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How to become popular and good at communication in Kan Kan?
Language is an art. I have been taught since I was a child to know how to speak, assess the situation, observe the situation and combine speaking with listening. But I was stupid since I was a child, and I was shy when I met strangers. So when my family saw how to teach me, they simply said to me, "I won't say nothing. Just remember not to talk nonsense. It's better if I don't talk nonsense."
In this way, I was dumb for more than ten years and finally turned around when I was eighteen after the college entrance examination. My brother works as a sales manager in a sales company, so my first summer job was also sales. I am too shy to meet so many strangers for the first time. I deal with people who greet me carefully.
Looking back at the beauty, even afraid to look up, very funny. My boss is from the northeast, tall and strong, with a good personality, a love of laughter and a rough voice, which is no different from my image of a pure man in the northeast. His name is Liu Liang, and we usually call him Brother Liang. He has worked in three sales companies.
Every time someone else spends a lot of money to dig it up, he is very capable, and no one cares if he jumps ship or not. My brother asked him to teach me well. I still remember what he said to me in the office at that time: "The way of the world is something we have to study all our lives. See through the world, do it well, and you will have no worries in this life.
? Of course, the work can't be bad. If you want to see through the world, you must first do a good job of writing. Appearance is the first impression, and language is the second impression. Often, language can make up for the shortcomings brought by the first impression. "He was grinning, freely finished such a passage.
He also asked me to study hard with him these two months. Study hard and you will get great benefits. It has been several years now, and I still haven't forgotten what he said to me at that time. As you can imagine, this man really has some real talent and knowledge, and turned his speech into an artistic performance.
Our group meets once a month. Because of my brother, I always sit at the same table with brother Liang. Brother Liang is from the northeast, and there are two Northeasters in our regiment, although from the image, Brother Liang is from the northeast. But my personality is still very distinct, so I have a special affection for the northeast people so far.
Brother Liang will have a different dinner performance every time he eats. He later told me that this is also an art. I remember that once, the performance of our group was not very good that month. Everyone was very unhappy at the dinner that month. The waiter in the hotel gave each of us a small bowl. Brother Liang glanced at the small bowl and told the waiter that it was not delicious. This bowl is too small. We thought Brother Liang was in a bad mood. Why don't we call the waiter to ease our anger?
After changing the big bowl, Brother Liang asked us to open the beer, but no one filled the bowl. That bowl, a bottle is a bowl, and then Brother Liang lifted the bowl first, and then told us that in fact, we said that their close people in the northeast had dinner together. Everyone should drink three bowls before meals, and then take the lead in the first bowl, then the second bowl and the third bowl.
We are all like Brother Liang. This is the first time I have drunk so much wine. After three bowls of wine, my colleagues were relieved. Then brother Liang didn't talk to us about work, but told us all the advantages and encouraged us to continue our efforts next month. Sure enough, the performance will improve next month.
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