little instant noodles, I don't know what's wrong.

On the third day, instant noodles wrapped in bandages were called a box of instant noodles to retaliate. Found the steamed buns and shouted, "Brothers, let's go together!" " "A burst of kicking, steamed stuffed bun was beaten were raw. They rubbed their hands with instant noodles and said, "2B, wear a flower on your head to pretend to be cute! "

On the fourth day, I took a small steamed bun in a wheelchair and took several small steamed buns with me, ready for revenge. Seeing Flammulina velutipes, it shouted, "Wow, that bastard put on a hat!" " "First, I rushed up and kicked it, and then I took off the hat of Flammulina velutipes. When Flammulina velutipes died, there was no revenge.