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Zuiba's composition is 400 words

No matter in study, work or life, everyone has tried to write a composition, which is a narrative way that people express the relevant knowledge, experience and thoughts stored in memory in written form. Do you know how to write a good composition? The following are eight 400-word compositions written by alcoholic dad that I collected for your reference only. Let's have a look.

My father likes drinking very much. After drinking, he talks upside down, walks stagger, and sometimes says something hurtful, which makes his family very sad, so I hate alcoholic dad very much.

Once my father drank a lot of wine and was sent downstairs by a friend. He insisted on going upstairs by himself. He walks like a baby who has just learned to walk. What makes people laugh and cry is that as soon as he arrived at his neighbor's door, he began to look for the key in his bag and finally opened the door with the key. He couldn't get into the hole by inserting it left and right, and fell to the ground in a rage. He picked it up awkwardly and opened it again, but it couldn't be opened. He shouted angrily at the gate: "I am so angry that even this door is fighting with me!" " "Oh my god, this is not my father, this is a crazy polar bear!

Another time, my father came back late and I was already asleep. My father, who had drunk, forced me to wake up from my sleep and taught me incoherently in Mandarin. I was going crazy at that time-I really wanted to say, dad, stop it and go to rest! I really don't understand what you said. I have to get up early to go to school tomorrow!

In fact, when dad doesn't drink, he will chat and play with me, tell jokes to make me happy and accompany me to read books. ...

Dad, I really hope you never drink again!

The composition of "Drunk Dad" is 400 words and 8 articles. Dad has many hobbies: drinking, making friends, smoking and so on. Especially fond of drinking. Speaking of his drinking, my mother and I both have headaches. Every time I drink until one or two in the morning, before I get drunk, my mother says, "Drink less tomorrow." Dad immediately replied, "OK." The next day, I ignored my mother's words and went out to socialize again.

You see, dad came back drunk and walked unsteadily, as if he would fall down as soon as the wind blew. My mother and I saw it and immediately ran out to help him back to the house. Father burped "the earth fell apart" and the room immediately smelled of alcohol. My mother and I struggled to help my father into the bedroom and let him lie down and sleep. While we were watching TV, we saw the best part. There was a "wow" from the bedroom. My mother and I rushed in after hearing the sound, but we saw my father lying on the ground and vomiting all the time. Dirt is everywhere on the ground and on the body, and the whole house stinks. My mom and I covered our noses and dragged my dad to the toilet to wash the vomit on his clothes. As a result, the water was magnified and rushed to his face. He woke up with a start and said, "What stinks?" My mother and I both laughed and cried.

Drinking is dad's hobby, and he even forgets everything. A family of three went to an uncle's house, and he was drunk again. Finally, they said they were going to have tea, but their mother had no choice but to send them. But after a while, my father came back and my mother asked, "How did you come back?" He looked puzzled and said, "I don't know?" I didn't know that I had come back by taxi until I saw WeChat payment the next morning.

This is my dad. He not only loves drinking, but also is very funny.

My father loves to drink, and he can't wait to drink three meals a day, but my mother doesn't agree.

Dad looks forward to his mother coming to see him every day, because then he can get drunk.

The opportunity finally came, and my mother went to visit the menstrual family. Dad's face lit up with joy. After his mother went out, he couldn't wait to take out a whole bottle of wine and a glass from the wine cabinet, pour the wine and hum a tune. I was so excited that the wine spilled from the cup and onto the table. I saw my father leaned over and only heard a swish, and all the wine on the table was sucked away by my father. He squinted and said, "Oh, it smells good!" When mom came home, she saw the empty bottle, so she nagged. ...

The next morning, there was a football match on TV, and China won. So, Dad happily picked up his glass and said, "China won, which is worth celebrating. Let's have a drink! " Mom gave Dad a white look and shook her head.

After lunch, there was another basketball game on TV, but the Bayi team lost. Dad sighed, poured the wine, and chattered in his mouth, "Oh, it's so boring and annoying. Let's have a drink and drown our sorrows ... "

In the evening, dad turned on the TV and took the remote control. There was not a game from beginning to end. Mom said happily, "There is no ball game, right?" "Really, why is there no ball game?" Dad hesitated, raised his glass and said, "Have a drink to relieve boredom!" " "

Alas, this is my alcoholic dad, and there is nothing I can do about him.

Alcoholic dad composition 400 words 8 articles 4 I have an alcoholic dad. His body is round, his face is rectangular, his eyes are small, but his mouth and ears are big.

My alcoholic father loves drinking very much. Once my father and I were hungry, but there was nothing to eat at home. Dad took me to our favorite restaurant, Minxing Restaurant.

After going in, my father ordered some dishes and we began to eat. At this time, I thought to myself: Dad always likes to drink when he goes out. He is too hungry this time, so he shouldn't drink. However, before I came to my senses, my father got up and really took a bottle of white wine from the counter and drank it. We can't drive back now, so we have to take a taxi. My dad! What a toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot.

Get off at the door. I have to help him go home. When I entered the room, my father fell asleep in bed at once. I think my father was immersed in his dream at once. Mom will come at this time. I said to my mother, "do you think dad is incompetent?" I know how to drink all day, and I can do nothing but drink. " But my mother said, "No, that's because your father talks with clients. Drinking like this today must be because there is no business. " Hey! I see! Looks like dad worked hard, too.

