I love you! But in your eyes, I'm in your way.

1, Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard singing on the shore. Make a scene, leisurely and dazzling national style ...

There are always a few people. As soon as the kind teacher asks them to get up and answer questions, the whole class laughs.

3. I saw my predecessor send a sad message in QQ space, saying that I broke up with mistress, and I was very sad or something. Accidentally ordered a praise.

4. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday and met my teacher. The teacher said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

On a whim, I used my photo as a computer desktop … and then the computer was poisoned.

As long as you call me, even if I am in the grave, there will be a force coming out and standing up to follow you.

7. Whoever ignores me again, I will tell him a story: once upon a time, there was a man who didn't like talking to me and died the next day.

8. The teacher said: The final exam is coming soon, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest rejection affect your mood.

9. If you can't even cheat, how can a teacher trust you to enter the society?

10 in fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

1 1. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

12 What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

13 when it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God: I want to live too! ! !

14, do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up! !

15 or 10086 suits me. I sent him two short messages and he replied to me three times.

San Xiao cried. Because Xiao Si ruined its beautiful life.

17, salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

18, "You pay 60 cents, I pay 60 cents", "Why" and "We have a dollar and two cents"

19, a lazy person like me will still talk to you every day, which shows how much I love you.

20. Mathematics is fire, lighting the lamp of physics; Physics is a lamp that illuminates the road of chemistry; Chemistry is the road, leading to the pit of biology; Biology is a pit where people who study science are buried.

2 1, Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love, Xiao Si, and for avenging me.

22. In order to find out the reason of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

23. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't made a beauty plan!

25. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

The teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard. I'm confused. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror. Suddenly, I understood.

27. What are the two little drags on the giraffe's head? Some people say that it is a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!

On the evening of 28.30, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

29. What happened to my flat chest? Don't you know that I have leveled the stability of our school?

30. Today, my father bought me two goldfish, and one of them drowned. I am sad.

3 1, dating my girlfriend, I saw someone in front who looked like my girlfriend, so I went up and patted her ass. She slapped me as soon as she turned her head. Then someone patted me on the shoulder ... My girlfriend slapped me as soon as I turned my head.

32. Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

33. If we burn incense for one year, we can meet, burn incense for three years, we can get to know each other, and burn incense for ten years, we can cherish each other. Then I will convert to Christianity!

34. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.

35. It's hard to be a woman now. You should be more open-minded. People say you are coquettish. Be traditional. People say you pretend.

36. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

37. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

38. Everyone said that mistress is a bitch, but forgot to weigh whether the man who was taken away really loves you.

I love you! In your eyes, yes, I am your stumbling block.

If you skillfully use "none of my business" and "none of your business", you can save 80% of your life time.

I love you in my mouth, but my eyes are in your way.

1. I am like a joke in your heart, but you are ridiculously beautiful in my heart.

Mom said that the sweat and tears you shed after getting married are all the water in your mind when you choose a husband.

People who smile when they see you are either fools or people who love you.

Forgive as much as you love, so that you can be unscrupulous in my world.

Will you call me if I lose it? Sure, I'm looking for it. I don't want to find someone who loses 100 Jin of meat hahaha ~

6. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you.

7. I didn't think about getting married before I met you; After meeting you, I didn't want to marry anyone else.

8. You have lived in my heart for so long, have you paid the rent?

9. I like being alone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

10. People who want to take you home are on their way. People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour; Anyone who wants to see you can come from Qian Shan.

1 1. Your family is getting more and more arrogant. what do you think?

12. I love you in my mouth, but I get in your way in your eyes. /calculate/

13. Hundreds of pages of chat records are not as real as two identical university notices.

14. Some people just miss and don't contact; Just pay attention and don't bother! The most personalized sharing topic of the year

15. At first, you used a bunch of adjectives to define your ideal lover. When you really fall in love with someone, his name will easily replace those standards.

16. I can't accept one person because I can't forget another person.

17. The most proud thing is that he said: I don't believe it if she doesn't tell me.

18. The most heartbreaking pain in the world is that the person I love is right in front of me, but he still says he wants to introduce me to someone.

19. Don't wait for enthusiasm to turn into ice that can't be covered, before you know how to cherish it.

20. I want to run to you now, deliberately fall down in the nearest place, chew the mud, look up and smile and say I love you.

2 1. The upgraded version of Friends is a couple, and the advanced version of Friends is a stranger.

22. I like you not because you are good-looking, but because you give me a feeling that no one can give.

The happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

24. The book says that the first sign of true love is that boys are timid and girls are bold.

25. He said: I know her too well. As long as she is willing to talk to me, no matter how hard she tries, she is just waiting for me to coax her.

