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1. Spring thunder bursts, ringing a happy melody, awakening sleeping insects; Beautiful spring, illuminating the road to happiness, stunning the flowers; Surprise, I wish you a brilliant career, good luck and happiness!

Everything comes back to life when you are frightened. Add and subtract clothes, make the body a square root, multiply and divide nutrition, make health a cubic root, make blessings a pi, and make happiness endless! I wish you a happy surprise!

It is snowing all over the sky, and the cold winter is quietly passing away. The spring breeze blew through my ears, and the warmth and shock came quietly. The oriole sings and flowers bloom like fire. Warm your heart with a touch of scorching sun and take good care of yourself.

Happiness comes from every touch around you, from every ray of warm sunshine shining on you, from the warmth of family, from the mutual understanding and tolerance between relatives, from the happiness of loving and being loved. Happiness is actually very simple. Surprise, I wish you happiness!

5. On the moon, willows shoot and lanterns overflow. The crowd came and went, pointing to Yuqionglou. How can you miss the full moon when it is hanging in the sky? May * * * be beautiful and bless you for a long time. I wish you a happy surprise!

6. Surprised, the sun is shining and the spring is charming; Spring thunder rings, the sky warms up, and everything blooms in spring; Talk about everything, go for an outing, and appreciate the good customs of spring; Sincere greetings and deep blessings. May you be happy and healthy. I wish you a happy surprise!

7. With the thunder of spring, everything is busy recovering, the body is healthy and moving, the true feelings are revealed, the family is happy and the financial resources are rolling. Friend, I wish you a surprise.

8. The thunder sounded, and I was shocked. My blessing crossed the storm and ran all the way to you. I hope to dispel my troubles and let my happiness be with you. Scare away bad luck and let good luck haunt you; If you are afraid, let success hold you tight.

9. I was shocked, the sun was shining and the spring was charming. Spring thunder rings, the sky warms up, and everything blooms in spring; Talk about everything, go for an outing, and appreciate the good customs of spring; Sincere greetings and deep blessings. May you be happy and healthy. I wish you a happy surprise!

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1 1. Blow, thunder, warm sun and weeping willows, everything is su, insects are singing, every day, life is beautiful and career is prosperous. I wish you a happy life.

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13. Thunder bursts, bringing spring; The spring breeze is faint, bringing flowers; Finger a little, and there are words of blessing. I was shocked. May you be healthy and have a good body. May you be happy and have a good mood!

14. I was shocked. When the spring thunder rang, it brought financial resources; In a daze, everything is Su's, and I wake up again and again with good luck; Surprise, blessing, send blessings to happiness. May you smile when you are afraid.

15. Spring thunder bursts, ringing a happy melody, awakening sleeping insects; Beautiful spring, illuminating the road to happiness, stunning the flowers; Surprise, I wish you a brilliant career, good luck and happiness!

16. Happiness is like thunder, driving away troubles; Good luck is like thunder, let leisure follow; Peace is like thunder, accompanied by high flying; Success is like thunder, look at the beautiful scenery ahead. Surprised, there is thunder all over the world. May your happiness be doubled and your mood be intoxicated!

17. Spring thunder bursts and life is colorful. Trouble disappears quietly, and happiness begins to come. Fresh and simple, all poetic. Sigh has fled, and Ankang will never give up. There must be surprises after the shock. Good luck and love you every day!

18. Being startled by spring, everything is full of vitality. Spring breeze warms people's hearts and hopes to spread it. Diligence irrigates the flowers of wisdom, true feelings fill the happy home, and true feelings pave the way to success. True love is as bright as a cloud. In early spring, the temperature changes greatly, and clothes are often added at any time. Surprise is pleasant, and happiness is always there.

19. The joy of being shocked is in sleep, the happiness of being shocked is in diet, the health of being shocked is in exercise, and the warmth of being shocked is in my blessing. With a little beauty of spring, I send you the charm of life and wish you a smooth surprise.

20. When the spring thunder rings, everything wakes up, and the butterfly dancing bees fly to spring, and the pink willows are bright and sunny, full of vitality and strong spring. I wish you a happy partner and good luck with your smile forever. Happy surprise!

2 1. Send a blessing, bring a spring breeze, melt a warmth, borrow a sweetness, leave a wish, send a smiling face, borrow a solar term and bring my friendship. I hope it will warm up, make friendship sweeter, make my life happier and make my health better.

22. When you are shocked, send a blessing immediately: May your life always be pleasantly surprised, your love will always shake the mountains, your affairs will always be pleasantly surprised, and your career will always be pleasantly surprised, but you can always make amazing achievements. May you be surprised and happy.

