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Excellent composition about jokes caused by typos
In daily study, work and life, everyone is familiar with composition. With the help of composition, people can achieve the purpose of cultural exchange. What kind of composition can be called an excellent composition? The following is a collection of excellent compositions about typos and jokes that I have compiled. It is for reference only. You are welcome to read it. Excellent composition of jokes caused by typos 1
Chinese characters are unique to China and are indispensable for use in life. Without Chinese characters, it would be difficult for people to communicate, but some people don't use it well, and instead make a lot of jokes with it.
One day, I was outside, and suddenly I had to pee urgently and wanted to go to the toilet. I saw some people coming in and out. I thought, that must be the toilet, but when I took a look, I felt something was wrong. , I saw "Public Rules" written on the wall. I thought it was a joke caused by typos. No matter, let's go to the toilet and talk about it later. After using the toilet, there was an administrator next to me. I said to the administrator: "Is the word 'public toilet' written wrong?" The administrator took a look and finally realized that the word "toilet" in this public toilet was wrongly written. Then the administrator took down the sign and took a new one. , I got it right this time.
Another time, I went out for a trip and wrote a letter to my mother. The letter read like this: "Mom, I live at Huang Dalang's house, and she bites me awake every day. Today I went for a walk and saw a pile of cow dung, and I ate a ton of it." My mother couldn't laugh or cry when she saw this letter. In fact, the correct writing is this: "Mom, I live at Huang Dalang's house. She shakes me awake every day. Today I went for a walk and saw a bunch of snacks, and I ate a big meal."
China’s Chinese character culture should not be exposed and laughed at. Therefore, we must learn Chinese well and not let typos cause jokes again. Excellent composition on jokes caused by typos 2
There is a middle school student who always likes to write typos. During the summer vacation, he went to the countryside to experience life and lived with the landlord's aunt, who cared about him very much. One day he wrote a letter to his parents: "Mom and Dad, I am now living in the house of the landlord, Big Wolf. I live with Big Big Wolf. She bites me awake every morning..." His parents were shocked after reading his letter. They lost their composure and hurriedly shouted: "Save my son, he is with wolves every day..."
The couple's shouts alerted the neighbors, who gathered around and talked all over them. They asked about the situation, scrambled to read the letter, and after reading the letter, gave them some advice. Some said, "Why don't you go fight the big bad wolf where your son lives?" Some said, "Call the police and let the police help you rescue your son." Others said, "Go and invite us." The old hunter in town, I heard he is the best at catching wolves..." Finally, the couple called the police.
The police read the letter written by the child and acted immediately, taking the couple to the place where the child lived.
Finally, when they arrived, what they saw was not the critical situation they imagined, but a good scene of people living and working in peace and contentment. After asking many people and struggling all afternoon, they finally found their son.
When the police saw that nearly twenty-four hours had been wasted, they almost detained the couple for "reporting a false case." After the police left, the middle school student's father gave him a harsh speech.
Hey, we can’t imitate this middle school student, we must be more careful!
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