26. On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone to type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

27. Later, we were all simple. You didn't look back, and I didn't stay.

28. The closer two people are, the more likely they are to dislike each other, so if they don't know how to tolerate each other, no relationship will last long.

29. I like you. Whether you are mine or not, I like your hurried year.

30. Logger Vick can't cut down trees, the wolf can't catch sheep, Tom can't catch Jerry, monsters can't eat Tang Priest, and I can't catch your heart. The most touching aesthetic 10 love story, I love you, but in the end it became my obstacle.

1, because of love, two strangers can suddenly meet and sleep in the same bed. However, the same two people said when they broke up, I think you are getting more and more strange. Love is a game that turns a pair of strangers into lovers and a pair of lovers into strangers.

2. Those who you think will not lose are not. You cry, others make you laugh, and then you find that the person who doesn't love you is not worth your sadness. Isn't it a comedy before looking back? When you are exhausted, you have a new realm.

A long time ago, we passed each other countless times. From now on, I will never miss the opportunity to hold hands with you. Because I love you, I am willing, willing to work hard and willing to cherish. You are in my life. Falling in love with you is the beauty of my life.

When you fall in love with someone when you are young, please be gentle with him. No matter how long you are in love, if you can always treat each other gently, all the moments are flawless beauty. If you have to part, say goodbye and be grateful for giving you a memory. When you grow up, you will suddenly look back, and you will know that youth without resentment has no regrets, such as the quiet, beautiful and noble full moon on the mountain.

I don't want to bother you, I just want to wish you well. After all, love is not possession, but sincere prayer, wishing the beloved happiness forever. I won't contact you again, because you haven't contacted me either. I believe you are doing well now. I have always trusted you so much. I've thought about it for countless nights in my life, and I may really be with you.

6. It is not difficult to fall in love with someone. The hard part is that you see a person clearly and still love him. When two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable to complain that "you have changed" and "you have changed". Have you thought about it? Maybe we haven't changed, we are just getting closer and closer to our true selves.

7. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative; The real inferiority is not that you are not excellent, but that you think too well of her; What really matters is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you first discover her change. The real contradiction is not that she doesn't understand, but that you won't tolerate. 8. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. The difference between "love" and "like" is simple. If you love a flower, water it. If you like it, pick it!

9. You can get love, marriage and a good life. But what's the use of all this if you feel insecure? It is better to live in stable poverty than to live in fear of abundance. You think you want a lover, but in the end you will know that all you really want is peace of mind. Therefore, happiness is not trying to love, but living with peace of mind.

10. I love you, but in the end I got in your way.

How many sentences I love you have become I loved you.

1, woman, don't need to fall in love with the country, just need a man to devote his life to her.

Only a liar is sincere in the world, because only he is sincere in deceiving you.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to speak first.

4. Ask others less why and ask yourself more why.

5. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. I don't know whether I like you or not.

6. There will always be a song that sings your hope and despair until you feel distressed.

7. I said that I don't love you, just like you said that you love me, it's all a lie.

8. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

9. Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love. Xiao Si, thank you for your revenge.

10, since you can't go back to the past, you might as well think about your future.

1 1. If one day, I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

12, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further.

13, it fades when you read it. I forget it when I think about it. That's how time takes everything away.

14, why care so much if you don't belong to yourself?

15, can't hear, can't see, whether it really doesn't matter …

16, you have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

17, cherish the people who can be together. Some people want to be together, but they can't

18, I'm just used to having you, not wanting you.

19, don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

20. Late summer, parting season, prosperity, who is lonely? The childlike innocence that has passed away is full of self-mockery.

2 1, is there anyone who, like me, accidentally saw his/her promise when reading the message board, suddenly became stupid and then smiled?

22. Is there anyone who, like me, always goes to his space to see his mood, knowing clearly that he is not writing about himself?

23. I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

24. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

I know that insecure children love music and are very, very afraid of the dark, but they are used to staying up late.

26. I really want to strangle my weak and soft-hearted self.

27. Now I know why pants should be designed with pockets. That's because no one took my hand and took it away.

28. When I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a serious matter, so whether it hurts or not, cry first.

29. What makes people mature is not time, but experience. Quotations from Mao Zedong

30. I'm used to not caring, but I don't care about anything.

3 1. Only in trouble can you see clearly what a dog is and what a brother is.

32. Is there anyone like me who can't sleep at night and doesn't think about it during the day?

I never like to let others see my tears. I'd rather let others think that I'm happy and heartless than make myself look wronged and pitiful.

34, how many sentences I love you, and finally became I loved you.

35. Time has told me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

36. Time will not make people forget the pain, but will only make people get used to it.