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What kind of despicable country is Korea?

Seeing this picture ~ I think many people will know that this is the "White Dog Village" incident that shocked the whole country ~ This picture is hung outside a pet department store in Longren, South Korea ~ Every scene in the picture is well known to all China people ~ Wan Li Great Wall ~ Tiananmen Square ~ Huabiao ~ Red Flag ~ These are the pride of China people! But the owner changed grandpa Mao's photo to his own ~ this is a shame for the Chinese nation! This is a blatant provocation against Chinese people all over the world! Just as the China administration was negotiating with South Korea, another thing that shocked the Chinese people happened. China's defense of national dignity has caused public protests in South Korea! ? They humiliated, tore up and burned the national flag of China ~ China people are angry! Want to tear the Korean stick of the national flag, want to use force ~ want to run? No way! Let you know China Kung Fu! This is what happens to you! Grandson ~ no NB? Fight with us China people ~ Do you have the strength? It's another wave of unrest ~ in our seemingly fair and just sports ground ~ Koreans are stirring up trouble again! There was an amazing scene at the women's short track speed skating 3000m relay award ceremony in the 6th Asian Winter Games. After winning the silver medal, the female athletes of South Korea, Zheng Enzhu, Tian, etc. suddenly showed seven A4-sized white papers prepared by themselves. The paper says "Baitou Mountain (called Changbai Mountain in China) is our land." The South Korean player's actions seriously challenged China's sovereignty. After the game, the organizing committee lodged a serious protest against the Korean delegation. The behavior of Korean athletes violates the statutes of the International Olympic Committee and the Olympic Council of Asia, which cannot express their political intentions in sports activities. In addition, there are well-known incidents in which the vest man insulted China players, a Korean artist beat a female fan in China, and a Korean store "China refused". . . Confucius is Korean! South Korea held a large-scale Confucius Conference in China. Confucius from China invited experts from all over the world, including China! Shi is Korean! Sun Yat-sen is Korean! Mao Zedong is Korean! Li Shizhen is Korean, and Compendium of Materia Medica was invented by Koreans! The four great inventions were created by Koreans! Acupuncture was invented by Koreans, and Chinese medicine was invented by Korean doctors! The Dragon Boat Festival was applied by Koreans at the United Nations and passed! Westerners eat shit and don't understand oriental history! Koreans sacrifice to Qu Yuan, eat zongzi, row dragon boats and wear Hanfu, which is said to be Hanfu! Qu Yuan threw himself into the Miluo River, so the North Koreans simply fished it up and threw it into the Xiao Han River. In the history books of Korean students, China belongs to Korea except Hainan Island! China people are called Hanyi by Koreans! North and South of the Yangtze River, North and South of the Yellow River, Xinjiang, Tibet, Northeast China, Inner Mongolia, North China, Siberia, Sakhalin Island, etc. In the history books of Korea, they are all included in the Korean territory! Koguryo founded the country, the ancestor of the Korean nation! The whole three northeastern provinces, Changbai Mountain and Manzhouli are the inherent territory and birthplace of North Korea! I can't help asking ~ besides face ~ is there anything in this world that isn't yours in Korea? Let's talk about the things around us ~ There are many Korean students in our high school ~ When they first arrived in China, they couldn't get used to China's food ~ So they went to eat a barbecue ~ They found that beef ribs in China were really cheap ~ So these students spent all their money to eat beef for a month ~ You only know how to eat ~ You don't want to think about why beef in China is cheap ~ Since ancient times, rare things are precious ~ We China people are rich and powerful ~ The country has abundant food and meat reserves ~ Unlike. When I arrived in China, I took advantage of China. When I returned home, I said that China was not good! All dogs know how to repay kindness ~ what do you know? A group of Korean cosmetic stars came to China to cheat ignorant teenagers. Many people watch Korean dramas. They all think there are many handsome guys and beautiful women in Korea. Do you want to believe some of them are true? If Korea is really so good, why do these actors always toss and turn? Go to Korea and look around ~ leave those big cities ~ where did you find the handsome guys and beautiful women? Cosmetic surgery is popular in Korea ~ many people are carved from the same mold. . . Many people dream of immigrating to Korea ~ Do you really know Korea? Lack of resources ~ imperfect infrastructure construction ~ ethnic exclusion ~ it is definitely far from what you think! Speaking of South Korea, we can't help but say how many teenagers' hearts have been violated by dance troupes, and how many flowers of the motherland have been poisoned by non-mainstream. South Korea exported these inferior cultures to China in an attempt to enslave China. This is a delusion! China culture has a long history ~ In fact, what can your junk culture replace? Advise all brothers and sisters who are still dreaming of Korea ~ wake up! Call on those friends who are deeply eroded by Korean culture to turn around! Warn all the sB who try to undermine the unity of the Chinese nation and trample on my national dignity to give up! Call on all patriotic youths to face the enemy's provocation ~ roar! The rise of loong attracted a lot of people's jealousy and anxiety ~ They shook hands with China on the table and touched their feet under the table! The Chinese nation is a peace-loving nation ~ but don't think that loving peace is equivalent to being trampled on! I'll sue you today! China people are not easy to bully! Come to me if you are unhappy ~ We have 65.438+0.3 billion compatriots to support us ~ We are not afraid of anyone! Because we are all from China! You can call me dog! But don't say I look like a Korean!