A joke to persuade people not to get angry.

1. I once quarreled with my boyfriend and cried on the phone. My best friend came to comfort me. Suddenly, he stared at my eyes. A sentence pops up: "What brand of mascara do you use? You didn't cry like this. " I was so angry that I threw away my cell phone and stopped crying.

2. A boy has had a crush on a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy secretly handed the girl a small note that read, "In fact, I have been paying attention to you for a long time." After a while, the girl sent another note, and the boy opened it anxiously. "Please don't tell the teacher, I promise I'll never eat melon seeds again." . . . . . The boy looks stupid.

Yesterday, I scolded my son for one thing, saying that your mother is a pig and you are a pig. But my son said to me: Dad, why are you so bad? You married a pig and gave birth to a pig! You said you were Xiong Haizi. I thought you were looking for a fight.

4. If the video was a little stuck, I contacted customer service.

Customer Service: Are you a member?

Me: Yes.

Customer service: Yes, the membership card.

I felt a little uncomfortable during the meeting. The leader asked me if I could.

I sighed and said, can't I go to work?

Leader: Do you support me when I don't go to work?

6. Why do women who work in an office with a salary of 3,000 look down on five or six thousand or even more operators on the construction site or workshop? . .

A: I have three points of face value and five points of makeup. Looking at my seven-point beautiful self, I feel that only ten men deserve me.