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Ma Ji

The language of our motherland is rich and colorful.

B: Yes! Because we are an ancient civilization with a long history.

A, especially crosstalk performers, should constantly learn the language of the motherland.

B sure! Is cross talk the art of language? How is your research?

Answer! ..... Don't you see? I studied my stomach.

What does this belly have to do with language?

A is so appropriate. I just study a little bit and put a little bit in it, so I can get pregnant for a long time!

B I haven't heard of it. You have too much fat and overnutrition.

Answer no! I speak so many languages that they all say I know everything.

B no! You are not a know-it-all, you are full of sheep fat!

You look down on me. Come and feel it.

B what? ! Can this language be touched?

There is too much armor, you can touch it with one touch!

B ok, I'll touch it.

Don't push too hard, or it will be wasted to squeeze it out.

B then I'll touch it gently ... what's this?

A big one?

b！

This is a foreign language!

B Do you learn all foreign languages? !

Answer yes!

B, stop speaking foreign languages.

A: I didn't say it, I squeezed it out for you.

B what's the language here?

This is a minority language.

Here?

This is China's.

Here?

This is a dialect.

Here?

Folk proverbs.

Here?

a two-part allegorical saying

Here?

An idiom.

B how about here?

One by one?

b！

This is ribs.

B, even the ribs are out! You have learned so many languages, which one is the best?

That's an idiom. I am particularly interested in idioms. I have studied them for the longest time and accumulated the most.

The richest.

B Yes, what are the characteristics of that idiom?

An idiom is concise and people like to use it. If you don't use idioms, write an article.

There is no color, and there is no "taste" in speaking.

Give me an example.

A has a saying: Only by sharing weal and woe can we be United as one.

Everyone can understand this sentence.

This sentence uses two idioms.

B share weal and woe, unite as one.

It would be a shame if A replaced idioms with ordinary vernacular.

B what do you say?

A: All of us, only the guilty suffer and the blessed enjoy. With sweetness, everyone can share it, and with bitterness, no one can escape. Don't hide, don't hide, don't argue, don't rob, don't be more, don't be less, don't be special. Only in this way can we have the heart, drive, goal, virtue and appearance. ...

B, come on. All right! It seems that we still need to use idioms.

A Don't say writing an article or giving a report, you have to use idioms even when you are in love!

B What idioms are used in dating people? !

A I'll learn from you. I am a man and you are a woman.

B yes.

Don!

B ... I'm still a little Donna. I am 47 years old.

This is not imitation! Tang Xiao, it's sunny today. I'm glad to ask you out for a walk.

B yes.

A Although we met for the first time, to be honest, I fell in love with you at first sight. You are generous and affectionate, which really makes me feel a little overwhelmed.

B it's as real as it is.

How many idioms did A say in just two sentences?

B Yes, it's elegant and subtle.

You say, if you don't say these idioms, it's a bad thing to say them in vernacular!

B what? !

A can you say that? Tang Xiao, this day is very interesting. I'm calling you mainly because I want you to go out with me. Frankly speaking, the first time I saw you, my heart itched. Look how handsome you are. Your head is full of feet and feet, especially these two thieves, whose eyes are like big light bulbs. Give me a "hair bone". You are really ... what is that ... we can register.

This is crazy! It seems that no amount of vernacular Chinese can replace idioms.

The meaning of this idiom "a" can't be expressed in many vernacular languages sometimes.

Well, it seems that you really know something about idioms.

A certainly.

B Well, let's talk about idioms here, shall we?

A Well, it seems that you can speak English, too.

What's here? Speaking of idioms, compared with you, although I dare not say that I am better than a domain, I can at least compare with you.

Oh, look at him. He gloated and shook his head.

Who is it?

A If you can say it, let's compete to see who is the most appropriate and who is the most skilled in using idioms.

B Then let's get started. I'm talking about the night on Chang 'an Avenue, which is a ten-mile long street with fiery red trees and silver flowers.

