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How much is it before Guanyin Bodhisattva died in 2009?
2009: Guanyin Bodhisattva Lingqian (signature 156) 0 1 firecrackers sounded the sound of resigning the old year, with fruitful results of hard work. Now, eight out of six people are not alone, and the cow gets on the mouse first. 02 tinkering around the edges, making great efforts, spring rain filled the garden with new seedlings, and thousands of hectares of seedlings were exposed. There are four things that don't make a pearl, nine palaces, eight arrays and two hides, auspicious sheep leap in the four seasons, and a long life and a bumper harvest in the year of the pig. Fu Jiayin, the rooster queen, and Marshal Hua Gai, the lake is quiet and birds are singing, and spring blossoms. In the new year, the scenery is good, the poems are full of fragrance, the spring breeze returns to the young crops, and the bright moon shines into the water bay. The tiger went to Wuyue, Xiongfeng Town, and the rabbit was full of vigor and vitality, and the strange man stole a pair. It's useless but most useful to accompany you to see the flowers by the West Lake and the Guaishi Forest in the far pavilion, and you can make money if you don't do anything. Swallow Trilogy, Wanliu. It is not advisable to eat and drink. There is a way to make money in other places, just next to Baoding. Twelve animals can't read, soldiers are full of food, and Guangdong dogs bark at eleven In the snow, both of which are flourishing. 10 On the fifteenth day, I will go to the moon to see Chang 'e, and on the sixteenth day, I will go back to the cave. Once I was in trouble, I went to Pingyang and was bullied by a dog. 1 1 drifted to all corners of the country, and the eight-step success was within reach, but it was hard to meet half-hearted and round. 12 four to four is very clear, the first five fly out of nine, the third is easy to find, and the second six falls to seven, and you win. 13 the dog left the dog and the chicken right won the prize, with three heads and six arms showing their magical powers, and the dragon went up and the dragon took four and one. A person guarding, who can break in? 14 sometimes fate turns. When you are rich, you will be happy. You will be happy when you swing bamboo from side to side. 15 looks expensive all the way, I am willing to buy 358, I look at 7 in 1, 6 13, and my daughter is ambitious. 16 used to be popular all over the world, so there is nothing to say about pink makeup. The grain is abundant in the farmhouse, and food and clothing depend on it. 17 This issue coincides with VIP Day. Liuhe wants to take Yunchong, and 45 gold is the matching number. A yard is bigger than a yard. 18: Nine times out of ten, the small door benefits, the sun is shining, and there are many vicious killings. 19 tried to escape in the first aid and struggled to survive in the front line. The setting sun shines on the earth in April and July, and friends watch the setting sun in February and April. 20 Ssangyong spits seven beads on the sea. The mantissa of this issue is flourishing, the pool is four or six feet deep and the water surface is not calm. 2 1 If you get 3,345, 3,45 will definitely win this issue, and it will be bullish and anticlimactic, and 3,5 will be able to regain its glory. 22 the rabbit is in front of the rabbit and the dragon is in the lottery. When will the old friend of Sany return, the eight characters will open a strange door array and watch this issue for three meals and two nights. There are three increases, decreases and decreases, but when she asked him to thank her monarch, love shone deep in her eyes. Since they separated, her form and voice were unfamiliar to her, and Zhaoyang fell in love with them. The moon in Xianshan Palace is bright and long, the bulls and horses laugh three times, the dragons and phoenixes dance, and everyone sees that the monkey king is on the tree and the sheep are on the ground. Its spectacular instinct is high, praised by nature. It flew forward in three steps and made two steps, and the high official Houlu also gave up. Twenty-six thousand miles of Guanshan pink rouge, the drums and horns of high-rise buildings are even better, the tigers and leopards return to power and prestige, and the red clouds are ten miles away. Fifteen days after the waning moon in a river, there was a dream of wealth on the pillow in Yunxi, 24 and 3, and 25 13 was among them. 28. The mind has a clever password, the eight-way immortals sit down, the Peach Blossom Festival, the Three Kingdoms Banquet, and the friends of pigs and dogs. 29. Be sure to roar treasure and win the third place. Jump at three feet and nine feet, 36 plans to secure the world, and look for it in the clouds of Jiugong Bagua. Thirty, thirty-eight, seventy-five, seventy-five, three transgressions and four great achievements, Nantianmen showed great power, and the Dragon Movement should flourish. 