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Seven-person sketch script
Campus Sketch Drama: Duel Campus Sketch Drama: Duel Characters: Zhao Xinjie (a third-year junior high school student, 16-year-old female, lively, cute, beautiful, knowledgeable and courteous, lost her mother.) Zhao Chunzhu (Xinjie’s father) , 40 years old, simple and honest, widowed) Li Xinlai (Mazhuang, 28 years old, unemployed young man, lame, male) Zhang Liling (female, 32 years old, a class teacher with a clean heart) Zhao Wujun (male, 34 years old, with a heartbroken heart) Uncle Jie Tang) Set up to accompany three people: a table in the center of the stage, four chairs, and a screen at the back. Props: school bag (with books and stationery), hoe, several hundred-yuan bills, a bottle of pesticide, a contract, a bottle of wine, a pack each of Great China cigarettes and Double Leaf cigarettes) [Curtain opening] (While the school song is singing, Xinjie carried her schoolbag and hummed a tune, jumping up and down the field. After a few laps, she stopped in the middle of the field and her singing stopped one after another.) I was born in a poor age and I said that studying is sweeter than honey. I think well and have good grades morally, intellectually, physically, and aesthetically. My former classmates were good to me and my teachers also smiled when they saw me. My mother died early and my father and I were the only ones at home. Life was pretty sweet when school started. It was another month when I went home to meet my dad and brought tuition money to my house without realizing it. (Xinjie arrives at the door of the house) Xinjie: (Bai) Dad, I’m back! (Xinjie opens the door and walks home, but sees no one) She mutters: Where is dad? (Open the door and enter the house) (White) I'm doing my homework at home and waiting for dad to come back. (Retreat to behind the screen) (On the Spring Column) Spring Column: (Allegro) After working hard for most of the year, I sold the flue-cured tobacco at a good price. Every day, my face is turned to the loess and my back to the sky. I farm and flue-cured tobacco, and I save ten thousand yuan every year. Jie'er's mother goes. I have to think about her mother earlier and I burst into tears. Fortunately, Jie'er is very upbeat. I will work hard to make more money and send my Jie'er to college in the future. (Bai) I heard that Xin Laizi is rich now. He lent me 500 yuan the year before last and has not paid it back yet. Today Jie'er comes back. I'm going to get the 500 yuan so that I can pay Jie'er's tuition. I'm really embarrassed to put off the tuition! (Mysteriously) I really can’t bear to touch my savings! (Let’s go to Xin Laizi’s house) C (Xin Laizi is wearing a suit, limping on the ground, looking funny, and taking out banknotes) (White) If you want to make a fortune quickly, sell stocks and become a banker. Go out for three to five years and go home. Only then did I realize that money is really easy to make. Others say I am a geek, but I say I am a genius (thumbs up) Money! Money! My money! It comes so easily. Haha, with just a few clicks, my new wife will become rich, a big fortune! (Limpes, smiles triumphantly) Look! look! look! Obviously there is no return, the calls are coming one after another, (takes out the cell phone to answer the call) These idiots keep coming! (Laughing loudly) (Lao Wu waited for a few people to come in and sit down) (Xin Laizi and Chun Zhu happened to run into each other) Chun Zhu: (Bai) Oh! Xin Laizi, I heard that you have become very popular in the past few years! (Hurrying to hand over a cigarette) Xin Laizi: Oh, it’s Uncle Chun! Where, where! (Hurrying to refuse the cigarette, he took out the Great China from his bag and handed it over) Smoke mine! Oh, what do you want from me? Go into the house and say, go into the house and say. (The two come to the table) Chunzhu: (White) Oh! So many people! (Busily pulling Xin Laizi to the side and whispering, asking him to pay back the money) Xin Laizi: (Hitting his head with his hand as he suddenly remembered) Look at my memory. (I immediately gave Chun Zhu 500 yuan, and Chun Zhu accepted it. Then Xin Laizi pulled him to sit down. Chun Zhu filled the cigarettes for Lao Wu and others.) Lao Wu: Chun Zhu, come on, let’s guess the code together. look! Chunzhu: What kind of horse is that? That’s awesome! I have no idea. Lao Wu: Chun Zhu, you are such an old antique! I don’t even know the code when buying it! If you put in 100 yuan, you will win 4,000 yuan! Where are you going to pick up money? ) Chunzhu: Is there such a good thing? Lao Wu: Can I still lie to you? What do you think of the "big head and small feet"? Chunzhu: It’s the character “9”. Everyone: Haha, I have to guess the zodiac sign! What a layman! We don’t believe it! (Everyone burst into laughter) Lao Wu: Others don’t believe it, but I believe it. I just bought 09 according to yours and put 100 yuan in it. What about you? (To Chun Zhu) Chun Zhu: I dare not let go. Lao Wu: (To Xin Laizi) Xin Laizi, put 100 for me, put 100 for Chunzhu, buy 09. Chunzhu: (Seeing what Lao Wu said, he immediately took out 100 yuan from his bag) You see, I have no money, right? I put down 100 yuan, and if I didn't pay it back, I would play with it. (You have to pay) Everyone: (laughing) There is no money. If you win the "Hong Kong dollar", you will receive the money. If you don't win, you will count and wait for an hour.)
