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There are all kinds of rabbits in the world, male, female, fat, thin, tall, short, smart and stupid … but all rabbits have long ears. But rabbit bread is a little special. His right ear has been drooping and he can't stand up.
Bubu plays with his friends, and they laugh at him: "You look funny. Put your ears up. You should be like us. " Bubu is bent on pricking up his ears. He hangs upside down from a branch and his ears are straight, but he can't hang on a tree all his life. Bubu simply covered her ears. He put grandma's soup pot on his head, and his friends laughed even more when they saw his strange appearance. Bubu put another carrot in his ear and made it stand up. Friends asked, "Can you bite a carrot in your ear?" Bubu tied a twig to his ear to make it stand up, but his friends still made fun of him. Bubu hooked his ears with a fishing rod to make them stand up. He also tied his ears with a hydrogen balloon to make them stand up. Balloons floated on Bubu's head, and friends rolled on the ground with smiles.
Bubu was so sad that he went to the forest and shouted, "I'm going to cut off my ears and never let them laugh at me again." So Bubu went to the hospital. The doctor carefully examined Bubu's ears and measured and weighed them from the inside out. The doctor said, "there is nothing wrong with your ears, but they are not hard enough." Besides, nobody's ears are exactly the same. Bob thought, yes, why should the ears be the same? Why can't I be a rabbit with special ears? Then Bubu and his friends played a game. Bob said, do you have any carrots? Let's play a game! He asked his friends to hang carrots on their ears. Ha ha! Your ears are drooping, too
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