23. I was shocked, the magpie called, and it was a double happiness; Life is beautiful, life is sweet, and this year is better than other years; Everything is back. Happy birds are calling you. I wish you happiness and longevity.

24. Spring breeze blows, blessings come again, the temperature rises, the body moves, the days get longer, the mood gets better, the contact is more, the friendship is sweeter, the life is noisy, you are shocked and you are happy. May you be shocked and happy.

25. During the busy green season, I suddenly heard frogs in my sleep. When I woke up, I realized that I was shocked. Looking back, I could only see the beautiful scenery. Everything wakes up, the sun shines and the body is healthy and relaxed. Work is like spring, and family is happy. I wish you a good mood and good spring.

26. Blow, thunder, warm sun and weeping willows, everything is su, insects are singing. Good luck knocks on the door every day, life is beautiful and career is thriving. I wish you a happy life.

27. When you are shocked, send a blessing immediately: May your life always be pleasantly surprised, your love always be shocked, your affairs always be pleasantly surprised, and your career always be pleasantly surprised, but you can always make amazing achievements. May you be surprised and happy.

28, shocked by the spring thunder, bless me first. I hope thunder can't touch your happiness, thunder can cover your worries, thunder can give you good luck, thunder can send you a shining life. I wish you success in your career when you start to thunder on the ground in the panic season, accompanied by cheers and good luck!

29. When you were frightened, everything recovered. Add and subtract clothes, make the body a square root, make nutrition multiply and divide, make health a cubic root, make blessings a pi, and make happiness endless! I wish you a happy surprise!

30. It thundered, and I was shocked. My blessing went through the thunder and rain curtain and I gave it to you all the way. I hope to dispel my troubles and let my happiness be with you. Scare away bad luck and let good luck haunt you; If you are afraid, let success hold you tight.

3 1, shocking, sunny cover, charming mood in spring; Spring thunder rings, the sky warms up, and everything blooms in spring; Talk about everything, go for an outing, and appreciate the good customs of spring; Sincere greetings and deep blessings. May you be happy and healthy. I wish you a happy surprise!

32. Spring thunder bursts, ringing a happy melody, awakening sleeping insects; Beautiful spring, illuminating the road to happiness, stunning the flowers; Surprise, I wish you a brilliant career, good luck and happiness!

33. During the earthquake, spring thunder rang and spring rain moistened things. Flowers bloom, butterflies dance and rivers sing. The sun is shining, the temperature is rising, and boys and girls are enjoying spring. Best wishes, I wish you good health and good health!

When you are surprised, you can enjoy the spring breeze. The green eyes are in a good mood, everything is Su, the sunshine is loud, the flowers are warm, and people can enjoy it. Let's chat, take a walk and enjoy the beautiful customs of spring. Friend, I wish you a happy surprise.

35. The grass is green, the insects are out, the peaches and plums are smiling, the folk songs are soaring, the fairy tales in spring continue to be beautiful, the spring thunder invites good news, and the flowers are beautiful in the shocking season. I wish you good luck in a year. Happy surprise!

36. The rumbling thunder wakes up the ears and listens to the joy of spring; Continuous drizzle awakens your eyes and counts the happiness of spring; The gentle breeze awakens the feeling and savors the beauty of spring; When you are shocked, the earth is open. May you walk into nature, enjoy the joy of spring and shock your happiness!

37. Spring thunder bursts and life is colorful. Trouble disappears quietly, and happiness begins to come. Fresh and simple, all poetic. Sigh has fled, and Ankang will never give up. There must be surprises after the shock. Good luck and love you every day!

38. Being startled by spring, everything is full of vitality. Spring breeze warms people's hearts and hopes to spread it. Diligence irrigates the flowers of wisdom, true feelings fill the happy home, and true feelings pave the way to success. True love is as bright as a cloud. In early spring, the temperature changes greatly, and clothes are often added at any time. Surprise is pleasant, and happiness is always there.

39. Send a blessing, bring a spring breeze, make it warm, borrow a sweetness, leave a wish, send a smiling face, borrow a solar term and bring my friendship. I hope it will warm up, make friendship sweeter, make my life happier and make my health more satisfactory.

40. As soon as the spring breeze blows, blessings come again. The temperature rises, your body moves, your days get longer, your mood gets better, you have more contacts, your friendship becomes sweeter, your life is noisy, and you are surprised and happy. I wish you a happy surprise and happy arrival.

4 1, when the shock comes, the "five good sanitary households" should do well: First, keep warm and don't throw away cotton-padded clothes; Second, good exercise and high exercise immunity; Third, to have a good attitude, peace is very important; Fourth, the lungs should be better, and pears should be chewed in the mouth; Fifth, we must get in touch, get in touch. I wish you health and happiness!

