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You need to be full of energy when you are young. My sister-in-law is a car model and the KX3 is coming.
It’s good to be young! Two days ago, my sister-in-law was clamoring to go out and play, so she took her to Dishui Lake. I rested at home for a day, and just after I calmed down, my sister-in-law pestered me to go out to play again, saying that I didn’t have enough fun in the previous two days. At that time, she listened to me and went home. To be fair, I had to listen to her this time. If I couldn’t resist her, I just Just find a piece of land and go for a drive. By the way, let her be my car model and show off the car, hahaha.
It’s not too hot at this time. My sister-in-law came out wearing the floral skirt she was thinking about, and she kept saying it was hot. Even though I was wearing short T-shirts and long pants, I didn’t sweat at all
Looking at her jumping around, it would be weird if she wasn’t hot. I’d better take pictures of her calmly, but taking pictures is also a physical job. I followed her around and looked for angles. My sister-in-law said that I am so young. There is no vitality at all, I am pretending to be deep, you are young, I am almost old, I just need to have a child to live in my old age. My sister-in-law laughed loudly after hearing this, do you want me to hint to my sister? No, no, no, I didn’t say anything, you don’t know anything. Let me change the subject and let’s take pictures. We are all young, let’s move!
Driving into a square, the sun was getting hotter, but luckily there was wind
After taking so many photos of my sister-in-law, I also wanted to take some of my Ao Pao! The focus this time is on it.
Aobao classmate took a photo alone,
The small details of the logo,
My sister-in-law is 166cm tall and weighs about 90 kilograms. She still pays attention to it all day long. I am clamoring to lose weight, but fellow cyclists have asked me if I am still quite thin. If I lose weight any more, I will become malnourished. My wife and I raise her like our child, and she is also very dependent on my wife. Doesn’t she have to go to school recently? Otherwise she is asking me to take her out to play, or she works as a nurse’s assistant with my wife. I am also afraid that she will cause trouble to my wife, so I try to find a place to take her for a walk. Of course She couldn't do it at work, so she was allowed to stay at home and watch TV dramas. But people who watched TV dramas were also stupid. Someone asked, doesn't your sister-in-law take online classes? Yes, she has to listen to it. She checks in every day and puts it aside. I tell her to do a good job in class! Instead, she said that she wanted to listen. You go and listen. I couldn't understand it, so I just let her go. However, she also expressed her understanding. She was tired of looking at the computer or mobile phone every day. College students should start school soon! Two days ago, she also shared a video with me. It was also a college student who had not started school, and there was a little friend next to him. The general meaning is that college students now are like kindergartens, and school starts last. Unfortunately, college students still have to do it at home. It’s okay to get scolded. As for my little friend, it’s a real vacation. Just play. Is my sister-in-law hinting that she did something? Not only does she cook, but I often take her to restaurants. That lazy pig doesn’t want to do anything. After a few years, let’s see who dares to want her. But after all, she was bored staying at home. Although she liked to gossip, she still did a good job.
Every time she wanted to drive me, I just refused. Although she drove her out for fun several times, I felt uneasy every time she went out. When we go out, I take her with me.
Take some cool photos of her driving! But I don’t think she looks like the kind of cool girl who wears black T-shirts, black pants, sunglasses, and drives a motorcycle. That’s cool. She is a little bit fresh, and she occasionally dresses up. She’s so cute. She always asks me to take cool photos of her. I can’t do that. If there is one cool photo out of 100, I will definitely send it out. Just like the one at the end of the previous post.
Her face just looks a bit fleshy, but overall she looks really thin.
She always likes to slip on her shoes, but fellow riders, don’t worry, it doesn’t taste good, otherwise I They were all smoked to death by her on the way to take photos.
I often take photos of my sister-in-law and Aopao. The ghost girl is now very good at modeling.
This place has a nice background. Let’s take a few photos here. Is there anything like the kind of location where Internet celebrities shoot jokes?
Because I said that you are actually quite thin, but your cheeks are a bit big, so she started to drag her cheeks to take pictures, saying that covering her face like this would make her face look smaller. I can’t say that, all little girls are like this. Are you worried about my appearance? My sister-in-law used a very popular saying to criticize me. If you compliment me on my good looks, I will say that the photo is from p. But if you say that I am from p, I will be angry. I just want you to say that I have big cheeks now. Same. Humph, after listening to what she said, I knew that girls can hold grudges. I know this when I coax my wife. The desire to survive made me immediately pick up the words and praise her lavishly. I won’t tell all the fellow riders why I praised her. I still feel a little pain in my conscience.
Finally, let’s take a look back at the various scenes we visited today. I had so much fun this time, I told my sister-in-law that I could rest for a few days! My sister-in-law promised me superficially, why do I say superficially? Seeing how eager she is to have fun, I won’t be able to sleep on the weekends until school starts. If I continue to play, I will have to exercise every morning to feel energetic!
Okay, that’s it for the update. See you next time.
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