Chunzhu: Oh! Everyone (Lao Wu looked at his watch, everyone came together when the time was up) The result came out, it was 09! Chunzhu is really a fairy! (Xin Laizi gave Chun Zhu the money on the spot) Chun Zhu: (surprised, holding the money in both hands shaking, eyes bright, not believing it) Oh, 4,000 yuan! Is this true? Oh my god! A year of this can only be worth this! Hahaha. (Then he ran home as fast as he could) (Everyone was happy, sad, shaking their heads...and dispersed one after another) D Chunzhu: (face full of spring breeze, smiling happily) (reaching the door of the house) Oh, Sister Jie is back, look! Look! I almost forgot. (Loudly) Clean sister, clean sister. (Jie comes out from behind the screen) Xinjie: Here we come! Coming! (Seeing dad, running to him) Dad, where have you been! (Pour tea to Dad and give Dad a slap on the back) Chunzhu: OK! good! good! (Take out 800 yuan from his bag and give it to Xinjie) Sister Jie, the tuition money has been collected! Take it, go to bed early and don't be late tomorrow. Xinjie: (happily took the money) Dad, where did you get so much money? Chunzhu: Don’t worry about it, just let your child read a good book with peace of mind! Dad has a lot of ideas! Dad still needs to send you to college, build a house, and... Xinjie: Heehee (showing a happy smile) Dad, then I’m going to bed. I have to go to school tomorrow morning, so don’t tire yourself out. , go to bed early! (walks into the screen) Chunzhu: Haha, you get rich really fast! I'll bet big next time! Earn millions of dollars soon! (walks into the screen) E Spring Pillar (Part 1) Alas! It’s been three months since I bought the code! All the family’s capital is lost! It's all that damn first time! If you want to say stupid, I am really stupid (carrying dry wine in my left hand and pesticides in my right hand). Lao Wu asked me to enter the school. I researched and bought it non-stop. I buried myself in horse racing newspapers all day long looking for mysteries. I clearly saw the rooster crow. The dog was frightened. It looked like a pig. The rabbit was another loss. The family had lost all their capital and was deceived. There was no way to borrow money to make money. I had no conscience and treated my daughter as me. I drew a cross with Laizi. If he still fails, he will commit suicide (put the pesticide under the table and the wine on the table) (Bai) Oh, it’s been another month before I know it. Sister Jie is on holiday today. How can I explain it to her? ah! God bless (with a regretful look, shaking his head, sighing, taking out a bottle of dry wine and unscrewing the cap) Sit down and drink alone, with a bottle of pesticides beside the table) F (Xinjie enters) Xinjie: (carrying schoolbag) , go home happily) I am so happy to come home to the center during this vacation that I won the first place in the Physics Olympiad (hehe) Let my dad know this good news soon? Why are there so many people talking on the roadside? (listens with tilted ears and hands) Oh! (Understood) It turned out that I was buying code. well! (Sigh) (Singing) Ever since the code-buying trend spread, it’s like a plague in the world. The government has repeatedly issued orders to hold a parade in the school. We must work together to put an end to this unhealthy trend of code-buying. (Mutter) My father probably won’t participate! (When you get home, knock on the door. No one answers, so you knock and go in) On weekdays, my dad is always busy, but today, there is no movement (Surprised! When I saw my dad drinking, I was stunned for a moment and looked at him with wide eyes. ) Chunzhu: I’m back from school! (In a cold tone, without even looking at her daughter) Xinjie: (Running up, holding Dad’s hand with concern, squatting next to Dad) Dad, what’s wrong with you! Chunzhu: Daddy, this is a sin! (Put down the cup with force) Daddy can’t help your mother, let alone you! (He shakes his head violently and downs the wine in one gulp) Xinjie: Were you also involved in the code buying? What a loss! ? Chunzhu: (Closes his eyes and nods) What a loss! I won’t be able to stand up for the rest of my life! Dad, kneel in front of him and cry loudly) Chunzhu: (touching Xinjie’s head) It’s over! It’s over! It’s completely over! Xinjie: (seeing the pesticide under the table, terrified) secretly holding the medicine bottle from below. , stood up, showing an expression of anger, anger, sadness and love.
