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Why is Xiaozhao in Eternal Dragon Slayer chained?
Yang Xiao said, "Six months ago, I went down the mountain with Buregretful, and I saw her alone in the desert, caressing two
corpses and crying. We went forward to inquire, and she said that the two people who died were her parents. Her father offended the government in the central plains, and a family of three was banished to the western regions. A few days ago, because of the humiliation of Mongolian officers and soldiers, she escaped. Finally, her parents were
exhausted and both were killed. I saw that she was a little girl, lonely, and although she was ugly, she was not stupid, so I buried her parents and took her in, telling her not to regret serving. "
Zhang Wuji nodded and thought, "It turns out that Xiao Zhao's parents died, and his life experience is extremely poor, just like mine."
Yang Xiao continued: "After we brought Xiao Zhao back to the top of the light, one day I taught martial arts without regret, and Xiao Zhao was at the side.
Listen, how do you know that when I explained the orientation of the sixty-four hexagrams, I didn't regret it, and Xiao Zhao's eyes were on the correct orientation?"
Zhang Wuji said, "I think it's because she's talented and savvy a little faster than her unrepentant sister."
yang Xiao said, "I thought so at first, but I was very happy, but on second thought, I became suspicious and deliberately said a few
extremely difficult formulas, which I never taught without regret. At that time, the sun was shining in the west, the fire was famous, and the fire and water were not helpful. I
deliberately said the wrong direction, only to see her frown slightly, and even found my mistake. Since then, I have kept in mind that
this little girl was taught by a superior person, and she is armed with excellent martial arts. It is unusual to go to the top of Guangming, but she has come for something. "
Zhang Wuji said, "Maybe her father is proficient in Yi Yi, which runs in the family. I don't know."
Yang Xiao said, "Master Ming Jian: The Yi Li learned by the scribes is quite different from that in martial arts. If what Xiao Zhao
learned was actually handed down by her parents, then her parents should be considered first-class experts in the Wulin. How can they be humiliated by Mongolian officers and soldiers Ling
and die? I was quiet at that time, and it took me a few days to ask her parents' names and life experiences. She pushed it dry
without showing a trace. At that time, I didn't have an attack, only told me not to regret it. One day, I told a
joke and laughed without regret. Xiao Zhao was listening and couldn't help laughing. At that time, she stood behind me and unrepentant
, only saying that my father and daughter couldn't see her, but I'm unrepentant's hand was playing with a dagger, which was as clear as a mirror and reflected
her smile clearly. But where is she an ugly girl? Looks are much more beautiful than regrets. When I turned
around, she immediately turned into a grimace. "
Zhang Wuji smiled and said, "It's really not easy to pretend to be like this all day." I thought to myself, "What a powerful person Zuo Shi Yang is. Xiao Zhao, a little girl, plays with guns in front of him, so naturally she can't hide it from him."
Yang Xiao added, "I still keep my mouth shut at the moment. This evening, after the night was quiet, I quietly went to my daughter's room to spy on Xiao Zhao's movements. I saw this girl coming out of the unrepentant room. She went to the east house, but she didn't know what to look for. She found every room and secluded place in detail. I couldn't help it any longer. I showed up and asked her what she was looking for and who sent her to Guangmingding to be undercover. She was calm, but she didn't panic, saying that no one sent her, just like to play around, out of curiosity. I tried all kinds of threats and temptations, but she didn't say a word
. I kept her hungry for seven days and seven nights, and she was dying of hunger, but she still didn't say anything. So I handcuffed her with this pair of black iron shackles handed down by < P > in the past, which made her tinkle when she acted, so that she couldn't hurt secretly without regret.
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