China's mother-in-law has arrived to see how the British son-in-law can get it.

She is China's mother-in-law, fast and domineering, keen on growing vegetables, twice as fragrant as pig intestines; He is an English son-in-law, a humorous gentleman, who likes lawns and flowers and is afraid of eating internal organs. What interesting story will happen when two people live under the same roof?

-Small marriage and family

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As soon as the mother-in-law arrived, the British son-in-law was afraid.

There are 3.945 million fans in A Auto Fast and 2 19. 10000 fans in Tik Tok. "Australian Yang Jie" is a big girl in Beijing. She worked as a literary and art soldier, sang Beijing opera and made TV series. In 2006, at the age of 29, she went to New Zealand to study, met and fell in love with Peter, a British double master who was 13 years older than her. When mother Yang heard that her daughter was in love with a foreigner, she said categorically, "No, absolutely not!" " Unfortunately, the sky is high and the emperor is far away. She wants to beat Yuanyang across the Pacific Ocean.

20 10 Sister Yang took her husband Pete back to Beijing from New Zealand to visit relatives. Yang's mother can't bear to look at Peter's gray hair and deep eyes. She earnestly advised her daughter: "We are not suitable for marrying foreigners, so blow out the lights as soon as possible!" When we broke up, Sister Yang was too busy wolfing down her mother's cooking to say anything.

Mother Yang treated Pete with delicious food because of saving face. Peter felt that China's mother-in-law was vaguely alienated from her enthusiasm, and said to Yang Jie aggrieved, "Your mother doesn't seem to like me." Sister Yang said with a smile: "You behave well, and the enthusiasm of China's mother-in-law will make you irresistible!"

20 13 one day, sister yang, who has settled in Sydney, called her mother and said, "mom, I feel so tired recently." Yang's mother's heart suddenly pulled up and immediately flew to Sydney with her wife.

Peter panicked when his mother-in-law suddenly arrived. The British son-in-law flattered himself carefully, which made Yang's mother laugh heartily. In recent years, Pete gave up his high-paying job in New Zealand for his daughter and went to a foreign country to work hard, which made her have a little affection for her son-in-law. Intensive work and study made Yang Jie's immunity decline, and her platelets were as low as 105. Mother Yang had to stay and take care of her daughter.

Mother-in-law doesn't like foreign son-in-law, who is worried about her mother-in-law, but for Sister Yang, they live under the same roof awkwardly. One morning, Mother Yang heated two liters of milk, and then began to cook breakfast. In order to increase nutrition for her daughter, she is busy steaming egg custard and making fried dumplings. The milk was hot. She turned and saw Peter coming out of the bedroom, handed a pot of milk to her son-in-law, pointed to the dining table and said, "Bring it here, one pot for each person." Peter doesn't know Chinese. When he picked up the milk can, his face was covered with circles. But the old lady in Beijing can't speak English either, so she has to gesticulate with her hands and say, "Eat, yes, work with milk!" " "Say that finish, he laughed out of tears for the first time. When Peter hesitated to go to the restaurant, he looked back at his mother-in-law and she gave him an encouraging smile.

Later, the family sat at the table to eat. Mother-in-law asked him, "Where's the milk?" Sister Yang also asked, "Where is the milk?" Peter said angrily to Sister Yang, "I drank it all. Why does your mother make me drink so much milk? I am going to die! " "Yang's mother looked at the foreign son-in-law in surprise, and the two girls laughed together. Yang's father couldn't help laughing. Pete smiled "hehe" and then gave a milk-flavored burp. China's mother-in-law suddenly found the English son-in-law quite cute.

In order to take care of his sister Yang, Yang's mother stayed in Sydney and Yang's father went back to Beijing alone.

Time flies to 20 18, and mother Yang has lived in Sydney for five years. Under her careful care, Sister Yang gave birth to her daughter Ella and her son Eric. They are beautiful and smart.

Ella has been ill since she was born, and her family dotes on her in every way. Five-year-old Ella is very headstrong, and adults don't agree to shout. One build what did not build at dinner, which made Yang's mother have a headache. Mother Yang took out the original method of educating her daughter and said, "Ella, if you don't eat well, grandma will hit you!" " "Say that finish, she raised her hand to frighten ella. Unexpectedly, ella was not scared, but Pete was anxious and taught her mother-in-law a lesson. Now I hurt my mother-in-law's self-esteem and cried with anger.