These are two idioms. I said that the towers of Tiananmen Square are magnificent and antique.

B I said that the Great Hall of the People is magnificent.

I said the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall was solemn.

B ok! I said that Zhongshan Park is full of beautiful spring and blooming flowers.

I said that the Palace of Labor and Culture is a pleasant place.

B What do you mean you can't see more?

There are lovers everywhere.

B hi! I said the theater was crowded with people.

A: I said the audience was smiling and watching.

B What if you look at both sides?

A that's looking for the toilet!

B hey! Besides, we are perfect.

A ok! I said we are in cahoots, in cahoots!

b？ !

A doesn't seem appropriate.

B I is a talented person.

What about you? ! I am super smart!

B I is versatile.

I am the flower of the motherland.

B you! I am outstanding.

A I'm at the top.

B He is always taller than me, and I am modest and prudent.

I am very amiable.

B I lags far behind you.

Compared with you, I am nothing.

B I have nine more Niu Yi hairs than you.

Compared with you, I am just a drop in the ocean.

He began to be modest again. I have good facial features.

A I'm small and exquisite.

B: Are you still Xiao Linglong? !

A Not as beautiful as you!

B I have the appearance of closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers.

I have the ability to sink fish and fall geese.

B me, the beautiful moon hides when she sees me, and the flowers are shy when they see me!

I, the beautiful fish, sank to the bottom of the water when they saw me, and the goose committed suicide when they saw me!

B You, what sank was loach fish, and what fell was bald goose!

Then you are closing the waning moon, you shy dog tail flower!

B: Good! Neither of us is so good.

Is this idiom all right?

B not bad.

A use these idioms to praise the virtues of our motherland and people, and the images are vivid.

B: Yes! Praise, and appropriate.

A Then let's talk about derogatory idioms.

B what is derogatory?

What A said just now was very good and positive. From now on, derogatory terms are all bad.

Bad words can't beat me.

A Of course, you are much worse than me.

You are the bad one. Start talking now!

A: I think the crosstalk you said is incoherent and messy!

B I think this cross talk you said is sweet talk and empty!

Your performance is affectation and grandstanding.

Your performance was glib and unbearable.

A: You are eloquent and full of honey juice.

You are a fake smile, and there is a knife in your smile!

There is no ink on your chest.

You are ignorant and dishonest!

Look at you like this! He has a fat head, big ears and a stupid head!

B, you look good! What a big belly and a fat brain!

A: You ... you are a poor monkey!

B, you are full of ugliness!

You are a bearded monkey!

B, you are a monkey with garlic, roll your eyes!

A: You are a monkey climbing a barbell, just a few times!

Second, you are a monkey. Just a few times!

You are a monkey. Take lice for example, it's sheer nonsense.

B You are a monkey. Take off your hat and wait for money.

You are a monkey. Just a few laps.

You are a monkey ... why are there so many monkeys here?

What I said was a quip and a two-part allegorical saying.

B I thought we were talking about idioms!

A: Yes!

You are insincere.

A: What's the matter?

B isn't this an idiom?

A Then you're welcome. You're amazing.

You are talking nonsense.

You are running amok.

You are pretentious.

You are shameless.

You are notorious.

A: You are insidious and vicious.

B, you ...

A: You are lawless, you are neither a donkey nor a horse, you are flustered and duplicitous, and you are the king. You are duplicitous, sneaky, and deserve to die.

What's the matter with you?

How is this derogatory idiom used?

B not so good. It's all on me

A: You deserve it!

Here we go again! These are all derogatory idioms.

A uses these derogatory idioms to satirize bad phenomena in society, and flogging people with bad behavior is the best weapon.

B: Yes! But you can't use idioms half-baked.

A Some people don't take idioms seriously and don't understand them, so they just use them. As a result, they have nothing to do with each other and are full of jokes.

Let's learn this idiom again.

Is it used to nail nails? It doesn't work, does it? What's the topic?

