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Life is hopeless. Talk about desperation.
1. When life makes you have no choice, you will be cured of your affectation and affectation.
2. When you learn to control your temper, you will find that life has cornered you.
3. I don't pursue life, I don't expect reality, I'm still me, go my own way, and let others have no choice.
4. No one can be stubborn all his life. In the end, he was forced to bow his head by life, helpless and sad, and there was no way out by life.
5. There will be no road to go, no way back. Life will keep pushing you forward.
6. There is a desperate life. When people reach middle age, they find that there is no way out and they can't start all over again.
7. Maybe the person of your whole life has quietly appeared in your life for a long time, only to find that he has been with you for a long time until there is no way out at the end.
8. These days, whenever I feel why life is so troublesome that I have no way to go, it seems that there will always be a turn for the better.
9. Life is like this. It makes you sad, makes you desperate, and makes you feel that there is no way out. However, we should cheer up, make ourselves strong and find a way out!
1. What life has given me, what I should have faced. But this time, there is no way out. I have no intention to face it, and my tears flow to my heart. Walking will forget the pain.
11. I just want life to be easier, so I've been working hard, but I'm less and less like me. I can't let go of more and more, and I'm forced to go nowhere by myself.
12. Growth is when life pushes you step by step to the point where there is no way out, and when you reach the bottom of despair, you have to force yourself to make a way out.
13. Life forces people to grow up without a way out, so they can learn to fly.
14. Life is full of surprises and beauty. Pain can make people grow. If it doesn't, it means that it is still not painful enough. When there is no way out, it will change and grow.
15. I finally know how people should live, but everything can't be redeemed. This is the biggest sorrow in life. There is no way out after waking up.
16. I'm afraid that one day I'll be cornered by life and say don't be friends with people who are very sad, but I also want to be sad. I tried and failed before I stopped struggling.
17, trying hard, in exchange for a crashing ending, life played a big joke on myself, as if I had no choice.
18. Life has forced me to jump into the abyss of bliss.
19. It seems that wherever I go, I have become a joke, and I have worked hard, but I still feel that there is no way out.
2. Life is not a dead end, but it is time for us to turn. No, life is hopeless, but we should change. Follow the meaning of life and transmit positive energy.
21. Good chicken soup We have no choice but to win. No one can give you the life you want without hard work. In the future, you will definitely thank yourself now.
22. Life always drives people to the corner. Although you are a person, you should be strong
Go the way of others, so that others have no way to go
Men can rely on it, and sows can climb trees.
When the university came down from me, he said with his trousers in his hand: You can go, but your youth must stay. At this moment, it suddenly dawned on me that the university fucked me instead of me!
His writings are immortal for 5 years, his people are immortal for 1, years, and after 1, years, everything will rot at the end of the world.
I was challenged to say, Bring it on. I didn't answer, I just rushed away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.
When you grow up, you know what it is. When you grow up, you deliberately say you don't know.
Work should be "urged by food" instead of "waiting for food". This is the only way to pass.
It is wise men and aesthetes who know who looks behind people, and it is treacherous men who know who looks behind people.
A timid hypocrite says white is gray; The bold hypocrite described the black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.
The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are clever.
If you forget to zip up after urinating, you will be middle-aged. You forget to pull down the zipper after the small ship, and you are an old man.
Bathing is a pleasure for the ass and a hardship for the head; Watching movies is a blessing for the head and a hardship for the ass, and listening to you is a hardship for the head and the ass.
since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, and there are a few pairs of mandarin ducks, [email? Protected] @ Wolf.
how to keep fit? Overeating.
the beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man is that he speaks in the daytime.
look at you! Looking at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn your head and scare off a million heroes.
Poke your eyes, pull out your hair, splash sulfuric acid all over your face, knock out your teeth, cut off your tongue and make adult sticks, including MM.
if reply was a virtue, I would have become a saint.
I would rather have a virgin in China than a virgin in Japan.
what's the use of a handsome man? Can I use my face to swipe my card at the bank?
You will never attract wolves by singing, really-you will only scare them away.
If you hate a man, beat his woman into Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the happiness of the upper body; if you beat a woman, beat her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.
his knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?
I really don't want to do it anymore-because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.
The east wind blows and drums, and the beauty is drunk. I hope you will return to the good news and fly back to the strong man.
hand-to-hand, broken foot, broken foot, and broken head.
Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become a "person".
Being angry is someone else's fault to punish yourself. ................... There is always life
An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity, and a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear inside!
a person's life is like pulling SHI, sometimes you have worked hard, but only one person can come out
I am not a casual person! But casually, it is not a person!
even though you have teeth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, it's good to have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?
family life is smooth, Kangxi character and Yongzheng career are prosperous, everything is celebrated, the future is bright, the wealth is Xianfeng, and the internal and external governance is prosperous.
