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Why did Xu Sanduo's father go to jail when soldiers attacked him?
It should be because they are fellow villagers...^-^Children who grew up alone - Chengcai has been discussed a lot about the meaning of "Soldier Assault". Different people see "Soldier Assault" differently. In my eyes, "Soldier Assault" is a story about growing up, a story about the growth of two - not one - children. Although they both grew up, the paths of Xu Sanduo and Chengcai were very different. Sometimes they walked together, sometimes they diverge, but in the end they ended up reaching the same destination. Compared with the attention and support Xu Sanduo received along the way, he became so lonely. He was a child who grew up alone. 1. Qidian Cheng is the only son of the village chief. This starting point in life has a huge impact on success. It is not easy for people who do not understand the countryside to understand the status of the village chief in a village, especially in a small and isolated mountain village like Xiarongshu. All affairs in the village, big and small, are inseparable from the village chief. For example, he needs to focus on infrastructure construction and organize everyone to build roads and water conservancy projects; he needs to focus on finance, understand and approve various income and expenditures of the village; he needs to focus on publicity and painting slogans , post notices, report to superiors, and convey information to villagers; to ensure public security, let alone public security cases, he is often asked to mediate even when two villagers quarrel; he even has to get involved in real estate, approve homesteads, and even handle development projects District...Although there are other village committees, the main role is still played by the village chief. It can be said that the work of the village chief is the concrete manifestation of government functions in rural areas. The position of the village chief in the village is so important, so of course not just anyone can be the leader. In order to become a village chief and be stable, there are several conditions: First, he must have a certain influence in the village, either his family has a dominant position in the village, or he must be able to win over people and have a group of supporters in the village. Secondly, under the tide of market economy, he must also be good at production and management, at least he cannot lag behind others. Finally, and most importantly, you must be both capable and courageous. He not only had to make serious work reports to his superiors, but also had to smoke, drink and tell jokes with the leaders who went to the countryside; when he wanted to deal with uncles, aunts and uncles in the village, he could be as kind and cheerful as the spring breeze, but he could also be so downcast that he could roar like a thunderbolt. . In short, the village chief must be the best person in the village. Chengcai’s father is such a character. As soon as Village Chief Cheng appears, it can be seen that he has been firmly in the position of village chief for many years. Look at his official airs and official accents, how full of flair: he accompanied Shi Jin to dinner and home visits at Xu San's house. Shi Jin just sat on a bench, but what the village chief sat on was actually - Tai, Shi, and chair! Shi Jin really respects the elders, and Cheng Village Chief really does his part. He yelled at Xu Sanduo: "If you chop down a tree, you will go to jail! Ah!?" "If you don't go, you will go to jail! Ah!?" "If you cry, you will go to jail! Ah!!!" Those three "Ah", it can be said that he has twenty years of skill at least. His energy is strong in his Dantian, resounding in the clouds, and powerful in the mountains and rivers. It circled the beams for three days without stopping... It was like a Buddhist lion's roar, which shook Xu Sanduo's soul and frightened Xu Sanduo. Yeah, I ran in the wrong direction in my haste; I was laughing so hard, I, I, shit - I fell down laughing and had to find something to lean on. How far-sighted Village Chief Cheng is: he wants Cheng Cai to serve as a soldier for a few years and come back to take over his duties. He has thought of his son's future and his own successor. Unexpectedly, the passionate young man later fell in love with the fiery military camp and vowed never to return to the banyan tree again. How shrewd Village Chief Cheng is: Why did he interfere with the conversation between Shi Jin and Xu Sanduo? In order to ensure his son's place in the army. But his intention was too obvious, and it was so obvious that Shi Jin was disgusted. So we had to say in our hearts: He is really a "stupid spirit". With a father like this, he will naturally have the success we see. As an only child, he is selfish and does not care much about others. He values ??himself most. This is a common problem of only children that we are familiar with, so there is no need to say more.
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