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Twisting a ray of moonlight and drinking wine on August 1st (prose)

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I have lived in the mountains for a long time, and I am not used to living in other places. At that time, I had an idea, how leisurely and contented it would be to live here in the mountains! No matter where it is, it can't be compared to it. Here, you can hear the chirping of birds at any time, smell the fragrance of flowers, grass, and earth, drink water from mountain springs, and eat wild vegetables and mushrooms. All of this is good.

Linzi and Yezi are new friends. Because they often come to the forest, we are familiar with them. One day, they suddenly called and said they were coming to see us, and I smiled and said: "Come on, there is nothing in the mountains, let's drink with a ray of moonlight, haha!"

Yezi and Linzi listened. Very happy, "Okay! What you said is so poetic! We have to go. I thought moonlight can't be eaten, so you said wine, which is the best!" After hearing this, the busy husband also Then burst out laughing...

When Lin Zi and Yezi came, it was already very late, the moon had just risen, and had just climbed over the branches. Under night, with dense trees, clear streams, and a full moon, the scenery is quite beautiful. They kept driving the car into the entrance of my yard, but as soon as they got out of the car, they received a different kind of "courtesy". Heizi who was guarding the door barked wildly, and the two big geese, Bai Niu and Bai Ya, stretched their necks and chased them, pecking at them with their beaks.

The two of them were hiding and laughing, calling me to help them quickly. Yezi was timid and was so frightened that he yelled for a while. I quickly shouted: "Bai Niu Bai Ya, they are all good eggs, not bad guys. Stop pecking them! Haha." The two geese heard my order and shouted. Then he stopped chasing. Heizi has stopped barking a long time ago, because he can best see my eyes and my friendliness. When Heizi learned that they were friends, he calmed down. Seeing this interesting scene, Lin Zi smiled and said: "Bainiu, Baiya, let's learn from Heizi, and see that we are friends, not thieves!"

The husband joked: "Maybe Bai Niu Bai Ya was afraid that you would come and kill them without food, so she was so scared that she wanted to drive you away, haha!" After saying this, everyone laughed. I quickly pointed to the moon in the sky and said, "With the moon here tonight, there will be no shortage of moonlight. Let's drink under the moonlight and no one should think of eating goose! Haha!" After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter again. Laughing...

Lin Zi and Ye Zi are a pair of lovers. They have been in love for many years, but for some unknown reason, it seems that something is missing and they have not gotten married yet. What's missing? I asked curiously, but Yezi just smiled and didn't answer. Linzi said: "If you are short of RMB, you are short of cars and houses!" My husband replied: "It doesn't matter if you are short of anything, just get married first! As long as there is no lack of love, it will be fine." , with love, you will have a car and a house!”

As my husband spoke, he quickly made tea, poured water and washed the fruits, and then said back: “Isn’t that what I said...” He quickly said: "There will be bread, everything will be there, haha! Yezi, don't hesitate, get married quickly! I'm waiting to eat your wedding candies, my big teeth are almost greedy!"

Ye But Zi said calmly: "What are you afraid of if your big teeth fall out? If they fall out, they will grow back. Wait a minute, we don't have the courage of you and brother. We only think about love. Thinking about marriage, I am very scared, or Just wait, it’s not a hurry!” Lin Zi echoed, “Yes, yes, it’s not a hurry!”

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I’m busy cooking. liquor. Regardless of the hot weather, we all like to drink hot wine. Yezi and Linzi sat in my small courtyard and kept admiring, "Wow, this small courtyard is really great. This house, this lotus root pond..." They admired and glanced at my small courtyard. : There are flowers, grass and trees, and the most beautiful thing is a pool of lotus. When the lotus is in full bloom, the faint fragrance of lotus exudes an alluring breath in the wind.

The lotus leaves spread out in the night moon. There are mandarin ducks dreaming under the lotus leaves. There are frogs lying on the lotus leaves looking at the moon. There are also a few playful dragonflies swinging on the lotus flowers. . Under the moonlight, the red dragonfly hugged a lotus petal and kissed it for the last time as if it was reluctant to leave. The dining table is right next to the lotus pond. No matter who is talking or laughing, it will not affect the little things in the pond. Because they are already familiar with us, they are doing their own thing without being surprised!

My husband quickly went to light the fire, boil water, and cook. I picked up the basket and went to the small vegetable garden to pick vegetables, including celery, eggplant, cucumber, zucchini, cilantro, tomatoes, etc. In short, there were all kinds of vegetables.

In the lotus pond, there are lotus roots, carp, crucian carp, and crayfish, all of which are ready-made. If you walk out of the door, you can pick straw mushrooms and wild vegetables with your hand...

My husband's cooking is first-rate, delicious and quick. After a few cups of tea, the dishes were ready. Celery, cucumbers are green and crispy, tomatoes and lotus roots are red and tender, carp is delicious, lobster is hot, cold, hot and stir-fried, steamed and fried, all dishes are ready in a short time. The wine is also ready. A pot of hot wine and several plates of delicious cooking are placed on the wooden table.