Mother Yang said to her daughter, "What, I was rejected before I got close to Ella?" Sister Yang quickly explained, "Mom, Pete didn't abandon you. He is telling you that it is illegal to hit children. " "Is there any way, you and your brother which didn't get beaten when I was a child? I didn't see the police arrest me! " Sister Yang suddenly cried and laughed: "Mom, if a neighbor in Australia calls the police to beat the child, the police will take away the custody of Ella, and we will never see her again!" ""ah! What kind of law is this? Can't you control your children? "

Knowing that his mother-in-law had misunderstood him, Peter hurried over to apologize, pretended to be cute, held the old lady in his arms and kissed her. "Oh, how can a son-in-law kiss his mother-in-law?" Yang's mother got up and ran away. Pete saw her mother-in-law run away and ran after her. The old lady laughed and cursed with fear. Sister Yang was so happy that tears came out: "Mom, don't be afraid. Pete kissed you as a sign of respect! " ""I don't want his respect, you are quick to make him stop! "

Through this incident, mother Yang personally felt the differences between Chinese and western cultures. She could see that Pete respected her living habits. She began to ask her daughter for some western customs and habits, slowly changed herself, and tried to make her daughter's transnational marriage stronger.

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No one can stop the old lady China's enthusiasm for growing vegetables.

Mother Yang is actually very lonely in Sydney. She has no friends except taking care of her daughter's home. She can't go out alone because of the language barrier. She cares about her wife in Beijing and misses her brothers, sisters and little granddaughter. How can I find some happiness for my mother? Sister Yang is a little sad.

Sydney is a beautiful and romantic city. There are gardens, lawns and swimming pools in front of and behind each house, which are quiet and elegant. Peter is the director of a company. He is very busy at work, but as long as he has free time, he will take good care of his garden.

But this kind of leisure, mother Yang Can does not appreciate. China people love the land in their bones. It's a waste to watch the English son-in-law grow grass and flowers in the big yard. In Beijing, where land is precious, her little land has developed her into a small vegetable garden, and growing vegetables is a hundred times better than growing flowers and plants? What's more, vegetables in Australia are particularly expensive. Chinese cabbage costs 6.5 Australian dollars a catty, which is 28.6 yuan. When visiting the supermarket in Sydney for the first time, the old lady was shocked to see the price of vegetables, and felt that this kind of life was simply impossible.

Every day, watching her son-in-law squander everything, mother Yang couldn't help it. She whispered to her daughter, "Why don't you grow vegetables in such a big garden?" Yang Jie knew that her mother wanted to carry forward the tradition of growing vegetables in Sydney, and quickly said, "Mom, Pete is English and has a strong sense of life ceremony. You mustn't think about his garden! " Yang's mother curled her lips. Isn't growing vegetables green? It's blossoming, too. Why not look good?

After many "investigations", the old lady found a small piece of "pure land" in the corner next to the backyard swimming pool, on which only a few Chinese rose flowers were planted, and Pete hardly noticed this place. She was secretly happy. When she went to the supermarket to buy food, she quietly bought seeds and fertilizers such as cabbage and oily wheat vegetables. While the daughter and son-in-law are not paying attention, they secretly pull up the rose, turn over the soil and fertilize it, and sow the seeds. This small piece of land has become her paradise and spiritual sustenance. She did nothing but water and weed and watch the seeds sprout.

When Peter found his mother-in-law's green vegetables thriving in her garden, he paced back and forth with his hands behind his back. Yang's mother happily picked a handful of vegetables and handed it to him, saying, "Peter, I'll fry rapeseed and tofu for you tonight." Delicious! " "Peter reluctantly took the vegetables, made faces at his mother-in-law, and shrugged helplessly at his wife.

Yang Jie was amused by her husband's expression of dare to be angry and dare not speak. She took a video with her mobile phone and quickly uploaded it to her autopilot. I didn't expect this video to get over 10,000 hits soon. Netizens have left messages: "My mother-in-law in China is really domineering!" Yang Jie was also asked to send more videos of China's mother-in-law and British son-in-law, which everyone especially liked to watch. Seeing the netizen's message, the old lady smiled proudly: "Look, who doesn't like growing vegetables!" " "

With the support of netizens, Ms. Yang began to "have nothing to fear" and nibbled at her son-in-law's garden. Not only quickly occupied all the sites in the backyard, but also planted onions, ginger, garlic, sweet potatoes and potatoes in the front yard ... My mother-in-law's garden is so rich that only you can't think of it, and you can't grow it without her!

Unexpectedly, Yang Jie's Sydney neighbors failed to resist the temptation of her mother-in-law's garden, and then uprooted the flowers and plants at home and planted all the vegetables. Yang's mother looked at the wall. Wow, neighbors' corn, beans and tomatoes are all better than their own! Sister Yang said, "Mom, you are the first to grow vegetables in an Australian garden. You see, you have led all foreign neighbors astray. " The old lady is very proud: "Growing vegetables is economical and green. Why not? "

Peter complained to his wife and tried to get back his beautiful garden. Seeing his sad face, Sister Yang said with a smile, "You are very satisfied, but you can become an online celebrity without your mother-in-law?" Speaking of online celebrities, Peter is finally happy, because the video clip with his mother-in-law has been turned over all over the sky. Nowadays, people often recognize him as soon as they go out, and they also enthusiastically pull him for a group photo.