Advertisement in a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and you can even buy some roses for your wife.
I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu.
About thongs: In the past, I took off my underwear to see my ass; Now, pull out your ass and look at your underwear ...
Take someone else's road, leaving others with no way out
I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out
Hun people are wandering in rivers and lakes, and I can't tell things from north to south. Hit the corner and count the stars lying on the ground
I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for 19 years!
The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on their roommates: let them hold telephone poles plastered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry out with tears and affection: My illness has finally been saved!
it's the plug that plugs into people's holes, and the socket that plugs into people's holes!
pass the ladies' room three times without entering!
Rats never waste their time in the evening, but we humans waste one third of our time every day.
"What is an optimist?" "This ... is like a teapot, his ass is burning red, and he is still in the mood to whistle!"
I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!
Now the most "damaging" sentence is: [email? Protected]
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry!
There is no way out except to say goodbye.
True courage is not overwhelming, but not overwhelming.
No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be someone who loves you. No matter how good your conditions are, there is always someone who doesn't love you.
The tragedy of life is that you meet someone who is very important to you, and he is everything to you. However, you can't keep him.
There is always someone in this world who is your thoughts and your warmth.
There is no need to explain someone who doesn't understand me, so why explain
what you don't care about? There is no need for reasons.
Being content doesn't mean not making progress, but cherishing everything you have.
What you can miss is often not what you want most, and what you can't let go is often what you can't bear.
Sometimes, if you miss the present, you will never have a chance.
How many people have spoken their hearts under the guise of lyrics.
When you have lost it, you will give up bravely.
If you miss it, you will never have a chance. In the end, they will always find a way to get back to each other.
Even if they like each other again, this is the truth.
Because there is a reason, there is a reason. Now that it has become a reality, why bother to talk about it?
The key is not what you say, but what you say is no matter how well you do it.
Don't easily open the wound to others, because others are watching the excitement, but they are hurting themselves < Because it takes time to make excuses, and time can be used to do many more meaningful things < P > You are lonely because you want someone to care about you, and you don't want to be unduly disturbed by anyone < P > If you miss something, you will meet someone new. That is, it's neither too early nor too late, just < P > It's not our abilities that determine our life, but our choices < P > Most unhappy people often underestimate what they have. I overestimate what others have.
What keeps a relationship alive is not confession, but taking into account the feelings of the other person.
Sometimes, people suddenly tell you that I think you have changed, and then I start to have mixed feelings.
Sometimes I do everything for someone, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.
I thought that what I was afraid of was the farewell moment, so I was equally afraid of reunion. Do what I want to do but dare not do
Love has always been a hurtful thing, and only a heartless person can get away with it
Don't dwell on an awkward thing for too long. In fact, in the end, you should learn to get out of it, no matter how awkward it is, instead of bothering yourself
Sometimes, the best way to make others care about you is to care less about them
2. Sometimes I like listening to songs, not because the songs sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.
3. When I decide to dig you out of a certain position in my heart, you are nothing.
4. Why do I love you for no reason, but the reasons why you don't love me are endless?
5. The earth is round because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again
6. Some songs are boring to listen to. Some people, walking away. Some things are forgotten when you say them.
7. There must be at least two impulses in your life, one for desperate love and the other for walking away.
8. Distance does not produce beauty, but interprets fragile love.
9. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
1. Are you stupid? Can't you see how good I am to you?
11. Youth is like this. You will learn to cherish if you miss it and have regrets.
12. Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.
13. Either you are sad and you are hiding, or you are sad and no one tells you.
14. Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.
15, you can understand, if one day I don't make trouble, it means something.
16. I love you so much that I finally got you heartless.
17. Falling in love with someone is not because he gives you what you need, but because he gives you a feeling you have never felt before
18. If you talk about me behind my back, it only shows that I live a much more wonderful life than you.
19. Learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.
2. I am used to being uncomfortable, thinking of you, and waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.
21. McDull said that if you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach.
22. My principle is: erin brockovich. Always hang from this tree. Even in the end, the tree died and I was alive.
23, don't worry about love, the sky is neither barren nor old, it's still early
24, when you are no longer you, how can you ask me to be me?
25. The more you hate a person, he will appear in front of you all the time. And when you miss someone, you can't find
26. Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.
27. The best time is that you like me and I like you, but neither of us has made a confession.
28. Sometimes, there is no way out except to say goodbye.
29. For you, I put down my pride and everything, but I ended up with a wound.
3. I gradually got used to a person's life and became silent, cold, unreasonable, unwilling to talk or watch.
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