3 1 running around for three meals day and night, 164 10 has its own opinions. I can't stay here and there, I sing all the way. Everything in two places and three shores, one person in five out of twenty-eight, don't miss this rain, others should whisper. 33. 164. 10 Different people have different opinions, so the dog follows the owner's street and the master and servant borrow the tiger's power. With the combination of gods, dead trees grow new branches in spring, pine branches become dragons, and seventeen run aground and eight heels. Four people carry coffins in two lanes, turn two or three and chase after them, especially six rows to two or eight. You might as well choose together. 36 was installed wrong for one night, and the changes were concentrated in four or six rooms, but when I saw four or two rooms behind, the Zen machine was visible and I had an epiphany. It can be seen that the 17 th National Congress will be ahead, and the two men will meet on the battlefield, each with limbs and swords, and the red horse and the dark horse will scream. Take care of the number 33 1, one sentence is at work, don't listen to anything yet, just a few words will be interesting. 39 24 Going out all the way, I have peach blossoms in my life, running around as a tour guide, and going in and out of the Qin Lou Chu Guan. 40. The dragon was injured, martial arts flourished, and the Han Dynasty flourished. After 12 years' multiplication, he didn't want to be fair. 4 1 18 arhat tiger, the front of the chicken and the back of the horse are concentric, eight out of seven, and the number is exquisite. 42 female Xia is full of scenery, 25 roads are rich and 26, 37 articles are 43, and Sanjiang Jiuzhou is famous. If you want to get rid of rats and recruit adulterers, you will have a successful career and be at home in all corners of the country. Yin and Yang want to leave the old year. It takes a lot of effort to get the money, but you can only walk around with long feet. A slave looks bullied and eats coarse grains all the year round. The weak beast gives his heart, and two or four is a double match. Soon they will be short of a number to find out whether they are ugly or not. 46 Four-seven returns to eight, two-one returns, four strives for strength, thirty flies nine unchanged, and one six flows seven. 47. 17 Join hands with three companions, meet at forty, and open at five. Beautiful women sing like clouds, and rich men praise them. A few words are one heart and colorful, and eighteen girls are as beautiful as flowers and jade, and ugliness is the mystery. 49. There are eight buckets and two liters of wealth, and Dante is happy with the gods. Miracle often get together to respond, make money and turn the stone into gold. 50 flowers are a national color. The golden dragon flies, and the seven stars appear on the 18th of the month, nine times out of ten in a week. 5 1 rustic and rich, thirty meets seven lovesickness, and the reunion on February 27 is not divided into nine, and it is desirable to return to three from 16. 52 Four-seven and five-five, forty is obvious and eight is distinct, three-six is prosperous, and the rising sun shines everywhere. Young women don't love each other, three mountains and two waters are one color, and they are full of stunts and envy others. There are clouds in the sky and clouds on the ground, and it is difficult for a horse to return to the rough road. He fought bloody battles on the battlefield and dared not be safe for a moment. Liuhe will make a fortune, and Sanhe will become a Long Bian dog. If you fall short, you can make a mountain. Don't worry. It is not difficult to mend the sky and refine the stone if you are afraid of doing things. There are three companies, one is up, five are down, and four are in the middle. Don't be a fence in front of the wind, learn from the pine in the snow. One is rigid, the other is flexible, and each has its own generation and mathematics. 58 haggle over every ounce, there are inexhaustible ways to get the zodiac, and don't go home until it snows. Gui Guan used to ride a tiger, but now he is good at drawing dragons. He has nothing to do with autumn water, and he is always proud of it. People who can't read also make a fortune. The God of Wealth is angry because he lives in Okawabe. 