42. Spring thunder suddenly rings, and the sound of blessing sends auspiciousness. Mountain flowers are in full bloom, and new life hopes to bloom. Peach and plum are fragrant, full of spring, and the heart is flying. Singing and dancing will bring you joy and happiness. Scared solar terms, please collect more beautiful spring scenery!

43. The frog in the pond sings folk songs for your "happiness" during the fright season! The oriole on the branch calls for a "bright future" for you, and Guiyan brings you "full blessings". Sincere friends present a "blessing box" for you: I wish you good luck all your life and always take pictures in the lottery! Happy surprise!

44. When the spring thunder rang, everything was awakened and blossomed. In spring, butterflies fly and bees fly, and the sun shines brightly. They are full of energy and spring, and they are shocked. I wish you a happy partner. You always have good luck and your smile. Happy surprise!

45, a spring thunder rose from the ground, and in a blink of an eye, horror came again. Spring breeze blows everything, and the temperature rises to change clothes. It is easy to catch a cold in the morning and evening, so keep warm and protect your legs and feet. Strengthen exercise to keep fit, and exercise should be slow rather than urgent. Feel comfortable and worry-free, happy and happy. I wish you the best of health!

46. Spring thunder awakens the earth, the flowers are overflowing, you can appreciate the beauty of spring and warm your memories. Put aside your troubles, play happy games, be full of good luck, and send blessings: I am shocked, I wish you all the best and have a good mood!

47. Another year of shock. The sun shines brightly in spring. Come out for a dip, dispel your bad luck and troubles, be happy, stretch your legs and bend over, be healthy and have a good mood, and take a closer look at the beautiful spring scenery, and your career will take off at this moment. Don't be dormant, blow the successful assembly number early! Happy surprise!

48, winter to spring, the shock has arrived; There are many blessings; Sincerely pray, spring thunder, blast for you, beautiful passage, smooth wake-up, dormant troubles; Sincere wishes turn into spring rain, for you are soaked, worried and troubled, wake up beautifully, dormant and obstructed; I wish you surprise, happiness and success!

49. Spring thunder moves, and the spring breeze is light, which is a strong spring; As soon as the spring rain is sprinkled, the spring scenery is picturesque, making the footsteps stop. Beautiful scenery is accompanied by good years, friendship sends you a good mood, flowers are similar year after year, and happiness is the same year after year.

It is shocking to realize that the work of "four modernizations" should be done well. Keep "moist", moisten throat, lungs and skin; Diet is "regular", fruits and vegetables do not leave the stomach; Wear "warm", remember to cover the spring and freeze the autumn; With an optimistic attitude, a smile often opens the way to life. If we do a good job in the four modernizations, our life will be infinitely happy, and there will be shock and happiness.

5 1, the solar terms are thundering in spring. May you be vigorous in Lei Zhen in spring, your work be vigorous, your promotion and salary increase be vigorous, your love be as vigorous as thunder, and your life be as happy as thunder!

52. Surprise brings everything to life, spring thunder rings, spring rain falls, the atmosphere is smooth and spring is strong, you send blessings, you make wishes, I hope you will be happy with you, be healthy with you, I hope you will be shocked, enjoy wealth and have a smooth luck.

53. With the thunder of spring, everything is busy recovering, the body is healthy and moving, the true feelings are revealed, the family is happy and the financial resources are rolling in. Friend, I wish you a surprise.

54, thunder bursts, bringing spring `; The spring breeze is faint, bringing flowers; Finger a little, and there are words of blessing. I was shocked. May you be healthy and have a good body. May you be happy and have a good mood!

55, shock, spring thunder rang, bringing financial resources rolling; In a daze, everything is Su's, and I wake up again and again with good luck; Surprise, blessing, send blessings to happiness. May you smile when you are afraid.

56, shocked, the magpie calls, double happiness; Life is beautiful, life is sweet, and this year is better than other years; Everything is back. Happy birds are calling you. I wish you happiness and longevity.

57. Blow, thunder, warm sun and weeping willows, everything is su, insects are singing. Good luck knocks on the door every day, life is beautiful and career is thriving. I wish you a happy life.

58. I was startled, and the thunder was loud, which woke up the sleeping people in my dream. The temperature rises, the flowers bloom, the scenery is pleasant and the mood is smooth. Get ready for the workplace quickly and make unremitting efforts. If you make great achievements, you will feel beautiful in your heart and live happily by your side. I wish you a happy surprise!