At this moment, the moon has already risen in the sky, and the moonlight in the forest becomes even more mysterious and beautiful. The moonlight seems to cover all the scenery with a moonlight-colored gauze. Flowers, grass, trees... even the calls of birds, frogs, cicadas and insects seem to be bathed in moonlight. It's the same, gentle and pleasant.

The wine was brought and I filled the glasses one by one. When I raised my glass, I looked up and saw the moon. So, I said to everyone at the moon: "Twist a ray of moonlight to drink. Come on, let's drink one together first, haha!"

We drank until the moon rose very late that night. sky. We filled the wine glasses with wisps of moonlight, filling them to the fullest, but we still felt that we were not satisfied and wanted to drink more.

Regarding drinking, some people would say that the best way to drink is to drink some plum wine in the face of peach blossoms, apricot blossoms, pear blossoms, etc. all over the mountains and plains, sour and sweet; in summer, Drink some beer by the river facing the lotus flowers in the pond to feel refreshed; drink some chrysanthemum wine in the evening of autumn to clear away heat and detoxify, and feel at ease; in the cold winter season, warm a pot of sorghum wine and sit on the heated Kang. Warmth and warmth. And I think the most beautiful thing is to sit in the mountains, sit under the moonlight, and drink with friends or the person you love, twisting a ray of moonlight! In the rest, I can no longer find that kind of beautiful artistic conception.

Lin Zi and Ye Zi have always envied my husband and I living in the mountains, so they often come here to visit us. Every time, we would drink together, under the moonlight, under the sun, on sunny days and on rainy days, always drinking spicy hot wine.

I thought I would always live in the mountains and drink wine under the moonlight every night. I never ask Qingtian, and I never believe in Qianli’s affair with Chanjuan. I only believe in staying together. This is true love. This is true love and staying together! As for those who have no choice but to do so, those who cannot, and those who are helpless, I will not believe them no matter how many reasons there are. Because love means staying together and living together, which means never leaving each other and lasting forever. Even if you don’t have a car, a house, or even nothing, love is enough!

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Later, Yezi and Linzi broke up. Because Yezi has been hesitant in the face of Linzi who has nothing. After the breakup, they quickly found their significant other and soon got married. They no longer have anything to do with each other, no longer contact each other, and no longer communicate with each other. When everyone is well, it will be a sunny day. Yezi was transferred away from the city, but Linzi still came often. Later, we left the mountains, and the forest also moved away from the city where we lived together. After that, I didn't see Lin Zi again for many years, and only contacted him by phone occasionally.

One day, I suddenly saw Lin Zi and saw that he was living a good life. I just thought that Yezi might not even have a shadow in his heart! So, I tried to ask Yezi about it. He smiled: "I have no contact with the woman you are talking about. Do you have any contact with her? Haha!"

Have they ever really loved each other? I have no way of knowing.

The night we met Linzi, we drank together, but not under the moonlight or in the mountains, but in a hotel. Lin Zi's side is no longer Yezi, but his wife. I didn't drink, and neither did my husband. He had to drive. On the way back, my husband said: "Lin Ziye, what a wonderful couple! I didn't expect that we still didn't get together, which is a pity!"

But I said lightly: "Not at all. What a pity! Without love, we will break up sooner or later." I turned to look at the moon in the sky, wanting to see the mountains where we once lived. My husband was also turning the steering wheel and turned onto the mountain road.

Walking at night, there were few cars, and it felt fast. In just a short time, we arrived in the mountains.

The small house we live in is no longer there, only the trees are still green and lush, the flowers and plants are exuding fragrance, and the lotus flowers in the pond are in full bloom, and the moonlight is still shining brightly...

A lot has changed in the mountains, but our love remains the same, plain and simple, neither increasing nor decreasing.

I pointed at the moon, and my husband said thoughtfully: "I know, I know, twist a ray of moonlight to drink with wine." I smiled slightly, and so did my husband. I picked off two lotus leaves and gave them to my husband. One piece, he raised one and said: "Come on, have a drink!"

My husband also raised the lotus leaf: "Thank you, you were willing to marry me when I had nothing!" I said with a smile. : "Because I believe that everything will be possible. You see, how discerning I am!"

Standing in the open space under the moonlight, with so many thoughts, I wanted to say to Yezi: " You should not leave your love easily. Your current misfortune is due to your lack of persistence. "Just a few days ago, Yezi, who had not been in contact for a long time, suddenly contacted me. She told me that she was divorced and her husband was a violent man who always beat her. He was beaten to the point of being admitted to the hospital many times, and she couldn't bear it anymore. I didn’t tell my husband about this, nor did I mention it to Lin Zi. Because she asked me to keep her secret, she was afraid of losing face and being laughed at. The moon is still the same moon, as bright as water, but there are fewer people guarding the moonlight. The moonlight shines freely on the world, and how many people in the world know how to cherish the happiness and joy of keeping a full moon? How I want to twist a ray of moonlight and drink wine, get drunk under this moonlight, and get drunk in this unbreakable love.

At this moment, several cuckoo calls came from the forest. I raised my head and looked at the moon again. The clear brilliance of the moonlight filled my whole body. I turned to look at my husband. At that moment, I seemed to be wrapped in love, and my heart was filled with happiness...

(Editor: Deputy Editor)