) Chun Zhu: (shaking his head) Jie'er, scold your father! Dad is obsessed with money! Dad can't help your mother, I can't help you! It hurts you! (Accidentally knocking over the wine bottle) Xinjie: (Hearing the noise, he was shocked! He took a step back and hurriedly picked up the pesticide while his father wasn't paying attention) Bai: My heart aches when I look at my father. Thinking of my father's kindness in raising me, I want to think of something. Rescue my father and let us all survive this disaster together (softly) I will change the medicine into water (while my father is not paying attention, the hand-held medicine retreats behind the screen and then comes out again) (Chunzhu sighs roughly Angry, he drank wine one cup at a time. When Jie'er came out and found Jie holding pesticides, he panicked) Chunzhu: (loudly) You! you! Get it quickly! If you want to let dad die, you can't! (Quickly stands up and grabs the pesticide) Xinjie: (Shouts sharply) You can't be confused anymore! You have always been so strong in my heart and will always be a mountain in my heart! What made you become such a coward! ! (Devastated) You do this, what about me? Can I still live? (Chunzhu is stunned) (Xinjie grits her teeth) Let’s just kill both father and daughter! (Father and daughter are grabbing pesticides) Chunzhu, Xinjie: (loudly at the same time) Stop grabbing it! (The bottle is now in Chun Zhu’s hands) Chun Zhu: (Sobers up and looks at her daughter pitifully) Jie’er! You sit with dad for a while. I have no way out, sixty thousand! All lost! There may be a turnaround at 8:30 tonight, let’s see the result! I won’t take the medicine for the time being. (The two sit down, put the medicine on the table, and continue drinking) Xinjie: (distressed) grabs the wine glass with one hand) Dad, don’t drink anymore! This is fruitless, we have to find a way now! (quietly to himself) Oh! Yes, didn’t the teacher say that we should hold our small hands and hold our big hands? (Xinjie cheers up) (White) The teacher said: If you want to get rich, rely on hard work. Don’t try your luck. It doesn’t matter how much you lose. It doesn’t matter how much you stop now. Just win. If you find the code to buy, report it to the government. The prize is very reliable. Let’s form a consensus and come to buy. Ma Feng (Then the father and daughter sat down and talked, Jie'er enlightened the father) G (While the father and daughter were talking, Xin Laizi limped onto the stage, holding a contract in his hand, laughing) (Allegro) Time It's past eight-thirty and the spring column has been ruined again. My son is still a bachelor this year and is still a bachelor. He sent a wife to lay eggs and use his daughter as a mortgage. I will go to him to ask for someone! (Knock on the door) Clean heart, pure heart, please open the door. (Xinjie walks towards and steps forward, "Which one?" Open the door and run to the side. Chunzhu: (startled when hearing the voice) Xinjie: (looking at Laizi, frowning) "You are - you are - you are New——, new——” Lai Zi: Li Xin Lai, Xin Lai Zi, hehe, your new brother. Xinjie: (contemptuously) I know it’s you! On my way home, I heard many people saying they wanted to come to your place. Report the code. How many people have you harmed? If it weren’t for you, would my father have bought the code? Lai Zi: It’s unfair, it’s unfair! He got into the boat by himself, and I just helped you earn tuition. money! Xinjie: (Following behind) Wait! Tell me (there is no rush, Xin has already entered the house) Chunzhu: (Seeing Xin Laizi, he was startled, his face turned pale, and he turned his face to the side, terrified) Xin Laizi: (To Xinjie, pointing to his father) Didn’t your father tell you? Xinjie: What did you say? You made a mortgage for me, and now the results are out, it’s all in vain! Haha Xinjie: Don’t you talk nonsense here? Humph! What a joke! What’s wrong with this? Yes! He drew a mark on it and pressed a seal! Look! [Took out a piece of paper and opened it for Xinjie to see. ] Xinjie: (Sadly) (Crying) What a stupid dad! He even made a joke about losing all his wealth! Xin Laizi: (Smilingly) I didn’t lie to you, did I? Jie: (gritting his teeth) Okay, I’ll pack it up and go with you! (Go to the table and get the methylamine scale) Xin Laizi: Are you ready? Come with me! Xinjie: Okay, let’s go with you. , I will die in front of you today.
(Take out the bottle and take two sips) Shinraiko: What is this? (Steps forward and looks at the bottle in Jie’s hand, horrified) Oops! Oh my god! Methylamine, don’t drink, don’t drink, don’t come, don’t come, I’m going, I’m going, (fearfully, shouting while crying) A pure heart... A pure heart! You...you...you I Chunzhu: (rushes up, grabs it with one hand, steps forward, crying) Jie'er, my heart! (already burst into tears) (trembling all over, slapping himself in the face) It’s dad who can’t stand you, and he wants to die (snatch it and take a few sips) Xinjie: This plan is really effective, it scared away Xin Laizi, my dad Also fell into the trap. Dad, this is water, not medicine. I have washed the bottle clean and replaced it with water! Dying like this is a wasted death! Chun Zhu: (Enlightenment) Hey - