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The whole family remembers the date of school, and the pupils are crying at the school gate. How unreliable are parents?
One: I forgot to pick up the children from school.
Because there are many bad guys outside now, primary and secondary school students have to ask their parents to pick them up, but many parents may have too many things and are busy at ordinary times, which often leads them to forget the time when their children leave school, and sometimes it is very late, which leads to their children waiting at school for a long time. Finally, the children must be very sad to see that all the other children have been picked up and they are still at school.
Two: Go shopping and forget the children.
In fact, we often encounter such a thing, that is, when parents take their children out to play, when they meet something they like, or when they pick vegetables, their favorite thing is bargaining, completely forgetting that there are children around them. Even when you leave, you will forget your children. After a long walk, you will be very anxious to find that the child is missing.
Three: I forgot to cook for my children.
When children go to school, they generally need to supplement adequate nutrition, so parents will cook carefully to make their children nutritious. However, there will be some very caring parents in life, who will forget the time and cook for their children when they are doing things or playing at home. By twelve o'clock, the kitchen was still empty.
The main reason is that parents usually worry too much, and children are the most important. I hope parents with big hearts will order more snacks in the future.
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