Complete works of connotation short stories told to his girlfriend

1. Please tell your girlfriend a warm and touching bedtime story, about 300,500 words.

1, the train was about to leave, and the girl kept watching the boy leave, one step, two steps, until the boy got on the bus and didn't look back at the girl. The girl burst into tears when the train left. "I have been waiting for him to turn around. I followed him as soon as I saw it. " On the bus, the boy looked at the rapidly retrogressive scenery and was heartbroken. "Why don't you call me? Call me and I'll leave it for you ... "

She likes to eat an apple when surfing the Internet. He peels two apples every day, one for each. She likes this warm and romantic feeling. It's just that she found that he always took a bite of two apples first and then handed her one. To this end, she thought for a long time. Finally, one day, when he went out to answer the phone, she took a bite of his apple and felt less crisp and sweet than herself. Tears slipped across my face in an instant.

2. A love story about putting your girlfriend to bed

Love stories about putting your girlfriend to bed are:

1, boars and sows

Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. The boar always guards the sows at night because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are sleeping. As the days passed, the sows gradually gained weight and the boars became thinner day by day.

One day, the boar suddenly heard the owner discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow. The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always rushes up and eats it completely. After eating well every day, he lay down to sleep and told the sow that it was her turn to keep watch. If he finds out that she is not on duty, he will never talk to her again.

As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar lived a stable life as if nothing had happened.

Soon, a month passed, and the owner took the butcher to the pigsty. He found that a month ago, the fat sow had little meat left, but the boar was shining. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the wild boar away.

The moment the pig was dragged out of the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future." The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the fence door had been closed by the owner. ......

2. Tofu and twist

Twist is ready to confess to the bean bag, "That ... you are so fat."

Bean bag is unhappy, "Oh."

Twist rubbed his hands and said, "You … you are white … white and fat …"

Bean bag glared at him. "I know!"

Drizzt is a little nervous. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I want to say ...", and Doubao scrambled to say, "You've lost weight! You have lost weight! "

Drizzt scratched his head and whispered, "I mean, you must be easily hugged ..."

5. A spoonful of ice cream

"Eat a spoonful of ice cream and you will become a pig like me." The pig raised its hoof to warn the wolf.

"Stupid pig like you will believe you! Just ice cream, it's amazing. " The wolf held down the trotters and ate a spoonful of ice cream.

Knock, knock, knock. The wolf turned into a pig with black ruby eyes, big ears and a crooked tail.

"Ah ah, how did I become a pig!" The little gray pig gave a "small voice" of surprise.

"Because, because I made this ice cream, I gave it the magic of' people who eat it will accompany me all my life'." The pig snorted and laughed.

3. A meaningful love story puts his girlfriend to sleep. .......

There are many meaningful love stories about putting your girlfriend to bed:

1, Fox and Rabbit

One day, a fox and a rabbit were walking in the forest. The rabbit took out a carrot and said to the fox, "I like you. I just want this carrot." The fox said to the rabbit, "I like you. My love for you is longer than this carrot you are holding."

The rabbit said, "Then I like you, as tall as the big tree in front." The fox said to the rabbit, "I like you, taller than your big tree." In this way, they argued all the way, laughing and chatting tired. Then the rabbit fell asleep. The fox looked at the rabbit and said, "Little fool, I like you more than you like me forever." .

Perhaps many people think that it is impossible for a fox and a rabbit to be together, because these two animals are in a competitive relationship and will die after meeting. But when you really want to love, you will find that in fact, two people can be together as long as they have a good impression.

5. Zebra and rhinoceros

Feifei zebra has been sent far away for a long time. She sent a thick message to the rhino complaining: "I'm so bored, I'm going crazy, I'm going to jump off a cliff."

The rhino replied vaguely, "I'm crazy, too." I feel like a tree growing on the edge of a cliff now. "

"Why?"

"Because I want to hold on to you."

I want to collect four short stories about love. I hope they are short and urgent. Thank you.

One of the stories: holding a business card.

