Classic riddle of cold jokes

riddle of a cold joke (1)

1. Why is the silkworm baby rich? Answer: because it can cocoon (frugality)

2. Why doesn't the white rabbit marry a zebra? Answer: Because Mother Rabbit says tattoos are not good children

3. When can they be unified? Answer: when buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

4. What line does the monkey dislike? Answer: parallel lines (because there is no intersection <; Banana > )

5, chocolate and tomatoes fight, why is chocolate winning? Answer: because of the chocolate bar

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? Answer: it turned into green bean paste

7. After the match was burned, it entered the hospital. What did it become? Answer: cotton swabs

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: I fell to my death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig said: Come on, huh , play a food? Answer: chocolate

1. The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a fatal knife. What happened? Answer: it has become a bean paste (killing) bag

11. What animal loves to stick on the wall? Answer: seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often wrestle? Answer: Because the fox is very cunning (with slippery feet)

13. Four people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people? Answer: Because the people they beat are screaming? Mahjong?

14. When do you like to drink soda? Answer: When you are lonely (what do you think when you are lonely? Soda? )

15. What happened to an egg who went to the teahouse for tea? Answer: As a result, it turned into a tea egg

16. There was a male deer, and it walked faster and faster. What happened in the end? Answer: it turned into an expressway

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened? Answer: it turned into a red bean

18. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it flew so high? Answer: because the stars will shine

19. Corn wants to pursue fashion and has a perm. What's the result? Answer: it turned into popcorn

2. What kind of mouse walks on two feet? Answer: Mickey Mouse

21. What duck walks on two feet? Answer: all ducks walk on two feet (do you want to say Donald Duck)

23. What kind of people can't work in a gas station? Answer: glib people (oil gun slipped off)

29. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold. Answer: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

3. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: press it (silence)

riddle of cold jokes (2)

31. What is the transparent sword? Answer: Invisible (sword)

32. What does the chief of African cannibals eat? A: Eating people, should the chief be vegetarian? Answer: vegetable eater

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? Answer: the dinosaur went to make a movie

41. Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the seaside to tell jokes. After telling jokes, they died. Why? Answer: Because of the tsunami (laughs)

42. Why don't men go out? Answer: Because I became a layman as soon as I went out

47. Ma Jiajue once said to me privately. A blunt knife is the most lethal? , why? Answer: Because it is a hammer

49, Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang and Xiao Hong flying, who will get airsick and vomit? Answer: white rabbit (vomit)

5. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? Answer: Become a dead fat man

51. Two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead, but what are the living? Answer: Help

52. Which is the worst, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: elephant skin (eraser)

53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: not (cloth) afraid of 1 thousand, only (paper) afraid of one thousand

55, which song lyrics have? CoCo Lee? Answer: The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you)

56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Answer: Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

57. What Kirin is the best? Answer: ice cream

58. What Kirin runs fastest? Answer: Michelin (tire)

6. Where is the river rushing, the city or the country? Answer: the country, because the country river is too urgent (why is it too urgent to fry each other)

riddle of cold jokes (3)

61, A, B, C and D, which word is the coolest? Answer: Ding (thong)

63. What are you going to do at 12 o'clock in the evening? Answer: cramming, because cramming when approaching (zero)

65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it out. Guess why? Answer: Because he is an idiot

66. How many brothers does Aladdin have? Answer: three (Ala Jia, Ala B, Ala Bing)

68. How much is a heart worth? Answer: 1 million (wholeheartedly)

69. Which is dumb, the sun, the moon or the stars? Answer: stars (stars in the sky don't talk-Lu Binghua)

69. What's the pencil's surname? Answer: Xiao! Sharpen (Xiao) the pencil!

72. A puppy was traveling in the desert and died. How did he die? Answer: He was suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert

73. Once upon a time, there was a rabbit. It took two steps forward, then retreated, then two steps forward, and then retreated. Why? Answer: it likes it.

74. Grandpa, dad or younger brother, who will cry after listening to mom's words? Answer: Grandpa (night after night) remembered his mother's words, and his tears glistened

75. Two bees fell in love, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? Answer: Because this female bee is in love with the net

76. Cars can fly. Please guess the answer to a drink: coffee (Car flies)

77. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread and ate a meatball. What happened? Answer: it has become a steamed stuffed bun

78. Who gave you the water of forgetfulness? Answer: Aha (? Aha, can I have a glass of forgetful water? )

79. There was a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? Answer: meow ~~

8. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? Answer: dentures are brushed

81. How heavy are the stars in the sky? Answer: starbucks

84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: it's too slow to walk

85. The farmer keeps 1 cows with only 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros

86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard, but he was afraid to jump. Why? Answer: Because there is no water below

87. A taxi was driving normally on the highway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? Answer: the police want to take a taxi

8. What flowers are green? Answer: Broccoli

89. What is it that takes no effort and is comfortable to type? Answer: dozing off

9. What is the product with the same manufacturing date and effective date? Answer: newspaper