What are the jokes about oil prices?

The joke about oil price is as follows:

1, oil prices rose by four wheels. Change two wheels. Low carbon and environmental protection.

2. The oil price is rising too fast and too expensive. Just finished filling up, I dare not drive, I can't afford to drive.

3, anyway, the car won't start, the oil price will go up with you, and then I will lose money.

Now it's 4,55, and a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself and suddenly feel that electricity smells good.

Although the oil price rises again and again, it has never delayed my domineering words. Fill it up! I regretted it in an instant.

I started to travel by bus today for one reason. The oil price is too expensive, so it hurts to refuel.

7. With a tank of oil, you can buy a bicycle, and with five tanks of oil, you can buy an electric car. With the soaring oil price, the car can't afford to drive.