81 humorous sentences about snow

1. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted.

2. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold.

3. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

4. The dirty heart is covered by the white snow.

5. If I don’t reply to your messages, I’m not being cold-hearted, but I’m being cold-hearted.

6. It’s too cold. If you need something, come and talk to me in bed.

7. It’s snowing heavily, but I find that the snow is not as cold as my heart at all.

8. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

9. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

10. You agreed to watch the first snowfall with me. It's snowing, where are you?

11. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

12. It’s cold. Don’t forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

13. It’s cold, Yue Lao, did you use my red thread to knit a sweater?

14. I want to send sunshine to you in winter, just like I am hugging you.

15. It’s snowing heavily now. If you know, please tell me.

16. The quilt is sick, and I think I should take care of it in bed.

17. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

18. A snowfall can never end the indifference of winter, and the morning is like blue silk and the evening becomes snow.

19. Be kind to yourself if no one holds your hand this winter.

20. Is it snowing? If we don’t hold an umbrella, we can grow old together.

21. The snow will not stop falling, will you always be by my side?

22. Xuejian is married, Nightshade is in love, Caiya, you have to be good.

23. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

24. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone.

25. It’s very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket.

26. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to be most is not only in bed, but also in your arms.

27. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold, too lazy to move, and the computer is stuck.

28. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

29. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

30. The snow is scattered all over the ground along with sadness. The snow melts, but what about the fetters in my heart.

31. Cold is just one word. I only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

32. It’s cold. If you wake up from the cold at night, don’t forget to lift the quilt for your roommates.

33. Snow covers the desolation of the world, but it cannot hide its own paleness and coldness.

34. No matter how far apart we are, my caring heart for you will never change.

35. There are several plum trees in the corner, and Ling Han blooms alone. I know it's not snow from afar, because there is a faint fragrance coming.

36. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

37. Do you know why snow is pure white? Because it forgot the original color.

38. The wind these days is like Snow White’s stepmother, shouting loudly to death.

39. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

40. It’s that season again when you take a bath and everyone in your family thinks you died in the bathroom.

41. When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold.

42. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how much I wear, I feel like running naked.

43. The snow that suddenly fell was so white that it buried me in your world.

44. Can we be like that snow, floating together, falling together, and walking to the end together?

45. In this winter, the most difficult things to do are only two things: getting up in the morning and taking a shower at night.

46. The reason why winter is so cold is to tell us how important the warmth of the people around us is.

47. Winter is here, take it easy, be responsible for yourself, and try to make me sick if you dare.

48. A chance encounter with a girl with elegant features, skin as soft as snow, and eighteen-year-old art rub shoulders at that corner.

49. In fact, some people can wear short sleeves this winter, because your fat will protect you.

50. Don’t complain that no one will warm your hands or feet or give you a hug when winter comes. Wear two more layers of clothes when it’s cold.

51. Now, the only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.

52. On this day, the person who allows me to take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

53. I like the trees in spring, flowers in summer, dusk in autumn, sunshine in winter and you every day.

54. Looking at the heart in the snow, one feels disheartened. Everything is white, everything is just for you. Watch the snow slowly and wait.

55. Don’t forget to put on extra clothes when the weather gets cold, be careful not to catch a cold, and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sorry for you.

56. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

57. After you left, there was no warm hug or embrace. In this cold winter, I was always shivering from the cold.

58. I hope that when the weather is cold, there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever.

59. The soft snowflakes are falling leisurely. Gradually, the snowflakes became larger, thicker, and densely packed.

60. It’s snowing heavily. Is it snowing over there? Have you received my thoughts about you in the snow?

61. Did you know that not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold, unless you send me a red envelope?

62. It’s the season again when you need courage to take a shower, perseverance to do laundry, explosive power to get out of bed, and prehistoric strength to go out to class.

63. The weather is getting colder and colder. Those who have girlfriends hug their girlfriends, and those who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends. I’m going to add some clothes.

64. When it’s cold, bring an extra coat. When it rains, remember to bring an umbrella. If your hands are cold, buy a cup of hot milk tea. Don’t treat yourself badly.

65. The temperature has cooled down. People I like and people who like me, remember to add some clothes. People who don’t like me, don’t wear clothes.

66. The Snow Fairy is waving her sleeves heartily; in the fluttering playing, the heaven, earth, rivers and mountains are pure and pure, without any mire.

67. I am too sleepy to wear a reverse sweater, go to the wrong classroom in class, and drop my chopsticks when eating. In this winter, there is nothing suitable for me except missing you.

68. Dear baby, the weather has cooled down recently. Remember to soak your feet and drink milk before going to bed, apply some hand cream, and cover yourself with a thick quilt.

69. Winter is coming, the sky is getting cooler, your warmth and warmth are in my heart. Autumn leaves are all over the ground, and the geese are flying back. Think about me and put on more clothes.

70. In winter, if a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you, give way to it. It will not be easy for it to warm that area with its belly.

71. Don’t tell me it’s cold. Take care of yourself, wear more clothes, etc. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

72. Why do you like winter? Because no matter how sad you are, when the sun shines on you, you will feel that everything is not that bad.

73. Snowflakes were falling one after another, and the snowflakes danced in various postures in the air, flying, hovering, or falling straight and fast, spreading to the ground.

74. No matter how busy you are at work, just remember that I am always caring about you and blessing you. I hope you can have a sunny mood every day this winter!

75. The cold wave is coming, keep warm, your body is important, exercise regularly, eat well and sleep well, have a broad mind and a healthy body, control your desires, have a calm mind, take care, and the sky is wide.

76. I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

77. It’s so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t cut off the Internet, and endless snacks. If these don’t work, can you give me you?

78. The snow is really cold, so cold. I have never felt so lonely at this moment. It's as if I'm standing in a corner abandoned by the world, as if I'm a wanderer abandoned by the whole world.

79. Once upon a time, we agreed to bathe in the first snow of winter together. Although the first snow came a little late, it still came, but you disappeared, and our agreement was stranded. In the years.

80. In this cold season, you are in my thoughts every day, and the happy time has no end; the unforgettable past is treasured in my heart, but the warm thoughts are so far away. I wish you good health and happiness every day in this cold season!

81. Autumn has passed. I came to the empty waterside in the biting cold wind. The sky is blue and the sky is far away. , silently wishing you all peace in my heart! Sigh, it’s getting cold, please stay warm!