B suit yourself!

A Tell you what, let's meet here and have a chat.

B yes!

Alas! Aren't you ... who's that?

Who am I?

What's your name again?

My last name is Tang!

Let's start over.

B wants to say idioms.

Don't worry, every sentence has idioms. Alas, you are not a sugar-coated cannonball!

B My last name is written here.

A: Isn't this an idiom?

B, right! You are just so-so!

A I don't like it very much either. Alas, sugar-coated shells ...

B, alas! ..... don't call it that.

Why are you so independent here?

B. I stand out from the crowd!

One, you still have some energy!

B yes! I don't want to die here!

A: Why do you seem a little self-inflicted recently?

B no! Recently, I have been harming the public and the private!

Go to my cosmopolitan home!

B I don't have time to visit your place.

Why are you in such a hurry all day?

B I have something to do!

First, you are just a dog fighting with a man!

B ... I can't say that.

A This shows that you don't know many idioms!

If you know a lot, say it yourself!

A can do it!

Let me ask you, what are you doing here?

I'm here to invite you to my house and look at the sky.

B what did you invite me to do?

Because you are an unexpected guest in my house.

B Oh, you go first!

A Then I'll wait for you at home!

B yes!

A I'll wait for him at home.

B I ... I'm not going.

A: Isn't this an idiom?

Line B! Where does your family live?

A My family lives in Laguna, USA.

Which city does b belong to?

A belongs to a crowded city.

Which way?

A revealed his true colors.

Which district?

Janine is unyielding to death.

B Where can I find this?

A that's easy to find! You travel from here to north, run here and there, and then jump up and down.

B I'm still the rabbit.

A: Well, go straight from here, don't look back and forth, you will find a temple vaguely.

B what temple?

A is puzzling.

B I'm confused now

A climbed the path next to the temple and went straight to the point. There is a river ahead.

B what river?

A is talking nonsense.

You are talking nonsense now! How can I cross the river?

There is a saying in Jiahe that has been passed down from generation to generation.

B This is my first time to take a boat like this.

When we get to that small place, A will get off the boat.

B what bus do you take?

A is behind closed doors.

B this car is nice! Where do I get off?

It is difficult for you to ride a tiger.

B how far is it to get off?

A Not far, just Pengcheng Wan Li!

B not far? Then how can I get there?

A: Then don't be embarrassed to ask.

B I have to listen to hearsay. Where does your family live?

Our street is familiar to everyone.

B what street?

A mouse crossed the street.

Ouch! I have to get a beating when I get there. Which hutong does your family live in?

There are no hutongs, and our family lives in an empty lane.

B what's the house number?

No, no, no, no.

B Is it a building or a bungalow?

We live in a castle in the air.

What floor does b live on?

Up and down.

Is there a gate?

A has walls!

What wall?

A dog jumped over a wall.

B dog over the wall? !

If you are in a hurry, jump.

B I won't jump! I called the door.

If you want to call the door, call the door over there.

What door?

A Qingshui yamen.

B what are the characteristics?

A door is colorful.

B Is there any sign in front?

A There are three big trees.

What tree?

A mayfly shook the tree.

Mayflower b ...

A still knows what to do.

Look at this tree.

A don't underestimate this tree, it is evergreen all year round, full of thorns, flowers and fruits.

B what flowers have you bloomed? What fruit did it bear?

A fainted at your own risk.

B you can keep it for yourself.

You should be on your guard when you enter our yard.

What's the matter?

A: Our yard is a narrow road to walk, with trees and grass everywhere. I'm afraid you've gone astray.

B That's all right. I'm careful.

You should ring the doorbell before entering the door.

B what's the doorbell?

Cover your ears and steal the clock. I gave you double happiness as soon as I heard the bell.

B Then may I come in?

A, don't be busy Don't make a move.

B what's wrong?

My house is a deep hole, and chickens bark and dogs bark everywhere. There are some homeless dogs in the house, and call the police.

B look at these things.

