I want a high-level joke.

1, daughter is five years old. One noon, the whole family was having dinner. It was very hot and the electric fan was turned on. While eating her daughter, she suddenly said, "Mom, I still can't fan the wind." I said to my husband: shake your head, shake your head. I saw my daughter shaking her head there, and then said, mom, I shook my head but I still couldn't fan the wind. ......

2. A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." The next day, the man called again and wanted to speak to Kazutaro. This time, the operator was a little annoyed and said, "I always told you that he died last week." Why are you calling? "The man said," because I just like listening. "

A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed by. "Ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% Americans. It's annoying to see so many Japanese cars surpass their American cars, plus the arrogant language of the Japanese. When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! " The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." "So close to 1500 dollars? ! ""forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......

One day in a history class in a primary school, the teacher asked questions and the students answered them.

The female teacher asked: students,' I'm sorry, I only have one life to give to my motherland.' Who said this sentence first?

After a long time, a Japanese female student replied in unskilled English: nathan hale, 1776.

"Who said' Give me freedom or let me die'?" The teacher asked again.

"1775, Butrick Henry said." The Japanese stood up again to answer.

"Exactly." The teacher said, "Students, Mu Zi who answered the question just now is a Japanese student, and you grew up in the United States, but you can't answer it. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Note: You are American and she is Japanese. "

"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.

"Who? Who said this? " The female teacher flushed with anger.

After a short silence, someone in the corner of the classroom replied, "1945, said by President Truman."

6. Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together.

The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. "

It was he who put an apple on his head.

The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"

I am hum. "

The Japanese put another apple on his head.

The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"I am.

Bond. "

The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.

China people turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot, and their heads were blown off. He proudly said:

"I'm sorry"

7. Looking at the animal world again, it is said that there will be a large number of bats somewhere at this time of year, which is the largest migration of mammals in the world.

At this moment, my father reading a newspaper nearby said: Nonsense, the biggest migration of mammals is obviously the peak of Spring Festival travel rush.

After the Sichuan earthquake, the school held a donation activity, and the principal made a speech before the donation began. At the end of the speech, he said loudly: "May the compatriots in the disaster area rest in peace and the deceased be strong!" So, all the teachers and students in the school looked at him with dirty eyes ... Isn't this a curse for their worse death? ...

9. A chicken bravely jumped off the cliff, and then slapped two short little wings, trying to fly into the sky. It tried again and again, but in the end it failed. Mother eagle, who was standing on a branch not far away, was very worried and said to father eagle nearby, "Dad, do you want to tell him that it is not ours?"

10 A man quarreled with his girlfriend. When he called to apologize, the phone rang for a long time and finally got through to ..............: "I'm sorry."

Male: (extremely excited but pretending to be calm): "You finally know you are wrong" Female: "The line you dialed is busy." Man: "........."