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Northeast Star List (Northeast Funny Male Stars Inventory)
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How good is the silent king? He blurted out an ordinary sentence in "Running the Yellow River" and immediately went to search with a smile. In the guessing game of running and painting relay, because the women's team repeatedly fouled, they kept reminding their teammates outside the court, and the final answer was about to come out. In silence, Wang, who was very eager for victory, could not help but say:
I have to say that this magical spit with a strong northeast flavor is really brainwashing! The audience burst into laughter and was silent. Wang himself was humorous and didn't know it. He asked with a puzzled face:
When participating in Wild Kitchen, Silent King invited Gao Jialang and Jiang Yan to join the Northeast Iron Triangle. Who knows that Gao Jialang said that his original accent was not heavy and he spoke standard Mandarin. The last episode of the program was favored by the silent king, so angry that the little brother of the silent king immediately quit his temper and started the ruthless spit mode. The funny northeast accent PK battle between them was laughed at after watching it for dozens of times with big eyes!
The most important thing is the king behind a wave of anti-digging routines, which makes it immediately clear what is the biggest difficulty of Jia Lang's program. You will never escape the gaudy routine of The Silence. Later, Wang Han asked Gao Jialang if it was delicious. Gao Jialang replied that he was delicious but not lazy. The silent king immediately retorted, Who are you burying?
Scared Gao Jialang quickly changed the subject, but he still fell into the trap set by silent brother Wang. Sure enough, the title of silent king's little expert in digging holes was not covered, and the whole Gao Jialang began to doubt himself and quit the group chat.
The silent king, a treasure boy, not only has thousands of routines, but also has a pink heart. In "Men Doing Housework", the silence from the handyman formed a roommate combination. They used to have a picnic in the suburbs. After seeing the lawn, the silent king immediately ran like a little princess, trying to stage a realistic idol drama with his younger brother, and let him run and chase.
Seeing this, Azora Chin immediately embarrassed to laugh. Who knows the silent king is addicted to drama, even the passers-by elder sister. This painting is so beautiful that he can't bear to look directly at it. Sure enough, giegie, the silent king who sang a little love song, is too wild!
In addition, Silent King openly taught the originator of Iron Threshold to act in the program. Silent little brother Wang's silly, sweet and soft character appeared in a sweet idol drama, which was really a sweet crit for fans. Putting an apron on Wang Yanlin looks happy and romantic, not to mention Wang Yanlin's goose bumps. Even his big eyes will scratch their toes to dig out a three-bedroom and one-bedroom apartment!
Second place Liu Yuning.
As a popular singer with many identities such as performer, waiter, chef and general manager, Liu Yuning will really live up to his status as an excellent chef if he doesn't expose some golden sentences. In the variety show "Fresh Chef 100", Liu Yuning dug out a spoon about cooking and exported a wave of secret tricks to all present, which made Du Haitao and others puzzled. Maybe many fans like Liu Yuning. Only I know the unpopular idol!
They immediately understood under Liu Yuning's explanation, and their brains just recovered. Liu Yuning once again punched the secret "hook belt" of homemade double spoons, and almost sent Du Haitao sitting next to him away. I have to say that Liu Yuning is not interested in knowing how to compete in cooking. Take the name of killer skill alone, the temperament is absolutely balanced.
Later, Ada took the initiative to suggest that he showed his talent on the stage, and Liu Yuning's funny oil-wheat-vegetable gene was not going to be hidden. He set himself free directly and had a homemade magic "pull-send-pull" dance with Haitao. Judging from the details of Liu Yuning's dancing all the year round, it is absolutely genuine!
Speaking of Liu Yuning's funny and famous scenes, we can't do without his daily routine. If you look at the whole entertainment circle and dare to openly say that your fans are older in front of the camera, I'm afraid Liu Yuning is far away. Not only is he not as sweet as other lovers boasting that his fans are always 18, but he is as dangerous as a straight man: economic strength.
Some fans once said that they wanted his watch in the studio. Liu Yuning's quick temper always needs to give someone a punch, quit immediately, and directly scold the fans: idolize seems like you want to make a fortune. Fans want Liu Yuning to give birthday wishes in advance, but Liu Yuning directly celebrates his 80th birthday! Do you think this skill of loving beans and poison tongue is angry or not? I was so angry that Dayan immediately subscribed to Weibo and went straight to the point.
On another occasion, Liu Yuning was scolded by fans for singing out of tune in the live broadcast. Liu Yuning, who never accepts criticism, said directly: Do you want to change your ears? Liu Yuning Liu Yuning didn't like the indifference of his fans and sent his children to school like mothers. Later, in order to earn enough face for Liu Yuning, the fans wanted to help Liu Yuning loudly at the airport, but they were mercilessly taught by Liu Yuning.
So Brother Ning, do you want fans to help you or not?
No.3 wool is not easy
Mao is not easy to be a simple and honest boy, but he can bounce and rub repeatedly on a big smiling face. When I participated in "The Son of Tomorrow", Mao's hidden oil wheat gene was completely exposed. When he first saw it, he blurted out "Huo, a living star" at an exciting moment, which made him dumbfounded on the spot and asked: Have you ever seen a dead one? But Mao finally blurted out a sentence, which immediately made Duan Zishou candidly admit defeat: then there is no chance to see him!
Later, in "Exciting Proposal", He Laoshi deliberately hinted at Mao and asked him if he liked being praised for your talent or charm. Mao said shyly on the spot, "I have no talent, only charm!" "
When Mao participated in a program, it was not easy for Zhang Shaogang to deliberately punish Mao. The guest who gave a speech to the students at the scene was Kun. The audience shouted in unison, but Mao finally came in and immediately cooled the atmosphere. The sharp contrast between before and after is that Mao is not easy to feel embarrassed. The audience in front of the screen looks embarrassed, but Mao is not easy to pick up the microphone and calmly shouted: You are so vicious! This made the audience laugh.
Later, Zhang Shaogang praised Mao's difficulty in digging holes, saying that Mao did not rely on his works. It seems that it is insinuating that Kun's work has not been obtained, and Mao is too scared to refute it immediately: others have it! So is he! Mao is not easy. This full desire for survival has even been carved into his bones!
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