Play a joke on Journey to the West.

Journey to the west joke: Zhu Bajie became a particularly handsome young man after learning from the scriptures, and then went to the bar to find a lady to drink. When he came out, he said to the lady, "Do you know? Do you know how many cigarettes I used to smoke I used to be a pig, you know? " The young lady looked at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Second brother, I'm Friar Sand!"

A joke 1 1 that spoofs the journey to the west. Tathagata's right hand turns into a five-element mountain, and Wukong is crushed at the foot of the mountain. Wukong took his time and said with a smile, "Fat bastard, you don't have a right hand. I'll see how long you can bear it. " Tathagata: "Damn, you should use your left hand. . . "

2. Bajie: Monkey, did Master tell you to turn into a woman and sleep with him last night? Wukong: Hmm! Bajie: I don't usually hear you scream so loudly. What happened last night? Like killing a pig! Wukong: Mama Cao, the master said to stimulate it a little more, and the damn spell is tight! !

3. One day, Wukong and Master went out to play. Master was happy to come back, but Wukong was helpless. The next day, the master invited Wukong to go out to play, but Wukong refused. The master said, you are Po Hou. Do you want to cast a spell on the teacher? Wukong cried, "Damn it, every time I go out without money, you fucking make money by playing monkeys." I've had enough. "

Director: Stop! Wukong, would you please take the melon seeds and stay away from me?

4. Bajie looked at Tang Priest and muttered to himself, asking what Master was doing. The Tang Priest said, "I'll recite the spell backwards and see what effect it has." Wukong, who was on the side, was furious. "No wonder my feet have been hurting these days. It turned out to be the ghost of the master! "

Journey to the west joke: 2 1 When the master and apprentice returned from studying the scriptures, the king of Tang was overjoyed and ordered to set up a Dojo in Huokeji, so that the master and apprentice could try out the scriptures. Four people, the cassock, Pilu, the mord and the cloud shoes, are newly decorated and sitting on the platform. As soon as the musical instrument rang, they heard four people shouting in unison: "The first day came, the ghost died, the ghost died ..."

King Tang was angry: "Are you going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, or to Tianqiao music to listen to cross talk?"

2. While shooting a chewing gum advertisement: a monster shape and a the Monkey King shape. The monster looked at the Monkey King contemptuously: Oh, monkey, what a big breath you have! The Monkey King stared blankly for a moment, then his mouth rose slightly, reached into his arms, took out a piece of chewing gum, put it in his mouth, chewed it a few times, and looked at the monster: Now? The genie smiled and nodded: Well, it's much fresher.

3. On the way to get the scriptures, Pig said, "Monkey, Master Bai has been acting strangely recently. Every time I joke with him, he will roll in the mud and then run a few steps to pull horse manure. " Wukong: "Idiot, Xiaobailong is not good at words. Its two actions mean: mud horse, get rid of shit ... "

4. The Tathagata Buddha asked the Monkey King: What skills do you have? Wukong: I will change seventy-two changes. Buddha: OK, show me a stone. Wukong turned to stone. Buddha: Tree! Wukong became a tree. When the Buddha saw it, he couldn't help but admire: awesome! Wukong poof a change ... All the immortals hide their faces together: dirty!

A spoof of Journey to the West joke 3 1, Tang Priest and his disciples were trapped in the Flame Mountain. Wukong said, "Master, when my apprentice becomes a flying bug, I'll get into Princess Tiefan's stomach while she's drinking tea, so I won't worry about her not borrowing the banana fan!"

Wukong went there and was never heard from again.

The crowd was unusually hot, and they all came to meet Princess Tiefan. The maid said that her wife was sick and vomited recently, so it was not convenient to see guests. When the Tang Priest asked, the servant girl said, "Madam was drinking tea the other day, and Chata burned herself."

The Tang Priest said, "Madam, it's not heatstroke, is it?"

The maid said, "No, madam found a dead fly in the tea."

2. After learning the scriptures, Wukong was tired of the rough days of fighting and killing. Watching Bajie spend all day in Gaolaozhuang, I am envious.

So ask the Tathagata to give him a life where he can indulge in flowers all day long. Tathagata can do it, but you have to become a hard stone and endure thousands of years of wind and rain to do it.

Wukong immediately agreed. A thousand years later, Jia Baoyu was born.

3. Princess Iron Fan: "I am out of the line, Mengniu!"

Hong Haier quickly said: "Pit Dad!"

Niu Wangmo was angry: "Pit your sister!"

Hong Haier snorted: "Is this a horizontal batch?"

Princess Iron Fan glared at Niu Wangmo: "Say, which fox did you hook up with again?"

The cow rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "Madam, don't be jealous. Hon Hai 'er and Guanyin are dedicated to Buddhism, and their sister is naturally the sister of Guanyin. "

Princess Tiefan was surprised: "Recently, you changed from drinking Mengniu to drinking Tieguanyin for breakfast. You and Guanyin have ...? "

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