A Then I'll take you into my bedroom first.

B how's your bedroom?

There are two ten-year-old cold windows in front of A, and there is a picture next to it.

B what painting?

A is a well-thought-out picture with a pair of suitable doors on both sides. The bed is covered with both ability and political integrity.

What a beautiful quilt!

Welcome to our home. You are a distinguished guest. I admire you deeply because you are famous.

B I asked you to praise me?

On behalf of my whole family, I would like to express my warmest immortality to you.

B I is dead.

When you come to our home, you can do anything you want. If you want to eat something, you will ruin yourself.

B won't eat.

A Then I'll pour you a glass of water.

B what water?

Took a sip of water.

B how to drink this water!

A: Then I'll smoke a cigarette and light it for you to go through fire and water.

B, this smoke is smoking!

A: Then, please wait a moment. I'll cook for you.

B Don't be busy, it's too late.

A What are you afraid of being late? You can die in our house after eating.

B I is still dead. What are you going to do for me?

A If it's simpler, I'll cook noodles for you.

B what noodles?

Nail polish and powder.

This side can't be eaten.

Or I can bake you some cakes to satisfy your hunger.

B it's like not eating.

Or I'll cook you a bowl of coarse tea and plain rice.

B Why don't you tell me what you will do?

A I have four cold dishes, which are sure to suit your taste.

What are the four cold dishes?

A kind of ruthlessness, despair, fear, scratching their heads.

B I must have been poisoned after eating it. Do you have any hot dishes?

A of course! I killed a stupid chicken for you.

B is still a stupid chicken!

A fried a piece of wood to beg for fish, stewed the dead and cooked the bowl all night.

Is this egg edible? !

A I also have braised pork loin and steamed horseshoe. I'll fry one of my specialties for you.

B what's this dish?

A is a person!

B you can't eat this!

If A can't eat, I'll cook you a bowl of porridge.

B what porridge?

A Push the boat with the current.

B do you have any wine?

A yes! I put a bottle of good wine there.

B what kind of wine?

A never changes.

Who will have dinner with me?

I'm sorry, but you're the only one who wolfs down.

Can I swallow it?

A: Me, or I'll play with you, and our two brothers will stumble together.

B where is your family?

They are all walking in the clouds.

Where is your lover?

She went to the theater.

B what drama did you watch?

What A saw was coarse and fine.

Where is your brother?

He went to play ball.

What ball did b play?

A dream.

Where is your sister-in-law

A went to the movies.

B what movie did you see?

What A saw was catching a shadow.

Where are the children?

A went to sing.

What song did B sing?

A singing in the besieged city.

Where is your sister?

A went dancing.

What dance did B do?

A group of demons are dancing!

Where's Aunt B?

My mom? Forget it. I'm terminally ill.

B what? What's wrong with you? What disease?

Covered with snow.

B cancer! What symptoms?

A coughed at night, vomited platitudes, with Chun Xue in his sputum and perseverance in his blood. The maggot's back is as light as a feather!

B this disease is really bad! Did you call a doctor?

A, please!

B Chinese medicine or western medicine?

Please be as close as lips and teeth

What prescription did b prescribe?

A ridiculous and generous.

What medicine did b take?

This is a concise document.

B what injection did you get?

A is playing tricks.

B how is it now?

A has been suspended for introspection now.

B just woke up? ! If you say your family is really miserable.

Now I'm depressed, lonely, broken and friendless. What great joy and great sorrow!

B Come on, don't be sad!

Is that as good as your home? Your family is happy, men, women and children, and enjoy family happiness!

B that's true. I still have grandparents!

That's called longevity and longevity.

My father and mother?

The old man is strong.

B children

Armor is alive and kicking.

Me and my lover?

Birds of a feather!

b？ !

Your family runs in the family. This is a happy family. It's just icing on the cake!

B: Just a little more people.

A large population is good!

B: What's wrong with the large population?

Six animals thrive!

Change it yourself