6 1 Liuhe delivered two yards in this issue, followed by Niu Yi for three times, and the snake went up and the chicken went down, and the shipment won the prize. Wave 62 sees three to five red to blue, forty to twelve should be taken first, if you want to make a fortune, you should be in the top five, and nine should stay on the edge of lucky five. In July, when the Milky Way meets, the four sides come once with wealth, and the public and private are clear, and the spring breeze in the courtyard is twelve o'clock. The seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River accepted an apprentice, and pulled out a horse to help them. He is a hero. On the eighth day of this month, they paid a visit to Gong En and gave him a big gift. 65 Four or three encounters with gold and silver, the export opens twelve chapters. The first way is to hear the truth, and the latter is the law. 66 Liuhe ugly, guarded by two soldiers. The emperor's tour in Jiangnan is fascinating. The original intention of the drunkard is not nine, but to buy a yard to open. Those who can't get it are all scholars, and the god of wealth gives eight couplets. 68. Three-nine leaves seven and returns to prosperity, two-six flies and falls, eight returns to nine, and four turns to five and three forgets. Three out, four in and two out, nothing but red skin, just like a brocade quilt covered with a chicken coop. Fortunately, we have the strength to help each other. Roaring beasts fled in all directions, climbing up and down frequently, and sending sheep to meet on the first day of the thirtieth lunar month, which was divided into four, seven, two and eight. 7 1 4 night silent meeting lovers, one, Hua Cheng, three, two, did not return to the seventh inspection, secretly photographed Shantou was beaten. 72.39 double-opening and eight single-taking, horizontally 19 points, 28 finalists and 4 outs, 2.3 in this issue, Huai-1. 73 16 won the grand prize again, stopping for seven and chasing ten, taking one and taking two or eight yards, and will come again at the age of 40 and early 70. The Eight Immortals showed their magical powers when crossing the sea, and their skills were superb and extraordinary. No one can match the side door, and three religions and nine streams are hidden in it. 75 Long Lai turned out to fly to the sky, 27 westward and 8 eastward, 428 pairs arrived, and 47 pairs did not divide the two sides. In July and September, there is a code to see one, and the dragon changes in time. Three or four yards out, six or six all the way. In this issue 1747, the success will be even more prosperous. Choose one from four, five, four, six and thirty-four. Roaring out of the forest, the beasts escaped, and Wang Bo 7 can stop the One Piece. One, two and eight together, the word Liuhe is meditation. 79. The posture of the chest is different, and the yard is found in the forest. Chickens crow in the wind and rain, and there are no fanatics at work 80 1624 middle school is specially opened, and immortals beg for wine for ages. The bright moon was stored on the first floor, and Lu Xun's camp burned 700 Li. 8 1 Jin is in the southeast, there is no cold and heat all year round, there is tide in July and August, and it is golden sheep's longevity in February and June. Three people in 82 families don't know each other. 12 months, the sun shines on women, and the way to make money is not easy to find. There are ways to make money, plum blossom snow comes to accompany you, fairy girls come to give gifts, and the results are all true. 84 is the most daring to like tender grass, one saint and five parties love each other, the sixth birthday is endless, and the second yard is small. 85 small bets win one and lose one, and all animals flee at once, leaving at the age of 29 and 30. Holding rain with clouds is exciting. Meticulous as snow, well-fed and sleepy, drilling holes and stealing warehouses, poor in the middle of the night, warm and fragrant. 87.222 resumed for two or three times, and it was crazy to go up and down. Li got off the bus in the middle of the night and immediately opened the question. More than forty people have the opportunity to assert that the even number is eight, and the fine print is red and green. Now the jade emperor has ordered it. Ten tail Vulpix is decided by the monarch, and it can also be made after 17 profit. The Dragon King of the Four Seas told the court that the heavenly soldiers would set out together in the future. 90 five kills two three, and the word "two" uses a nine-dozen code, which makes a hairy monkey fidgety, well-fed and peaceful. 9 1 is a gold and silver wonderland. It's a big joke that a cow crosses the wall and returns ten miles to a single person. Poetry is wide and pen and ink is nine. If you don't panic if you invest in four cranes, nine times out of ten you don't have to guess. Take the wool tube first and throw away the belt seven. There is a tree with red mouth and red feet beside it, and a handsome horse gives it to you. The word "four or five" is the most exciting, but it doesn't mean much when it comes to Jiangzhou. Why do you need to pay the bill by yourself? There is no waiting for you to enter an empty door. Five mountains and three mountains are hidden, and feng shui turns west to east. 95 is dissolute and romantic, which is the best in the zodiac. Red and green are 348, and Hedong is 30%. 