A couple who have been married for more than ten years went to the other side of the city to see their friends. When they came back, it was getting late and the last bus had already left. The husband said, let's squeeze through the front and back doors. There are too many people. The wife nodded her consent. The husband who squeezed into the car from the front door stood in the middle of the car and was squeezed by layers of people, which was very uncomfortable. Suddenly, a hand quietly grabbed his hand, and he knew by feeling that it wasn't his wife's hand, because his wife's hand was definitely not so warm, soft and pitiful ... He really hoped that the car would keep driving until dawn. Then I thought, what kind of woman is this? How did she notice me? What's her name? How can I get in touch with her? Suddenly, my mind flashed, I quietly took out my business card and put a Sai Zhang in that lovely little hand. The bus finally arrived at the station. The husband got off the bus reluctantly. The wife who came down from the other car door didn't seem to notice anything. When two people were crossing the road, a motorcycle rushed over like crazy. The wife hesitated a little, but she knocked her husband open with her body ... The husband picked up his wife covered in blood and ran into the hospital. At dawn, the doctor came out and told him that we had done our best and that your wife just wanted to see you one last time. When the husband walked into the ward, his wife's hand became a fist. Later, the hand slowly opened like a slow motion in a movie, and her husband's business card slipped quietly. ...

Story 2: A lock and a key.

A person was poor, but after several efforts, he finally made a fortune. When you are rich, the more you look at your wife, the uglier it will be. The man said we were divorced. The woman disagreed several times at first, and then said, well, give me 50 thousand and I'll leave. The man gave the woman fifty thousand dollars. They broke up happily without children. The man who broke up was very handsome for a while. But it didn't take him long to get tired of this life. One day, while he was waiting in the rain, he found a girl with a good face. The girl nodded and smiled at him. His heart suddenly moved: what a familiar look! Then they started talking, then they started dating, and then they got married. After marriage, his wife not only takes care of him tenderly, but also always pesters him to ask his ex-wife something, which makes him don't know what to say at this time. The woman still has a small box and a delicate key. She never lets men see it. Until one day, the woman was bedridden. When she handed the key to the man, she said quietly, you can open that box after I die. The woman finally passed away, and the man who lost his wife again couldn't wait to open the box that had worried him for a long time. There is only a thick diary in the box, which describes the process of a woman's plastic surgery.

Story 3: One foot has two lives.

The background of this story is Wuxi, which is a true story. The woman is the hostess of a TV station, with bright eyes and elegant teeth, and the man is a famous young writer. Both of them are still young and have no plans to get married so early. Unexpectedly, the woman was unexpectedly pregnant. They discussed getting married first, so they went to register and chose the wedding date. It's strange that women are born so romantic. The women insisted that the wedding should be held on the boat. So they took a cruise in Taihu Lake. In the middle of the night, they heard many strange noises outside the cabin, and then they announced that the ship had hit the rocks and was sinking. Please flee quickly. The man pulled the woman out of the window and jumped into the water. That night, the wind was strong and the waves were urgent, so the woman who couldn't swim quickly choked the water. At this moment, she saw the man swimming over. She thought my husband would save me now, so she grabbed the man's arm. Suddenly, the man in the night roared fiercely: "Let me go!" " "When a woman doesn't know what's going on, a man kicks her chest and makes her despair. Maybe it's fate. The woman was saved at last. The first thing a woman does when she lands is to break off her engagement with a man and go to the hospital to abort her unfortunate little life. Then one day, the woman received a thick letter from the man, which analyzed human nature and human instinct in detail. She did not ask her to forgive him, but only asked her to live a good life and take good care of the children in her belly. The woman felt quite ominous after reading the letter, only to find out at the man's residence that the man committed suicide. He used the fourth story: the story of the heart.