59. Spring thunder bursts, ringing a happy melody, awakening sleeping insects; Beautiful spring, illuminating the road to happiness, stunning the flowers; Surprise, I wish you a brilliant career, good luck and happiness!

60. The scenery is beautiful and colorful, welcoming spring. Willow and Liu set each other off, and birds sang and danced. Beautiful spring can't be negative, and years can't be wasted. If you have ambition, your work will be smooth and happy. I wish you a happy surprise!

6 1, in a daze, sunny, nothing to smile more; Stunned, the flowers look good, go outside and jump; Surprise, I wish you good health is the most important thing; I was shocked, blessed and sent an affectionate message.

62. Spring thunder bursts and everything recovers. Surprise solar terms, bid farewell to cloudy winter, wish a little blessing, awaken the vitality of life, revive the happy mood, good things bloom everywhere, and good luck keeps sending surprise gifts!

63, in a daze, warm and harmonious, the weather is dry, and there are many germs; Eating more pears, clearing away lung heat and strengthening spleen and stomach have many benefits; Exercise more, don't be lazy, be strong, prevent diseases, and wish you health and happiness!

64. Spring thunder sounded and blessings came again. The temperature rises, the body moves, the days get longer, the mood gets better, life is noisy, and happiness comes. I wish you a happy recovery and a prosperous spring breeze!

65. It's warm and peaceful in the season of fright, and frogs are singing folk songs by the river! Flowers are red, willows are green and pears are white, and orioles are singing! Another good spring, with thousands of trees and flowers! Surprise solar terms, send you greetings: I wish you no surprises, only happiness!

66. Lightning and thunder shock people and spread friendship. Blessing comes from the heart and is naturally sweet. Wear clothes to watch the weather, and pay more attention to cold and warmth. Don't persist in spring, rest when you are tired. Walking in the morning is good for your health. SMS for fun, have a good mood. Good luck and happiness every day!

67. The solar terms are shocking, the spring thunder is sprouting, and everything is reviving. At first glance, it is still cold. Don't be busy reducing clothes, keep warm, drink more green tea, clear lung heat, eat more green vegetables, be nutritious, exercise more, enhance immunity and prevent flu. I wish you health and happiness!

68. The way to stay awake is busy, one by one, eating oranges every day, not disturbing insomnia, eating more onions, ginger, garlic, dispelling yin and dispelling cold, chicken, fish, lean eggs, rich in nutrition, often drinking mung bean soup, accumulating heat in the body, mutton causing evil fire, and then eating as little as possible, caring has been sent, and well-being is around!

69. When the spring thunder rings, the solar terms shake. I wish you full of energy, good health, step-by-step efforts, romantic love, vibrant life and happiness!

70. Let the vitality of the revival of all things in spring pass to you, let the rich fragrance of spring flowers intoxicate you, and let the joy of the awakening of spring grass overflow you. In the season of panic, may your happiness be restored!

7 1, happy as thunder, driving away troubles; Good luck is like thunder, let leisure follow; Peace is like thunder, accompanied by high flying; Success is like thunder, look at the beautiful scenery ahead. Surprised, there is thunder all over the world. May your happiness be doubled and your mood be intoxicated!

72. The season of fright is warm and peaceful, and frogs are singing folk songs by the river! Flowers are red, willows are green and pears are white, and orioles are singing! Another good spring, with thousands of trees and flowers! I wish you a happy thorn festival!

73. When you are in shock, I wish you a happy awakening and sing all the way; Happiness wakes up every day and exudes fragrance; Good luck wakes up and is always by your side; I wish you wake up and wish you the brightest mood! Happy surprise!

74. Winter has gone and spring has come, and the shock has arrived; Blessing is repeated and will not decrease; A spring thunder ushered in the happy channel; A burst of spring rain sent away thousands of troubles; A little spring breeze, clean up the mood; The sunshine in spring shines warmly on happiness.

75. When everything comes, we will send each other with affection, take health supplements, drink soup, lotus root ribs, have a light diet with less fat, eat more rape and radish, go for an outing, adhere to high exercise immunity, keep in mind warm tips, and be happy and healthy forever!

76. Spring thunder awakens the hibernating earth, spring breeze brings the breath of spring, and the spring jasmine blooms the beauty of life. Surprise solar terms, greetings to you: I wish you a sweet surprise every day!

77. The climate in shock season is relatively dry, which makes people thirsty and cough due to exogenous factors. Raw pears are cold and sweet, and have the effects of moistening the lungs and relieving cough, nourishing yin and clearing heat. I wish you health and always be with you!