96 is ugly, don't worry, the winter of the 29th will add one year to the day, the Central Plains will be prosperous at three yuan and seven yuan, and the winds in the west of the 40th river will be long. The harmony between 97.2 1 and 2 1 sets a number, and the moon palace in the middle of the month is fragrant and flawless, and there is no lack of melancholy. 98. The three couples are linked to the first level, and the jade basket reunites with Wan Li Light, and the six hearts are accompanied by the three nineties, continuing the nine thousand rivers of love. 99 Sheep, cows, cows and weavers look at twenty-nine, with six waters and three mountains in the mirror, one behind and the other behind. 100 lottery characters are good luck, and the lonely old man is single. After the robber, he bent his bow and arrow, and the dog was afraid of the stick and the cow was afraid of the whip. 10 1 can't stand on its own feet, but it's a success. He attracted a tiger and rushed into the machine. After the thief surprised his friends, the villain was temporarily used as a nobleman. 102 35% is not a guess, 2 1 is destined to get along with 8, 40 points are nine lovesickness, and 38 leaves home. 103 dry wood is ready to burst at the touch of fire, and it has a long-standing reputation here. It is busy in the field all the year round. 104 extrapolates, which is appropriate. On this day, when he was promoted to a higher position and made a fortune, Kong Ming cleverly laid a gossip array to benefit him from seeking wealth. 105 18 Huiqi reunion, 16 Huiqi concern. Four aunts are not afraid of seven emperors, and four or five partners are one. When 106 is sent to the Taishi, you will know your happiness, which is similar to the second five. In your dream, a beautiful woman is one year old and eight years old, and the breeze blows three or three times. 107 44 is the same as this issue, and 35 is followed by luck. The trend of 14 must be good, with seven companions and nine out of six. There must be a reason for the reappearance of 108 28. One plus two walks with four, three plus three prosperous and nine inseparable, and five plus seven single. 109 Liu Liu is auspicious, red and blue are auspicious, three people walk in pairs, and Liu Wang has fallen for nine nights. 1 10 There are bridges in front of the mountain and behind it. A silver stream hangs down to three stone bridges. Two cows look at each other on the other side, swinging their tails. 1 1 1 little baby just passed the door, gilded lily, bought two for seventeen, chased out three or four miles. 1 12 Nine times out of ten, they are expensive, red and blue have corresponding codes, pigs are noisy in front of the house, and nine times out of ten, they are beautiful. 1 13 It's a hero to be able to write and play, but it's hard to keep a pass if you are half-hearted. Four or five can be counted as nine, and three mountains and one village produce rich businessmen. 1 14 When you get rich, you can find six necessities. Cross 27 smiles at you, and five or six is good for you. Joe is a satrap. 1 15 Guo Huashan became famous, and the jade emperor wanted to make a fool of himself, and his eyes were red with three jumps and two jumps. 1 16 Erye Pailian 17, 3621, Qianshan pursues seven after forty, and there is no doubt about seeking official promotion. 1 170000 people are rich in three or two lines, four wild flowers and one or three companions, colorful spring smiles, and stealthy with iron teeth and copper teeth. 1 18 wearing yellow clothes has great strength, sharp teeth and gnawing at bones, and the light can reach seven yards, one or two or even twenty. 1 19 Lucky nine in one, 60% in pairs, violets in one trillion Five Blessingg, three layers of waves traveling in all directions, and two or eight partners in the horoscope. 120 The flower of wealth blooms in August, with gentle temperament and jealous eyes. One leaf floats on the fourth, and the grains are sweet and competitive. 12 1 six, nine, five rooms, never eating grass beside the nest, wearing white clothes all his life, being called curly sheep. 122 Walk two or six times in three or four times at the same time. The fur is warm with two sharp corners, jumping all over white, and the whole body is slender and coiled into a ball. 123 Tandem In this issue, the chicken's flying eggs are still rich, and the red crown wears cotton-padded clothes, which has plummeted. 124 The spring breeze blew everywhere, and the Seven Immortals led us across the bridge. We were bullied by dogs as soon as we got to Pingyang. 125 ten fingers belong to Five Blessingg's heart, eight horses gallop to win the party, Wutai Mountain becomes auspicious, and the 3938 is connected. 