A girl with congenital heart disease has reached marriageable age, probably because of heart disease, and talked to several young men. The girl is very sad. The family began to arrange for her to change her mind. Finally, one day, a good opportunity came. A woman's heart in an accident was transplanted into a girl, and the operation was very successful. Looking at the girl who is getting healthier every day after the operation, everyone is happy for her. However, there is something more gratifying. It is a handsome guy who is outstanding in all aspects who suddenly broke into the girl's life. He fell in love with the girl at first sight and took care of her in every way. Soon, the two married under the blessing of relatives and friends. After the marriage, the girl found that her husband had a strange move, that is, he liked to lie on the girl's chest and listen to the girl's heartbeat. At first, the girl was so happy and excited. Later, the girl heard from a relative of her husband that he had a very beautiful wife. The unfortunate woman died in a car accident. Her heart does not belong to her. She anxiously found the hospital for her transplant, and the kind doctor told the name of the donor. After returning home, the girl carefully rummaged through her husband's things and finally found a note with that name written on it in a thick book.

5. Humorous stories told to girlfriends

A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and hugging her. The man fell to the ground crying and said, this is the third piece. It's hard for me to bring a piece of glass home.

Ge You once went to the toilet, and Ge You invited a friend to dinner. He went to the toilet on the way, and his pants were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous. Friend: Often? Ge You: Yes! It is often that the people next to him suddenly turn around and shout, "Isn't this Ge You?"

Laugh and adopt ~

? Super funny joke

1. Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel with wings, but I still want to suck blood. ?

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse. ?

2. A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time, so he was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~". ?

Ants and elephants died soon after they got married. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " " ?

4. Your boy fell in love with a girl. Have the courage to ask what kind of boy she likes?

The girl who is "congenial" answered, and even asked several times is the same answer?

The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" . ?

One day, I was out of breath to catch the last bus and shouted: Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, will you stop chasing?

6. One day I had a physical examination, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess." ?

7. After the performance of the beautiful Mongolian actress, the leader came to the stage to receive her, and then her hand asked her if she was cold or warm. She refused to let go for a long time and kindly asked, What's your name? The actress excitedly replied "Maragobi Matsumoto"?

8. A man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door. ?

Parrot: Who is it? ?

Gas converter?

Parrot: Who is it? ?

Gas converter?

……?

There is a man lying at the door of his master's house. The master wondered, who is this?

Internal: Ventilator?

9. A person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down and smelled it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~?

10. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. A: I feel sand in my shoes, so I shake my shoes with a telephone pole. I shook and shook ... a man thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two. ?

1 1. A professor is giving a lecture on the spot: "Don't be afraid of being dirty in scientific research. . . "Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of being dirty." . . "Then I poked the cow dung on the ground with my finger and licked it in my mouth. Professor: "Besides, I should be good at observation. I just poked dung with my middle finger, but I licked my index finger. . . "？

12. In a public toilet, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't pull it out for a long time. Then another man, Mr. B, rushed in, just squatted down and pulled happily. After listening, Mr. A said, "Dude, I really envy you. You are so happy." Mr. B said, "What is there to envy? I haven't taken off my pants yet ..."?

13. A gentleman was practicing riding a bike when a pedestrian came up to him. A gentleman panicked and shouted, "Stop! Stop! " The pedestrians stopped in a daze. But a gentleman rode so badly that he knocked down a pedestrian. Pedestrians got up and got angry: "You told me to stop! You have a good aim, don't you! " ?

14. Beautiful sister, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I also want to say hello to her. "Honey, where's mom?" "Go to Huaguoshan!" "..." "Honey, what are you doing?" "Aunt, you are so funny. I'm not calling you! " ?

My colleague's son, 4 years old. A classic saying: "When I was young ..."?

15. There was an accident on the expressway-the tortoise trampled the cow to death. The police are investigating the cause of the accident and say, snail: How did the tortoise hit you? The lying cow in plaster recalled sadly: I don't remember, he was too fast! ?

16. A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his own hair, one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ..........

17. My colleague's daughter is a little beauty embryo. When she comes back from kindergarten, her mother often asks her, "Beauty, did anyone call you that today?" The little girl sighed: "I guess they see me too much, so they think I'm not beautiful." ?

18. A couple gave birth to a little boy after contraceptive failure. When the baby was born, he clenched his fist and kept laughing. The nurse broke his fist and found birth control pills in it. Then the little boy said, "You two want to kill me, it's not that easy, hahahaha ..."?

19. Two people went to the mountain to play. A man accidentally slipped and fell off a cliff. His companion shouted anxiously, "how are you, brother?" Are you all right? " I only heard the person who fell answer "I don't know, I'm still falling ~ ~ ~"?

