What does a woman with a sense of humor look like?

Of course he grew up like Siwen!

I recently like a treasured woman (it’s not easy for women to appreciate women). She can make me laugh every time after get off work. She also talks about marriage, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law from a female perspective. Parenting, talking about women, life and death. She is the talk show queen - Siwen. In the "Talk Show Season 2" that ended not long ago, Siwen won third place (not easy for a group of big talk show guys).

Female talk shows are rare in China, and what’s even more rare is that she doesn’t rely on exaggerated body movements or smearing her own behavior to amuse everyone, but relies on delicate observation and the charm of language. And in the past few years of doing talk shows, you will find that she is becoming more and more beautiful and more confident on the stage.

Many of her jokes come from her own life, and many of them are from a female perspective. Although some people say that these topics are somewhat limited, she can express the feelings of women through keen observation and clever language. You will feel deep thoughts and pain after laughing, because you have experienced it before.

About Husband

This was the first joke I got to know Siwen. She was teasing the way she got along with her husband Cheng Lu.

If you want to ask whether there is a pure friendship between men and women, my husband and I are.

Find a person of the opposite sex as a pure friend and marry him. After a few years, you will be so pure that you will have no evil thoughts at all.

Just sell the double bed and split it into bunk beds, and he will be your brother sleeping on the top bunk.

What is a caesarean section? It is just a knife in the brother's side.

This joke is simply amazing, and it explains in one sentence how couples get along (especially couples who have been married for many years). Comparing the complicated relationship between husband and wife to treating it like brothers, there will be a lot less worries and complaints, and a lot more understanding and fun. And the metaphor of giving birth to a child is like "throwing a knife at your brother's expense", making the originally painful process of giving birth to a child full of drama.

Although she and her husband do not have bunk beds, they sleep in separate rooms because they need their own independent space. This is a suitable way for them to get along. Everyone's marriage situation is different. There is no need to imitate anyone, as long as two people are comfortable getting along.

About independent women

This is also my favorite joke, and it is also widely circulated on the Internet.

I am responsible for making money to support the family, and you are responsible for looking beautiful.

No matter how beautiful you are, if he looks at you for a long time, you will still look like a flower.

This sentence exposes many fantasies about romantic love, and the solution given by Siwen is also very "practical". Although men will gradually get tired of your beauty as time goes by, it is difficult for you to get tired of his money. It speaks to the hearts of countless women, hahahaha

Siwen thinks that women must be rich , because you can choose what you like without being filtered by material things.

She encourages women to make money in order to have a sense of existence. In fact, the essence of many women's difficulties is similar, that is, lack of financial ability.

At this point, just when you thought she wanted chicken soup until the end, there was another twist. She said that she is an independent woman in the new era, and her girlfriends choose rich people and are children of rich families. She chose her husband Cheng Lu, who at that time still had no house or car. But she said, "I don't regret it. Every time I think about this, I shed two independent tears." She spoke of the cruelty of reality and made fun of her own persona as an independent woman.

About height

I knew she was short, but I didn’t know she was this short

The height tester is a bit revealing for people who are not tall, and it reports loudly. Being tall is also embarrassing, but Siwen's self-deprecating and self-deprecating criticism makes short girls very sexy.

About Relatives

During the New Year and the holidays, the questions about salary and boyfriend are a must-have topic for the seven aunts and eight aunts. Everyone has experienced it, but Siwen cleverly got the "accuracy" of it. Spend".

For example, if a relative asks you "How much is a monthly salary?" you say "seven to eight thousand."

She will stare at you and ask, "Seven thousand or eight thousand?" You said, "More than seven thousand," and she asked, "How much more?" This mirror-like presentation makes people can’t help but slap their thighs, “That’s it”!

About the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

It is not difficult at all for mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to get along

The most important thing is to spend money

Although Siwen feels that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law They can't be a real mother and daughter at all.

For example, if your biological mother sees you sleeping until 12 noon every day, she will scold you, "Look at you, whoever marries you will be unlucky." If you retort, "I want you to take care of it," it will not affect you at all. relation. But if your mother-in-law says that to you, as a daughter-in-law, you will definitely feel uncomfortable. If you retort with "Whose son is so unlucky?", it will be a family drama.

But Siwen has his own solution, so I would like to ask you whether the above sentence is accurate.

About divorce

Talk to mom about dad’s troubles

Talk to dad about mom’s issues

Siwen is a single-parent family As a grown-up child, she can also "enjoy the joy" of her parents' divorce. When she was a child, she often used this matter to suppress her classmates. If anyone bullied her, they would just say "My parents are divorced" and they would definitely get "I'm sorry" from their friends.

Siwen also accurately grasped the mentality of divorced couples who are peaceful on the surface and who wants to live a better life in the Mainland, and changed the lyrics of "Go Home Often" to describe the divorced couple: "Talk to mom about dad's troubles, and talk to dad about mom's affairs."

In fact, for children, parents' divorce may not be the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that many parents want to The child refuses to divorce during the exam, and even says to the child: "The reason why the parents did not divorce is because of you." This situation is also very common in Chinese families.

Finally, Siwen cueed Cheng Lu again, with a funny ending: "I have already thought about whether I will tell Cheng Lu when I get divorced. I don't know, but I will definitely tell my children!"

About hard work

I officially announce today that I am abdicating.

I am not the talk show queen. Please call me the talk show queen from now on.

Known as the first talk show queen, the talk show queen is already under a lot of pressure. She also has to face pressure from all aspects and the influx of newcomers. Siwen's answers are also very domineering.

About loneliness

Grandma, I want to make you a star

When Siwen’s mother was doing business in Shenzhen, she often sent some fashionable things to her grandma’s house in Sichuan. . One time I sent coffee, but no one drank it until it was about to expire. Grandma couldn't bear to throw it away, so she drank coffee with fried dough sticks for more than a month. My mother thought she liked it and planned to buy more. My grandma was frightened and said: I have been suffering all my life, and I am not as bitter as coffee. Later, when grandma arrived in the city, she saw Starbucks and was about to leave.

It’s about loneliness, but you were laughing throughout the whole process. You thought it was funny that Siwen imitated grandma’s hometown dialect, and it was funny that grandma was reluctant to throw away the coffee. It was cute that grandma was bustling around every day, but after laughing, You can't help but cry. You feel that the grandma who has suffered all her life but is happy every day is the same old person in your family.

Even when Siwen talked about his parents’ divorce, he was happy. Only when he talked about the death of his grandma and the loneliness his family felt, he cried after the brutal open mic. After officially taking the stage, he felt a little dizzy at the end. tears.

She said that her grandma was the first generation of talk show performers, and she inherited her "funny" gene. Therefore, even though her grandma has passed away, she still wants to help her become a star.

It is difficult for a talk show performer to be able to talk about her own pain. She digested the deepest pain herself and then packaged it into a talk show to amuse everyone. And being able to talk about the pain itself represents Seeing that you have come out, this may be the charm of talk shows. Underneath the smile, it is actually the pain and embarrassment of life.

Finally, I would like to talk about my husband Cheng Lu, who has been ridiculed for "eating soft food". As a couple, Siwen's success is also inseparable from the generosity and help of her husband Cheng Lu. As the chief screenwriter of "Tucao Conference", Cheng Lu is actually very good, but her stage presentation skills are poor, so now she has become " Siwen Husband”. He also often makes fun of himself, and her views on women are still very positive.

I really hope that I have such a humorous female friend who can turn even boring life into funny jokes ~ I hope everyone will feel better after reading it ~