78. When the shock comes, good things come; Surprise is lucky, thorn (planting) is beautiful; The surprise came smoothly, and the thorn (plant) entered the free and unfettered; Surprise is auspicious, stab (plant) into the wonderful; Unexpected success, being stung (planted); May you be surprised, good things don't go out, good things happen, and you will always be healthy and happy!

79. Spring thunder awakens the hibernating earth, spring breeze brings the breath of spring, and the spring jasmine blooms the beauty of life. Surprise solar terms, greetings to you: spring has opened up a new world of its own, and it harvests sweet surprises every day!

80. Send you a spring thunder to scare away your troubles and let happiness sting you; Send you a spring rain to scare away your troubles and let the beautiful scenery sting you; Send you a life, surprise and frustration, and let it sting you naturally; I was shocked. I send you a blessing. Here comes the surprise. May you be happy forever!

8 1, the mascot of Long Ben, is in charge of cloth clouds and rain, and "February 2nd" is the Year of the Loong. At this time, it is the shocking solar terms. I wish you a good journey in this day when everything is reviving.

82. Open your heart when you are shocked: hope climbs out, desire comes out, ideal comes out, dreams jump out, seeds walk, struggle and run, happiness rises and happiness flies. Come on, get on the gorgeous stage with spring. Surprised and happy.

83. Spring thunder is earth-shattering, and the breeze and drizzle shock the solar terms. I wish you good health, hard work, romantic love and full of vitality! I wish my friends a happy life!

84. A blessing sends a spring breeze, a warmth sends a sweetness, a wish sends a smiling face, and a solar term sends a friendship. I hope the warmth will rise, and friendship is sweeter than honey. Happy birthday, carefree happiness, endless health and happiness. Happy surprise!

85. Perhaps there is no romance of Valentine's Day or sweetness of Lantern Festival. Thunder suddenly appears, spring thunder bursts, text messages are like arrows, thoughts are like strings, and blessings are shot into my heart. Suddenly startled, take off your coat slowly in case you catch a cold. Wish you all the best!

86. When the spring thunder rang, everything was awakened and blossomed. In spring, butterflies fly and bees fly, and the sun is bright and rosy. They are full of energy and spring, and they are shocked. May you be happy with your friends and always have good luck with a smile. Happy surprise!

87. As soon as the spring thunder rang, the "shocking solar terms" came. I wish you good health, hard work, romantic love and a full life.

88. A spring thunder startled me, including many surprises and blessings. Do you feel good calling you honey? See jokes, smile and share happiness carefree. Don't take off your cotton-padded jacket in a hurry. You don't like elegance or beauty. Physical and mental health is the most important, I wish you a lifetime without catching a cold!

89. When you are shocked, it will add joy, happiness and enthusiasm will go abroad, efforts will increase, love will be sweet and romantic, and changes will make you warm and cold in time. Your wish is health and safety. Surprised and happy.

90. The thunder sounded, and I was shocked. My blessing crossed the storm and ran all the way to you. I hope to dispel my troubles and let my happiness be with you. Scare away bad luck and let good luck haunt you; If you are afraid, let success hold you tight.

9 1, shock tip: put on more clothes, don't be coquettish, the cold is far away and you feel comfortable; Drink plenty of water, moisten your intestines, keep your complexion and stay away from troubles; Food is rich, nutrition is good, illness is far away, and work is good; Don't be lazy in bed, don't stay up late, exercise regularly and be healthy.

92. When you are shocked, it is hot and cold. Eating pears is the first choice for health care, juicing and adding rock sugar to relieve sore throat. Steaming raw pear fritillary bulb, moistening lung, relieving cough and resolving phlegm, cooking tremella slices together, strengthening spleen and caring skin, making soup with lotus root honey, clearing heart and detoxifying prescription, and sending warm care. May you be happy and healthy!

93. vigorous development: spring thunder knocks on the door of happiness for you; Dong: Spring water brings you a wealth factory; Goo goo: birds sing "the song of life" for you; Clusters of flowers bloom "a bright future" for you; Fortis: Sting Festival adds luster to your centenary happiness!

94. The first spring thunder awakened the hibernating earth. Singing and dancing bring the breath of spring. Pink Li Bai, blooming the beauty of life. Surprise solar terms, greetings to you: spring harvests your own new world!

95. Thunder is shocking, drizzle is sprinkled on the mountain pass, the temperature rises quickly, everything wakes up, spring ploughing is good, terraces are built, liver yang is getting stronger, health is in sight, diet should be light, eat more fruits and vegetables. I wish you a surprise!

96. Thunder awakens the dream of spring, and the city is full of greenery. Yanwu, Ying Ge is full of joy, spring blossoms and happy times. I wish you a happy solar term, but still pay attention to keep warm!