20. I agree. Riding a bicycle alone, without holding the handlebar, put your hands on your chest. A traffic policeman saw it and said, Good palm! The man replied, hello, comrades! ?

2 1. The monkey asked the fox how to describe the elephant's fart with a song. The fox said: Ku Kuiji's Ant said: "Fuck, I thought it was a power train." : when > yes. " ?

22. The two brothers were chased by the tiger, and the younger brother really couldn't run, so he said, "Brother, let's stop running and kill this beast." The eldest brother said, "Don't talk nonsense, I can't run, just run past you." ?

23. Noodles were beaten by steamed bread. I asked my cousin for instant noodles for revenge. When I saw the bean bag, the instant noodles were beaten to pieces. When I came back, I said to the noodles, don't worry, I beat the shit out of it. ?

24. A fashionable woman got on the bus. Seeing that she was empty, she took out a paper towel and wiped it for a while. She was just about to sit down and fart. A man next to me said with a smile, "I am Kao, * * * clean, and I have to blow after wiping"?

Penguins are bored and want to go to the North Pole to play with polar bears?

Walking, walking for many years, almost there, suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off properly?

So I went back, walked for many years, turned off the gas, and set off again, walking for many years?

I finally came to the door of the polar bear and knocked on the door.

-Polar bear! Come out and play! ?

Polar bear:?

-Stop playing. ?

26. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……?

27. A judge squinted and tried three suspects, A, B and C, in one day.

The judge said to A, "Did you steal it?" ?

A: "No"?

The judge was furious: "I didn't ask you." ?

"I didn't say anything," C said?

28. On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water, too!" After hearing this, the stewardess threw the crow and the pig out of the plane together. The crow smiled and said to the pig, "Are you stupid? I can fly ~ ~ ~? " ?

29. A rabbit walked into a shop and asked the boss, Do you sell carrots here? The wife said: no, after a while, the rabbit asked again, do you sell carrots here? The boss impatiently said no! After a while, the rabbit asked again, and the boss finally couldn't bear it: if you make trouble again, I'll cut your ear off with scissors! ?

After a while, the rabbit came again: Do you sell scissors here? The boss said: No. Rabbit asks again: Do you sell carrots here?

30. The devil caught the princess?

The devil said: you can shout your throat out, and no one will come to save you! ?

Princess: Break your throat, break your throat! ?

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you! ?

Devil: Speak of the devil! ?

Cao Cao: Devil, what's your name? ?

Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost! ?

Ghost: Shit! Has been discovered.

Shit: Nonsense, who found me? ?

Who: It's none of my business! ?

Devil: Oh, my God! ?

God: Who called me? ! ?

Who: Nobody called you! ?

Nobody: I didn't! ! ! ?

It is said that the devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then.

3 1. A king wanted to marry a princess and put an apple on her head. Whoever wants to shoot will have a chance to marry the princess. ?

The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin." ?

The second man also shot the apple. He said, "I am Hou Yi." ?

The third man accidentally shot the princess. He said, I'm sorry?

32. Someone was practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after him with a kitchen knife. The man turned his head and ran until he reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. ?

33. The wolf is just lovelorn. When he was foraging, he passed a hut and heard a man lecturing his children: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolves. The child cried in the house all night, and the wolf stayed outside all night. When I got up in the morning, the wolf choked and said, men, men are liars! ! ! Hope to adopt

6. What stories can you tell your girlfriend?

1、

Do you know Pikachu?

I know!

Do you know what Pikachu became when he stood up?

?

Pickup truck!

Walking in Pikachu: Pickup, Ping-pong, Ping-pong, Ping-pong.

Pikachu Long Jump: Pikachu Table Tennis Ball Soldier!

2、

One day, Little Bear asked Mother Bear, Mom, what is happiness?

Mother bear said, son, just ask around in the forest.

So the bear went into the forest and asked the little animals everywhere what happiness was.

But little rabbit doesn't know, little fox doesn't know, little tiger and little lion don't know.

But the bear didn't give up. He went round and round in the forest, but he still didn't know the answer.

