Sketch dream home line

I wrote down who said it in the book, and I like this sketch very much.

Cai Ming} Hello, this is the sales office of Dream Home. I'm Miss Cai.

I'm manager Zhang, and I'm warning you seriously.

Cai Ming, why?

Narrator: The probation period is two months. Have you achieved anything? Have you ever sold a house?

Cai Ming, why?

Narrator: Ask yourself!

Cai Ming. Oh ... Why?

Narrator: If you don't sell the house before work today, just pack up and leave!

(Phone hangs up)

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da, is anyone there? ?

Hello, Cai Ming, this is Miss Cai.

Guo Da, don't do this!

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da I am the owner here, and your house has serious quality problems!

Cai Ming, you should find a property!

Guo from the property asked me to come to you!

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da, I don't know why. I tell you, I know you are from the same company, so I kick the ball back and forth! All the water pipes in our house are leaking. When can you fix them for me?

Cai Ming: Sorry, the construction team went home to collect wheat.

Guo Da: In June, you said they went back to harvest wheat. It's almost Spring Festival. How do they harvest wheat?

Cai Ming, they went back to grow wheat.

Guo Da, alas, can they come back soon? Our house is full of water now, and my mother is still sitting in the closet!

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da, why are you100000? You can repair our house according to the contract.

Cai Ming, why ... Let's look at the contract. Turn to page 5, article 55.

Guo Da, there are no 55 articles here.

Cai Ming, here you are.

What is Guo Da doing?

Cai Ming is in the crack. ...

In Guo Da, if the owner unilaterally thinks that there is something wrong with the quality of the house, the developer will repair it at his convenience. What do you mean?

Cai Ming means that it is not convenient for developers now.

100 Guo Da developers inconvenient?

Cai Ming won't. Your property rights are only 70 years.

Guo Da, you!

Cai Ming, don't worry, the construction team will be back soon.

Guo Da, please, who will believe you when you say these words? When I bought a house, you said that there were more than 100 towering trees in this yard. Where are they?

Cai Ming is in the yard.

There are only a few saplings in Guo Da. If you don't look carefully, you will think that you have planted a row of onions.

Cai Ming, don't worry. /kloc-After 0/00 years, they will grow into towering green onions.

Guo Da what!

Cai Ming is a big tree.

In your advertisement, Guo Da also has a picture of swans flying in the sky and fish swimming in the pond.

Cai Ming Swan ate it.

Guo Da is not. What about swans?

Cai Ming was full and flew.

Why did I see the whole of Guo Da?

Cai Ming is a coincidence.

Guo Da, by the way, and this. It says buy a house and send furniture. Did you give it?

Cai Ming, did you buy it?

Guo Da. What do you mean I bought it?

Cai Ming, if you don't buy it, how can we deliver it?

Guo Da: No, how can you deliver it?

Cai Ming: You bought it at the furniture store. We sent it home for you.

That's how Guo Da was delivered! This is cheating.

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da, you know, our customers are God.

Cai Ming God, hello.

Guo Da, our hosts are your parents.

Cai Ming, dad, hello. Dad, are you tired?

Guo Da, it's no use calling on your ancestors. I'm telling you, if you don't solve my problem today, believe it or not, I won't sell you the house.

I can't sell Cai Ming anyway. Do you drink water?

Guo Da, I don't drink.

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da, there you go again!

Cai Ming didn't ... Hey, hello, I'm Miss Cai.

Wang Ping: I want to choose a house for my father here.

Guo Da. oh

Didn't Wang Ping just watch the advertisement?

Guo Da furniture is a gift, no, furniture is a gift, the fish is eaten by the swan, the swan is full and flies, and my mother is still sitting on the wardrobe! (Khan, it took me a long time to hear clearly)

Wang Ping is ill!

Cai Ming: No, it's his.

Wang Ping, what are you talking about?

Guo Da, please, I tell you, before buying a house, she treated you like a dear father. If this house is a little out of date ...

Cai Ming, dad! ! ! My daughter has no job, Dad!

Guo Da, dad ... No, who's your dad?

Cai Ming, my father has Alzheimer's disease.

Guo Da, you have Alzheimer's disease.

Cai Ming took one look and was confused again.

Guo Da, I'm telling you, I have yours. ...

Wang Ping, come and read the newspaper!

Guo Da?

Wang Ping, um.

Wang Ping: My father is old, too.

Cai Ming: Well, I want to buy him a house here. He thinks it is too expensive.

Did Wang Ping see that everyone told people not to buy a house now?

Cai Ming, yes, yes, yes!

Wang Ping has exactly the same symptoms as my father.

Cai Minghuo! What a coincidence.

What a good old Wang Manping. The older the elderly, the more filial we should be as children.

Guo Da, alas, what are you showing me? On this.

Wang Ping didn't let you see it, but let you tear it up and entertain yourself.

Guo Da: Hey, you told me before. I thought there was some news on it ... I'm not crazy!

Cai Ming, dad! ! !

Wang Ping, alas, sister, remember that such an old man can't choke, so he has to knock on mine. Don't worry, I will definitely not buy this house.

