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Joke Collection Classic Jokes

Joke Collection Classic Jokes. In daily life, we cannot avoid talking with others, and some classic jokes can relieve the awkward atmosphere between both parties, make the other party laugh, and have a certain good impression of us. So next, I will take you to learn more about the classic jokes in the joke collection. Joke Classic Joke 1

1. The science teacher asked: "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again: "No one knows?" At this time, someone from the back of the classroom said: "That's because the mind is naturally cool when you are calm."

2. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the fracture. The patient said, I think There was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes against the telephone pole. A bastard passed by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

3. In the biology class, the teacher asked: How? How to correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student answer: Let it smell the fart. The one who will cover the nose is the hand, and the others are the feet. The whole class fell down.

4. One person keeps farting loudly at work, and his colleagues can’t help but say: Can you not make any noise? Then I saw him sitting there shaking. A colleague asked him what he was doing, and he replied: I have set it to vibration now!

5. Someone was riding a bicycle and heard passers-by yelling: go, go, go... I thought, damn, I can also sing: Olai, Olai... Before he finished speaking, he fell headlong into the ditch, and passers-by cursed him: I told you that you are still riding in ditch ditch ditch! You deserve to fall to death.

6. Carp and Turtle went to get their marriage certificate. The clerk asked the turtle how old it was, and the turtle said: 100. About to get married.

7. A couple came to a wishing well. The husband bent down and made a wish and then threw a coin into the well. The wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent over she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was stunned, and then smiled and said to himself: "It's really amazing!"

8. A couple was fishing by the river, and the wife kept quarreling. After a while, the fish was hooked, and the wife said : This fish is really pitiful. The husband said: Yes, as long as you shut up, won't it be fine? Classic Joke 2

1. There was a man who was having an infusion in the hospital, and he started laughing wildly while losing the blood. Others asked him why he was laughing. He said: "I laugh a little..."

2. Why is the vernier caliper not lonely? Because it doesn't read well.

3. Once upon a time, there was a divine whale. Later, he became ill.

4. One day, a buddy came to our place and saw the words "Beware of Glass" posted on the door. He turned around and left. He pointed at the door and said, "You don't welcome me here." ~"

5. There was a child with enlarged pores. His mother heard that taking a bath with sesame seeds could cure it, so she bought a lot of sesame seeds and poured them into the bathtub to give her son a bath. Later, later. He turned into a strawberry.

6. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

7. Once upon a time, there was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day when he was crossing the road, he was hit by a car. He screamed "Quak" and turned into a cucumber...

8. Once upon a time, there was a little cucumber. She felt that she had too many acne on her face, so she cut it into slices and applied it to her face.

9. "What does that curved, round-headed stick on QQ mean?" "Weibo." "What an image..."

10. Once upon a time there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai. As a result...one day, he was taken away!

11. According to research, the first Taobao store owner in China was the poet Wang Wei. The basis lies in a condolence poem he wrote to the buyer: I miss my loved ones even more during the festive season!