What's the latest joke!

1. Capricorn (December 22-January 19, Gregorian calendar)

Story: One day, Little Scorpion and his mother went shopping. I was walking on the road when it suddenly rained. And none of them brought umbrellas. Mother took the little scorpion by the hand and said, "Run, it's raining!" " The little scorpion said, "What's the hurry? Isn't it raining ahead?

2. Aquarius (January 2-February 18, Gregorian calendar)

Story: The small bottle asked his mother, "Why do you want to call Sun Yat-sen' ancestor' is a respectful name for the dead." Small bottle: "Then do we call the deceased grandmother' first milk'?"

3. Pisces (February 19th-March 2th, Gregorian calendar)

Story: Dad told Xiaoyu that he used to be hungry because he didn't have enough to eat. After listening, Xiaoyu had tears in his eyes and asked sympathetically, "Oh, poor dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

4. Aries (March 21st-April 2th, Gregorian calendar)

Story: Mother often tells Xiaoyangyang, "Don't swing when wearing a skirt, otherwise, little boys will see the pants inside." One day, the lamb said happily to his mother, "I won the first place in the school competition on the swing today." "Didn't I tell you not to swing while wearing a skirt?" The lamb said proudly, "But I'm smart, Mom! I took off my pants before swinging, so they couldn't see my pants! "

5. Taurus (April 21st-May 2th in Gregorian calendar)

Story: A melon vendor: "Come and buy watermelons! Not sweet, no money! " Niuniu: "Wow! Great! Boss, please give me a watermelon that is not sweet! "

6. Gemini (May 21st-June 21st in Gregorian calendar)

Story: Mom told Xiao Shuangshuang to get up: "Get up quickly, the rooster has crowed several times!" Xiao Shuangshuang said, "What does it matter to me whether the rooster crows or not? I am not a hen! "

7. Cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd, Gregorian calendar)

Story: Little crab crab said to his mother, "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!" Mom asked, "You are so old, you should sleep by yourself! Don't you marry a daughter-in-law in the future and still sleep with your mother? Little crab crab: "Hmm!" Mom: "What about your wife?" Little crab crab thought for a long time and said, "Let her sleep with her father!" Mom: "..."

8. Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd in Gregorian calendar)

Story: One day, the little lion and his mother attended a birthday party together. While eating sushi, the little lion asked, "Why do we eat this sushi like ass?" They listened to the face big change. Before his mother could speak, the lion lion, who had already opened the sushi, saw the bean paste stuffing inside and then asked, "Look! It's not only like an ass, but also has shit in it! " Everyone is dizzy and vomiting.

9. Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd, Gregorian calendar)

Story: Xiao Chu is curious about the belly button, so he asks his father. So dad talked a lot about the umbilical cord connecting the fetus and the mother. Finally, he said, "When the baby left the mother's body, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and tied it in a knot, which later became the navel eye." Xiao Chu said, "Why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"

1. Aquarius (September 23rd-October 22nd in Gregorian calendar)

Story: Dad said to Xiao Tiantian, "You don't want to go to school today. Last night, your mother gave birth to two little brothers for you. Just talk to the teacher. " Xiao Tiantian: "Dad, can I just tell the teacher that I have a little brother?" The other one, I want to keep it until I don't want to go to school next week! "

11. Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st, Gregorian calendar)

Story: The little scorpion was just about to go to sleep when it was bitten by a mosquito. He was afraid to get up and drive mosquitoes away, but he couldn't drive them away. There is no way, he pointed to the mosquito and said, "If you don't go, I will go!" " As he walked out of the room, he closed the door tightly and said, "Hum! I won't go into the house to sleep tonight, or I'll starve you to death! "

12. Sagittarius (November 22-December 21, Gregorian calendar)

Story: Xiaoyan asked his father, "Why do you have some white hair?" Dad: "Because you are not good, so dad has long white hair?" Small shot: "then why is grandpa all white hair?" "Dad:" ... "

I hope you are happy!