Guo Da, that's right!

Did Wang Ping pay to sign the contract later?

Cai Ming: Yes!

Guo Da, no, what are you doing?

Wang Ping, I'll take a look at the back.

Guo Da, don't be fooled!

Cai Ming, dad! ! !

Brother Guo Da, I am really not her father.

Brother Wang Ping, you are my father.

Brother Guo Da, brother.

Cai Ming, eh, eh? The house is for sale now. Oh, thank you for your help. You are just my mascot.

Guo Da's plays are very good, aren't they? I'm your father. Why didn't you say I was your boyfriend?

Cai Ming, uh ... too old. ...

Guo Dahao, okay, are you acting? If you play, I will play. I can't believe I can't cure you today, so I will.

Cai Ming mascot, are you, are you hot? I will give you a fan. Don't be angry, mascot.

At this time, Wang Ping changed his role:

Wang Ping, alas, alas, alas, is it the sales office?

Hello, Cai Ming, this is Miss Cai.

Is there a discount for Wang Can Ping?

Cai Ming can't.

Wang Ping didn't ask you. You are the manager, right?

Cai Ming: He isn't.

Wang Ping saw you flatter him. It's called a fan.

Guo Da: Well, I personally received the guest, but you were fired!

Cai Ming, why?

Wang Ping kissed his horse's nose.

Cai Ming, I- ...

Guo Da, from now on, you have nothing to do with this company.

Mr. Guo Da, you have a good eye. I am the manager here. Our house is not for sale.

Wang Ping doesn't sell? Don't sell it, why do you advertise, Alzheimer's disease! I'm full!

Mr Cai Ming, please stay. Since I have nothing to do with this company, I can tell you the truth.

Go ahead, Wang Ping.

Cai Ming, do you know why he didn't sell you the house?

What's wrong with Wang Ping?

Cai Ming because he wants to raise prices!

Wang Ping? !

Guo Da, I don't want to raise the price.

Cai Ming, and then sell it to others.

I don't sell Guo Da.

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da didn't want to sell it for no reason.

Cai Ming still wants to raise the price.

Guo Da, I don't want to raise the price.

Cai Ming, and then sell it to others.

I don't sell Guo Da.

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da, I want to raise the price!

Cai Ming told the truth.

Guo Da: No, no, no, I don't want to raise the price.

Cai Ming, and then sell it to others.

I don't sell Guo Da.

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Wang Ping, stop arguing! Treacherous businessman! I hate profiteers the most in my life. I'm sure, and I'll tell you about this price, two sets, full payment (Cai Ming: amount), if you dare to add 1 minute. Did you pay to sign the contract later?

Cai Ming: Yes!

Guo Da, big brother.

Wang Ping, profiteer, shut up!

There are eighteen bends in the mountain road here in Cai Ming, and the houses here are almost sold out. There are leaks in the sales offices here, here, here and here.

Guo Da hahaha, this is the first sight of God. The sales office leaks water. How can you sell this house?

(Music playing, classic dance)

Guo Da, ha ha ha.

At this time, Wang Ping changed another role:

Wang Ping: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. This house is wonderful.

Is it okay for Guo Da to leak like this?

Wang Ping is certainly good.

Guo Da is not. How can you stand such a loophole?

A leaker like Wang Ping? Are you crazy?

Wang Ping, I know the warehouse.

How can you be a warehouse when Guo Da leaks like this?

Wang Ping, do you know what I do?

What does Guo Da do?

Wang Ping plays with seafood. All commodities are inseparable from water. I'm sorry to ask you this leaking question. Is there no charge?

Cai Ming: Of course not.

Wang Ping episode 4!

Cai Ming (coughing) God's eyes are really open!

(When the music starts, the god of food dances. I love that 1.2.3.4.5.6, Bomp! )

Cai Ming mascot, will you come back tomorrow?

Guo Dalai.

Cai Ming, why?

Guo Da, I'm getting old.

Mascot Cai Ming, why don't I use my own money to repair your house?

Guo Da: I don't want it. If you really want to help me, give all the water leaked from my house to the seafood seller.

At this time, Wang Ping changed his role:

Wang Ping is good. You can have as much as you have, and the more the better. It's all mine.

Cai Ming, why?

Wang Ping, look, is this it?

Cai Ming contract.

Wang Ping, is this it?

Cai Ming receipt.

Wang Ping added an item called evidence.

Cai Ming card ...

Does Wang Ping know what I do?

Guo Da fiddled with seafood.

Wang Ping, that's a hobby.

What about Cai Ming Major?

Wang Ping is a professional, fake!

Brother Wang Ping, I have to tell you two things about this. You have worked hard for most of your life and saved so much money, so you bought such a water curtain hole and asked them for a theory. Are they telling the truth?

Cai mingyou

Guo Da, which sentence? (Where is it? )

My real name is Cai.

Guo Da, nonsense!

Wang Ping: We must learn to use legal weapons to protect our legitimate rights and interests. Do you see it? See you in court!

Guo Da, do you see? See you in court!

Cai Ming, why? ! !