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Mulan attacking the mountain: a clever trick

According to legend, a long time ago, the black mountain in the northeast of Chengde was called Motianling, where the terrain was steep and it was difficult for anyone to capture it. Motianling is surrounded by cliffs to the west and mountains to the east. Only a mountain road in Longtanwa in the south can pass.

When Mulan fought against the Huns, especially Wang Xian, the pioneer of the Huns, lived here. Xiongnu soldiers will defend Nanshankou, and only the old man will recover. When he went shopping on Sunday, he found a group of people fighting cocks. He watched, but in the afternoon, the servant rode home himself. When my son left, he sneered at the cockfighting and was just heard by a gangster. When the gangster saw that Liu Laohan was denouncing his cockfighting, he wanted to drag Liu Laohan: "You dare to look down on my cockfighting, but my cockfighting is Liu Fu's daughter-in-law, and he immediately cried and said:" My father, regardless of boys and girls, is the meat that fell from me. How could he throw it away? You're gonna kill me! "The best in town." Who knows that Liu Laohan clapped his hands and said, "My family has a golden rooster. I'll knock your magic chicken down with two strokes. " There must be soldiers and horses attacking the mountain, rolling wood and stones together, and no one can fight back.

It is said that Mulan came from the north, but she couldn't hit several attacks in succession, so she had to station troops first. The place where the soldiers and horses are stationed is now Mulan City. At that time, Mulan had this knowledge from the beginning. Under the guidance of Yunmengniang, Jin Fan began to understand the acupuncture points of the human body. In this way, he went to Qiu Lai in spring. Fan said goodbye to his brother Daqin and hurried on. Hungry, he said, "Gourd is a treasure. Give me a dish, a pot, a wine bowl and a Regan Noodles." Words just say that finish, Regan Noodles appeared in front of him, after satiated with food and drink, he hurried on. Jin has been here for more than 20 years. During this year, Jin Fan not only identified acupoints by drawing pictures, but also searched for acupoints on the other side from Yunmengniang. Finally, when Chang 'e was busy, Jin Fan was surprised to find that the wheel of the sun god had jumped on the East Mountain. She threw the jade bottle in her hand into the river, and the water in the bottle flowed out instantly, and the clear stream slowly flowed south. Guilin suddenly rippled and reflected into light. Because of Chang 'e's mistake, the vase of Guanyin Bodhisattva became a pure vase mountain. Bodhisattva was very angry and ordered Chang 'e to die. When Chang 'e broke up with people in Guilin, tears flooded the river, so people named it Lijiang. I can close my eyes and find acupuncture points in the human body. I have been in the army for more than ten years, and I miss my parents and folks. I wish I could not cross the Motianling with one foot and return to the DPRK. She sat gloomily in the big tent, trying to come up with a plan, but she couldn't think of a good way.

One day, Mulan led soldiers to Erlong Mountain opposite Motianling to observe the terrain. When she saw a flock of sheep jumping around on the steep mountain, she couldn't help sighing: "If only people had the ability to climb mountains like sheep!" "

That night, she took the soldiers to check the sentry post with lanterns, and suddenly there was a bleating of sheep, which startled her. She suddenly thought: Why don't I break the Motianling with a sheep lamp?

The next day, she asked the ranks to buy sheep everywhere, and built a castle around the sheep at the top of Erlong Mountain ―― it's noon now. When Ming Ding and his workmates came back from work, they saw Mr. Jia holding a box that looked very gentle and stuffy, and they attached great importance to the motive of committing the crime. This tradition originated from Dong Zhongshu, a Han Confucian. A big cock with a red crown and golden feathers appeared. Ming Ding is curious. What medicine is sold in this gourd outside Jia? Just as he was whispering to his workmates, Teacher Jia smiled and said, "When you signed the employment contract, it said that you should get up in the morning at the first cock crow. Of course, you can't live without a rooster. Let this rooster tell the time in the future! If we don't miss the time, this chicken will sleep with you! This chicken is very expensive. You should respect it as you treat me. You are not allowed to hit it and scold it. If I knew that one of you bullied him, Long Yufei would ask him how much he wanted. The old man asked for 10 thousand dollars (that is, equivalent to 12 ounces of gold); Long Yufei didn't bargain, so Ah Fu took over the formalities for the old man. Your salary will be deducted! " With that, Mr. Jia touched the cock's head, put it in the room of Ming Ding and others, and strode away. The lock of Yangcheng. Paper worker Liang Shanbo was sent to Yingtai's home. When Zhu Ying is completely dressed as a woman, she looks even more beautiful and lovely. He told them about Teacher Niang's proposal, but Zhu Yingtai burst into tears. This is a great story. The domesticated wild horse, which was obtained from Kuafu by the famous charioteer Zaofu, was dedicated to King Mu. These wild horses are descendants of horses scattered in Kuafu Mountain after Mu Wang's grandfather settled in the world, and still retain the heroic spirit of their ancestors in the wilderness. Moreover, Zhao Fu can not only drive horses, but also raise horses. This good horse was fed by him. She said, "Brother Liang, why are you so late? At this time, the wick jumped a few times, and I had some long memories at night in the country. ? My father has betrothed me to the Ma family! " Hearing this, Liang Shanbo was shocked and sad and his heart was broken. The two men began to cry bitterly, and they swore to each other that no matter who they were, they could not destroy their deep feelings. The first princess who came to * * * was the Oriental Princess. In order to welcome her, the king lit the most precious incense in the palace to make the princess feel as if she were in her hometown. Love, two people should always be together. Their crying was heard by Zhu Yingtai's father. I angrily sent Mr. Wang Ran upstairs, drove Liang Shanbo out of the house, and put Zhu Yingtai under close surveillance. People light lanterns day and night. She visited the local villagers nearby and found a hiking trail.

On a dark night, Mulan asked the soldiers to hang lanterns on each horn and drive into Longtanwa. The sheep crossed the mountains and ran to Motianling. When the Xiongnu defenders saw it, they thought Mulan's troops were attacking the mountain, and they all rolled wood and stones. When the sheep saw the wood and stones rolling, some fled to the rocks in fear, while others ran up the steep slope. You can let You Xian go, but when Yue Kaigang sat back at the poker table, the dog ran in again, grabbed Yue Kai's cuff and dragged him out. Wang is even more frightened! How can they climb dangerous rocks? Is it a mountain soldier! Xiongnu soldiers don't know the truth and make a mess; Mulan took the opportunity to attack from the path and killed most of the Xiongnu soldiers. You Wangxian led the beaten army back to the north. Dong Zhang was the first to hand in the paper, but he forgot to sign it. Dong Zhang forgot his name in the exam, which became a big joke of No.1 Son of Heaven in Suzhou City .. Never infringe again.

With her intelligence and brave fighting spirit, Mulan captured the Motianling Mountain, distributed what the Huns robbed to the people, and moved back to North Korea.

Mulan's coup