Classic literary humor jokes

Specimen room: a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot! Clever use of ancient poems can also make people laugh. The following are the classic literary humor jokes I compiled. Let's laugh together!

Classic literary humor joke (1) "Red Cliff (2)"

Don't be serious about other people's wives. What you can get is a hero, and if you can't get it, you may lose your life.

Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf are both awesome.

Remember, children are still the most easily fooled and attacked target customers.

Astro Boy

Don't play fat in the face, because others will slap you after you play.

Slumdog Millionaire

Never get into the good habit of keeping a diary. Maybe a little thing you have experienced will be of great help to you in the future.

Thorn mausoleum

Do not play retro style. Play well, that's fashion; If you don't play well, it's called nervousness.

Mulan

Never play with women disguised as men, especially those with big eyes who look like men.

Classic literary humor jokes (2) the most vulgar in film and television.

1, hearing the bad news, the bowl and teacup in your hand must fall back to the ground and break into pieces.

2. In case of sudden change, rush out when you are sad. It must be a thunderstorm.

3. Breaking in without knocking at the door usually meets two things, hanging and taking a bath.

Generally speaking, there are four ways for a woman to be regarded as a man. The hat was knocked off, fell into the water, touched the chest, changed clothes or was seen taking a shower.

5. Good people hide in the house, but how do bad people search?

6. Generally, the bad guys can't die the first time, but they have to die again, and they have to cut it again before they die.

7, generally let others go, just say:? You go, go far away, and never come back. ?

8. Once I got terminally ill and ran away with my boyfriend (girlfriend) on purpose. The result was another misunderstanding.

9. The last move to stop the enemy is to hold the leg, and the result of holding the leg is generally heroic sacrifice.

10, the villain secretly shot at the protagonist. Someone must have shouted? Be careful, okay? Taking a gun for the protagonist is usually the protagonist's favorite.

1 1. Someone must have given the amulet before the war.

12, one surname is generally the villain leader, and one sister is the imperial concubine, no matter what his surname is.

13, walking on the mountain when you escape is particularly easy to sprain your ankle and fall down, and then you will say: Leave me alone and run. ? Then an affectionate man said, how can I leave you alone?

14, my hair is messy when I'm in a bad mood, and my beard is pulled (in a martial arts movie, the hero who didn't have a beard began to grow a beard and became mature)

15, there are generally two ways to display time flies: (1), how many years after the subtitles are displayed; (2) The protagonist does an action (such as riding a horse, running, swimming) and suddenly grows up while doing it.

16, when you run away, you usually find a place to hide and wait for the pursuers to come out. Hiding places are generally laundry baskets and grass.

17, a stone tablet is usually erected outside the mysterious land? The death of the intruder? As a result, you usually go in and you'll be fine.

Classic literary humor (3) The most powerful thief: stealing the column.

The biggest mouth: swallowing mountains and rivers

The most important sentence: keep your word.

The sharpest needle: pervasive.

Longest leg: reaching the sky in one step.

Shortest season: a day in Sanqiu.

Maximum capacity: all inclusive

Longest day: Every day is like a year.

The most precious words: a good marriage.

The most resources: inexhaustible

The widest field of vision: take in everything in a glance

The highest man: indomitable spirit

The biggest operation: rebirth

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