Does anyone know Japanese jokes?

Travel abroad, friends and friends. Travel, family, friends, friends, friends, friends, friends.

とった. Male はしまったー

Friends, family, farm, school, etc.

A man keeps a parrot.

When he went out on a trip, he left the parrot at a friend's house and entrusted him with the care. When the man came back to take the parrot home to feed it, the parrot suddenly cried like a rooster. ...

That man thinks it's broken.

It turns out that his friend's house runs a chicken farm.

I heard about the horse.

Mom, I don't know. I don't know.

Jiuping (きゅぅへぃとぃぅぉくびょぅなびぅ)

Day,,, horse () command operations.

Jiuping will die (ひっしになってにしがみつぃてぃ゜).

"やぁ, Jiuping どの, どちらへぉかけです? 」

すると, Jiuping は,

されば, このは, どちらへゆくのやら. Go ahead (.

Translation:

Ask the horse.

Once upon a time, there was a timid warrior named Jiuping.

One day, at the order of his master, Jiuping wanted to accompany him on a long trip. The master's orders must be obeyed, and there is no way. Jiuping had to endure his inner fear and get on the horse. As soon as he got up, the horse suddenly began to run.

Jiuping grabbed his horse desperately. Just then, a samurai who knew him came from the opposite side and greeted him and said:

"Hey, Jiuping, where are you going?"

"Ah, at this rate, who knows where to go. Where is the destination? You'd better ask the horse. "

4 ァナンサー (announcer)

アナウンサー

ぅちのがテレビをてぃると, the beautiful mother,

\ こんながにてくれるとぃぃわ \

とってニコニコしてぃたがチのではぉ, チのででぉ

Who is the mother? Who is the mother? Who is the mother? Who is the mother? Who is the mother? . . .

Translation;

broadcaster

When my mother was watching TV, she smiled when she saw a beautiful female announcer coming out and said, "If only such a person would marry into our family!" "

There are no men in my family except my father. Whose wife does my mother want the female announcer to be?