I love my father. My father has done too much for this family. I must honor my father in the future.

My father is a glutton. The nickname drunkard was given to him by my manager's mother. Since my father learned that his blood lipid was high last year, the manager gave him an ultimatum-no drinking! If dad is caught drinking, there will be a storm. So dad can only have a few drinks secretly when he is not at home. In dad's words, this is called addiction.

On Sunday night, although I cooked a table full of rich dishes, including braised pork, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fried shredded pork and egg drop soup ... it really made my mouth water in thousands of feet. Dad had such rich dishes that he immediately thought of his treasure-wine. He took out his long-cherished treasure from the cupboard, wiped the bottle with a towel over and over again, then gently opened the bottle cap, took a few deep breaths into the poorest mouth, and closed his eyes slightly, as if he had tasted delicious food. Dad, I just want to pour the best things in the world into the cup. Suddenly, a hand snatched the bottle away like lightning. I saw mom staring at dad with a bottle ... just a sip, okay? No? After a loud roar, dad obediently went to work.

Late at night, when I went to the toilet, I only heard the tinkling noise in the kitchen. I thought it was a mouse, so I went to the kitchen quietly, hoping that the mouse could catch me. Hey-why is the light on in the kitchen? It can't be a thief! I looked close to the door, and it turned out that the alcoholic father was stealing wine! I'm leaving. We went in and said, Dad, why are you drinking here? Be quiet. Don't let your mother hear you. Oh, poor dad, I'll keep your secret for once today! I quietly walked out of the kitchen and told my father not to forget to brush his teeth after drinking!

Alcoholic Dad Composition 400 words 8 articles 6 Because Dad loves to drink, my mother calls him "alcoholic husband" and I call him "alcoholic dad".

No, it's evening 10: 00, and he's drunk again. My father is different from most fathers. Most dads sleep in bed, but dad likes to tease my mom and me when he is drunk, or he doesn't sleep. But every time I tease my mother, I get bored. Dad came in and blamed me and mom. Mom asked: Why are you drinking again? Who knows that dad said that men walk the world for nothing without drinking. My mother was angry and replied to my father that a man who rubs his nose will be on his back, which is irritating!

Knowing that his mother was angry, his father quickly said to his mother, "I'm sorry, wife, I was wrong." Can't I stop drinking next time? " Mother listened, with a smile on her face, and said, That's more like it. Go to sleep quickly. Because dad was strange after drinking, he took the clip off his mother's braid and went to bed.

As soon as I saw it, I muttered, "Mom is a baby-face, and when she said it, she changed ..."

How I wish my father would keep his promise and never drink again!

Alcoholic dad composition 400 words 8 articles 7 My dad is a super alcoholic. As long as he goes out to socialize, he gets drunk almost every time.

To make one's debut/debut

In the evening, my mother and I are watching TV with relish. Suddenly, someone knocked at the door. Needless to say, as soon as I heard the rhythm of knocking at the door, I knew my father was drunk again. After a while, the door opened with a bang.

Dad staggered forward a few steps, leaned against the wall, blushed more than an apple, and shouted, "Comrades, I'm back-"We looked at him calmly, only to see that his right hand blew a big kiss: "You missed me-"We didn't respond, and he didn't mind at all. He took off his coat smartly, threw it hard, and the clothes covered my head impartially, and he was drunk at once. He clumsily took off his socks again and threw them affectionately. Socks just fell into mom's arms, and then dad "twisted" like a model catwalk.

Announce a bath

Dad came up to me, winked at me and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret." Then he looked up and said loudly, "I want to take a bath!" " "I thought: Ah, this is a secret! ? After that, dad stumbled into the bathroom.

This is my dearest and favorite person-a father who loves wine like life and always jokes at home.

Drunk dad wrote 400 words, 8 articles and 8 "Come on, let's drink to our friendship!" " Hey, dad is talking in his sleep again, and he is still drinking while sleeping!

My father is tall and handsome, but he has a beer belly. In my words, wine is my father's "good friend", and in my mother's words, my father is a heavy drinker. Wherever he eats and drinks tea, he will have a few drinks.

No, it's almost time for dinner. Dad is ready to go. This time, my father took me to the hotel. When I entered the box, a smell of white wine came to my nose. Wow, it stinks! But my father's reaction was just the opposite: I walked to the table and my eyes suddenly lit up. It turned out that he found the "alcoholic liquor" on the table. Without saying anything, he poured a full cup and drank one cup after another with his "drinking buddy" Uncle Zheng and several uncles. I was dumbfounded. It turns out that dad can drink so well!

After eating a meal for nearly 2 hours, the table jingled "Bang, Bang …" From time to time, several bottles of white wine were opened, and everyone's mouth gave off a series of "burping, burping …" sounds. I think they are all flushed, talking like quarrels, getting louder and louder, and then they all laugh. How can they be so happy? I think they have finished drinking, but they have no intention of stopping at all. Just then, dad's cell phone rang. Oh, it's mom. Haha, dad, you can't drink!

The advertisement says well: "A drinker never gets drunk after a thousand cups." Ha, Dad has evolved, from "alcoholic" to "Brewmaster"!