Gradually, Peter became interested in his mother-in-law's garden, and followed the old lady to ask what this dish was. What's that called? Two people teach each other to speak some simple languages. When Peter was taught by his mother-in-law to say "wormwood stalk", his Beijing accent made people laugh. Ella and Eric also help grandma water the vegetables, and grandma teaches the two children to speak Chinese word by word: "tomatoes, beans, Chinese cabbage …". In the vegetable garden, she completed the Chinese enlightenment for her grandson.

Later, after the COVID-19 epidemic spread in Australia, his mother-in-law's vegetable garden became the life support of Pete's family. He was very proud of being able to eat fresh vegetables without leaving home every day. He gave his mother-in-law a thumbs-up and boasted, "Good, good, very good!" "

When Peter was happy, he leaned forward, and his mother-in-law stopped him with a gesture: "No, no, you can't!" " "She was really afraid that Pete would kiss again when he was excited.

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English son-in-law and pig intestines, have to tell the story.

Mother-in-law cooked a good dish, Zhajiang Noodles, shredded pork with Beijing sauce and spring cakes ... 7 years later, she successfully transformed Pete into China's stomach. Yang Jie's fans prefer to see the British son-in-law holding jiaozi one by one with chopsticks and chewing garlic cloves. While watching the video, everyone madly praised: "An old Beijing was successfully born!"

Peter's colleagues all know that China's mother-in-law cooks well, and they get together to eat from time to time. Yang's mother cooked a big table of Chinese food, which was delicious. When foreigners are fragrant enough to eat a plate, their image will be gone. The old lady whispered to Sister Yang, "Ella and Eric can't be guests in the future. It's so rude. If this is in China, they have to knock their hands with chopsticks one by one! "

Peter doesn't eat animal offal, but Yang Jie likes to eat stewed pork intestines since she was a child. Every time she eats pig intestines, Pete stands far away holding his nose, and his mother-in-law laughs her head off.

Peter's boss's secretary is a girl of 2 1 year old. Once she came to visit Sister Yang's house, wiped her mouth after dinner and said to Peter, "Your wife is talking too loudly, and my ears are going deaf!" Sister Yang quit, and the temper of the Beijing girl was ignited. She asked Peter, "Why did you take a little girl home to eat and drink and hurt me?" No matter how Peter explains Yang Jie, he is not at ease. At night, he went to his mother-in-law's house to complain. Mother-in-law said selflessly, "I don't care about your husband and wife, you can solve it yourself!" " "

But the next day, mother Yang privately scolded her daughter: "Pete is such a good person, what are you doing!" " Sister Yang said angrily, "You spoil him by cooking him good food every day! No, you made me pork intestines today. I want to eat a delicious meal to calm down. "

Peter watched his wife eating stewed pig's large intestine and leaned over carefully and said, "Wife, you are still angry!" " "Sister Yang said," If I'm not angry, I'll punish you for eating pig intestines! "In order to please his wife, Pete picked up a pig's large intestine with chopsticks and smelled it. He turned to ask his mother-in-law, "Is it clean?" Mother-in-law deliberately said solemnly, "You usually don't wash the pig's large intestine, so it's delicious!" Yang Jie smiled "sloped". Peter took a careful bite and swallowed it sadly with his eyes closed. "Well, delicious, delicious! "Finally, he ate a whole pig intestine. Mother-in-law sighed, and Yang Jie announced, "China's stomach has been completely transformed! "

Peter will also cook a western-style dinner for the whole family on weekends, roast steak, roast corn, butter it and eat it with relish. The old lady used a fork to fork up a steak. The bloodshot on it startled her and put it down quickly. She asked her son-in-law, "Is Chinese food delicious or bread and cheese delicious?" Peter said politely, "Everything is delicious." Mother-in-law is not satisfied: "well, don't eat my cooking, eat your bread and cheese!" " "Peter looked at his good-natured mother-in-law and smiled. At the next meal, my mother-in-law will still hand her baby son-in-law the pancake with shredded pork in Beijing sauce first.

Often when her mother-in-law is cooking dinner, naughty Pete runs over and picks up the pot as a guitar, dancing and playing around her mother-in-law. My mother-in-law grabbed a pot cover as a fan and twisted the yangko. ...

In this land of Sydney, the domineering China mother-in-law and the lovely English foreign son-in-law not only defend their own customs and culture, but also try to blend into each other's lives. They face cultural differences in a humorous way and actively seek the most comfortable way to get along.