126 Liuhe is a beautiful place, thousands of miles away, the king of the mountains and the overlord of the mountains. I won't leave today. 127 the dragon snake moved to the 25th, and I was most afraid of seeing Song Wu when I went down the mountain. At the end of the zodiac, the moon palace with Chang 'e 128 dragon and snake can be seen clearly today. It's natural to bite bones and bark. Wearing yellow clothes is extremely powerful, and it is natural to be called the fifth watch. The front and back of 129 are hard to distinguish. Everyone praises the evil spirit, and the two tigers in Kowloon strive for each other, taking the lead and the four tigers come out of the mountain. 130-kilometer journey starts from the first step and returns on February 26th, 26th, 27th, 27th,13rd, 26th and 26th. 13 1 Tang Priest Gao Tu Wu, expedition to the north and south, everything is connected, there must be a road to heaven. 132 thousand places pray for thousands of places, auspicious things are now auspicious, Yunfei tells stories, and the whole body is white. 133 32 cannot be separated from the same road. He is a natural housekeeper, unable to stand up after twists and turns, short and ugly. 134 is both the beginning and the end. The spring breeze is green all night, five to two and three, three to five and ten. 135 has great strength to run thousands of miles. Twenty besieged cities are thirty-six points, and it is sweet everywhere, and it is pleasant to meet nine. 136 a gentleman does not have to pay back the money in times of peace, and there will be no delay in the future. A deer arrives with a book every day. He is famous all over the world. 137 Listening to you at midnight is better than studying for ten years. Sweet talk is a liar, and neither of us is happy-forever grows old. 138 clever one-on-one, I don't know what to say. In this issue, the sacred objects in the water are red, and the red flowers on the back listen to drum music. 139 it's interesting for immortals to sit high in the pine forest and return to the road. Chen family 16 people, with outstanding coverage. 140 northeast beauty guards the cottage, and heroes from all walks of life surrender and are saved with mercy. Three wealthy families helped a poor family. 14 1 The first judge is a master, and every hand and foot is a play. Clowns can also play tricks, and foxes use power to give orders. 142 took refuge in the thief mother as a pawn and quietly looked after the house in the middle of the night. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 143 You can know that three or four cities are prosperous. What's the point of having no money in the meantime? Shanzhai gathers to make money, and everyone is cheating. 144 Don't be complacent about what is happening around you. Gains and losses in this issue, three or two take off seven times, extending in all directions, knowing the timing. 145 crooked branches are green, and dragons are trapped in the international pool. If he has the chance, he will become a great man. 146 half-opened goat dew, 1740 embellished, 35 covered with green, 16 19 germinated. 147: 28, 4723 returns to the ground. The cultivation of the gate was finally successful, and the magical power protected the body from evil spirits. 148 keeps stretching and bending, criss-crossing three mountains and five mountains, looking back at the tiger and monkey two to one, winning three prizes and three explosions. 149 The 17th issue reported good news, but it still depends on the opening on 25th to make a fortune. No.24 combination is among them, and 10 has been completely matched with No.28. 150 has a combination of three, four belts and one belt, and Sanqi looks back at nineteen. I want to ask if the four or three is out, and I like to watch the three or five tapes. 15 1 Rizhao Tongguan opened four doors, and the cow's head and horse's face walked together, and the rabbit's eight-hole monkey wanted to get out, but it disappeared and got out of the compartment. 152 the mouse was blocked by the head snake in the street. Now, if someone looks for it, he will tell the spirit god to be lucky and walk on two or three sides of the tree. 153 The spring breeze is full of songs and laughter. Seven or six come in twos and threes, and two or seven vigorously hold it. Everyone is too lazy to gossip. 154 now it's going to be a mess, the moon is hanging high, and it's always there, and the soldiers are divided into two ways. 155, plus the pursuit of 22 on the ground, landslides and cracks are also in vain, not as heroic as I feel, there are 22 on the 7 th. 156 Erliuhe has a nice yard, four times, three times, ten times and five times, and you can go straight, bit by bit.
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