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Elegant things should be mixed with three points of vulgarity, and common things should be added with seven points of elegance. (superior)

Chinese people have seven common things and seven elegant things.

Calligraphy, painting, music, chess, poetry, and wine were all inseparable back then; now seven things have changed, including firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and tea.

I didn’t write this song, it was stolen. However, from this poem, we can see the elegance and vulgarity, and we can see the decadence, alas! What a pity! This is a view; getting back to nature! This is another perspective.

Judging from the poet's situation, whether he was high-spirited or high-spirited, his official positions such as Jianghuai Salt Transport Envoy, Chief Envoy, etc. and his political achievements were quite acceptable. Judging from the fact that he lived in poverty after he was dismissed from office due to his involvement in other affairs, the most sinister conclusion is that he is just trying to gain fame, and a good reputation is greater than a good fortune. But I think this is - picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, leisurely seeing the Nanshan Mountain. See through it and understand it.

? There is also a joke in this poem by Tao Yuanming. Some people say that Tao Yuanming was picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence. When he looked up, he saw Zhongnan Mountain. After hearing this, I couldn't take a sip of wine and couldn't spit it out. I didn't choke to death! Jiangxi is almost a thousand miles away from Xi'an. This is the rhythm of Mr. Tao Yuanming's practice to achieve clairvoyance!

Let’s not talk about this anymore, let’s get down to business and talk about wine in elegant affairs.

Wine is Sanyou. Unity is the chicken in the Chinese zodiac, and wine is the three chickens? not good! not good! Youyou has the same pronunciation as Youyou, so use this Youyou.

There are three friends who benefit and lose: friends who are straightforward, friends who are forgiving, and friends who are knowledgeable; friends who are friendly, friendly and gentle, and friends who are sycophantic.

Which three friends should I drink with? I have to bring all three of my friends with me. Youzhi, you drink too much, but you can speak frankly. I have something to say, but I don’t know whether I should say it or not. The person who said this looked like he hadn't finished drinking yet. Forgive me, my friend, if you drink too much, your words will inevitably come out harshly. Forgive me! If you say Youliang is Chen Youliang, it’s another joke. At that time, Confucius didn’t know who Chen Youliang and Zhu Chongba were! Ha ha! You know a lot about this, so I have nothing to say, where did Xiao Ni come from! If you don’t know much about it, how can you talk about it? Besides, the person who leisurely meets Nanshan and calls it Zhongnanshan will laugh. If you don’t laugh, then you can only serve Mr. Stephen Chow’s shit; otherwise, there is no way to use the deleted pages of Jin Pingmei. . Whether it is the hardships of life or the dye vat of society, wine can help and wash it away. Friendly and gentle, whether you mean being kind and weak, drinking can boost your yang energy and make you angry; or you are good at flattery, so you can be a companion, it’s all good! Friends are sycophants, sophistry and nonsense, and they are messy, which is quite good. The more you drink, the warmer you get. Warm has the same pronunciation. I have never heard of someone writing a doctoral thesis after drinking. It's so messy that I can't even hold my tongue straight. I can't speak frankly.

If Wang Xizhi didn’t drink, how could he get the “Preface to Orchid Pavilion”? If Zhang Xu didn’t drink, how could he write with his head and go crazy? If Li Bai didn’t drink, how could he get his hundreds of poems... Wine can make people happy Lower your mind and show your true temperament. Get rid of the fireworks of the world, only then can God Brahma come to write!

Not long after I started working, I had dinner with a calligrapher and drank three rounds. The old man was in a good mood and said to me - kid, you are not old, but you can still chat with me and accompany me. Eat, eat, not bad! Let me send you a few words. I took out the pen, ink, and inkstone from my bag and asked me for paper. Where can I find rice paper? I told the old man that there is no paper. no! The old man got excited, asked the waiter for a plate, and wrote four words on the plate - wealth is overwhelming. After you finish writing, ask me, do you know why the word "富" is missing one stroke? I don’t know, I’m not a big calligrapher. This is called wealth without head! All right! Wealth has no head, but it must have legs. Otherwise, how can you force me step by step? Haha, the old man was so happy that he drank too much that day.

When I got home and showed the plate to my mother, she said - the handwriting is so good! Just touch it. As soon as I touched it, I saw a flower of wealth, haha!