When he got home, he found the room full of delicious food.

Bear was very moved, but he still wanted to know what happiness was, so he asked his mother.

Mother bear touched his head lovingly and said that happiness is that Xiong Haizi is not at home for a day.

3、

After hearing the bear's question, the little rabbit also wants to know what happiness is.

So she asked the lion, and the lion said, happiness means that the person you love loves you.

She asked the cheetah again, and the cheetah said: Happiness means expecting something.

Finally, she asked the wolf, and the wolf said: Happiness is doing what you want to do.

The rabbit that got the answer ran home excitedly and told her mother.

Mom said: Actually, you are very happy today.

Little Nutbrown hare asked: Why?

Mom said: Because you haven't been eaten! Fool!

4、

Once upon a time, a fisherman fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: Let me go, please don't eat me.

The fisherman said, well, I'll test you a few questions. If I answered, I wouldn't eat you.

Squid said happily: you test, you test!

Then the fisherman roasted the squid ...

5、

There is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot.

One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but he found that he forgot to lock the door halfway.

It's been 10 years, and the door is still locked, so the penguin goes home and locks it.

After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home. ...

Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "polar bear, polar bear, penguin is coming to play with you!" " "

Guess what the polar bear said when he opened the door? "Let's go to your house to play ~"

7. Ask for some meaningful paragraphs about love confession, that is, some short stories contain a confession that needs to be tried by the other party!

The mobile phone shook and there was a short message: "I decided to confess!" " "He and she have always been good friends, but she has always loved him and replied," Oh … then come on. ""I waited outside her house for a long time, afraid to knock. " "Got the nerve to knock at the door! I support you! " "Do you think she will agree?" "I don't know." She put down her mobile phone and shed tears unwillingly. The mobile phone shook again, but it was a phone call. She replied ... "Please open the door, but I still dare not knock. "

8. The story of putting his girlfriend to bed

The story of putting his girlfriend to sleep is:

1, durian and apple

Durian took the tape and wrapped it himself. When she was wrapped around it, she suddenly stopped and said to a red apple, do you think I am perfect now? Is it possible to fall in love? "

Apple raised an eyebrow and said, "What's the matter? Do you want to fall in love? "

Durian continued to wrap around its belt and said, "Yes, I like girls with red faces. It doesn't seem to know yet. " I always say that the grape brother next door looks good. I don't think so. I think I look good too! "

Apple smiled and said, "Are you talking about me?" Durian said, "Yes, I wrapped the tape so as not to prick you!" " "Apple smiled, and then they were together.

5. More important than happiness

"Rabbit ash, I like you. What should I do? "

"I like it."

"But we have different skin colors, and other rabbits will gossip about us behind our backs."

"Dear little white, don't care about gossip. As rabbits, we only need to care about the wolf behind us. "

"But rabbit ash, you say, can we find our own happiness?"

"Can't find it is late. Like it first. "

"What if I just can't find it?"

"Even if I can't find happiness, I have found you. Rabbit white, for me, you are more important than happiness. "

9. What are the stories about putting your girlfriend to bed?

According to if, it seems to be a sacrifice to the technological civilization of the computer room. If you refuse the mobile phone, you can answer the questions accepted by the air base. If you look into the skin, you can open up a computer room and a gynecological room, and explore the technology of skin development, which will greatly promote disputes and common festivals. On the classical sofa, you will be told that the health of Cannes will uniquely make others gather in Japan. After this year's holiday, the woman who makes you feel lonely and negative will leave each other and you will see your brother-in-law as soon as possible. V, it bothers me to see Russian coffee, but I'm far from the match day. Thousands of He Lin people are close to sleeping Buddha. I'm hungry. Yo, if it's the first peak, I also sent four questions. Did you give me a holiday when I was hungry? Pray for Buddha and Ejiao cubic kilometers. Ask Buddha if I am hungry. Call me Lei Feng, national defense science and technology. Ask me if I am hungry. Do you think I'm crazy? I am hungry when I am hungry. Network technology separates service fees from services, so I'm hungry. Technology stocks tried to understand it as shares, but I failed.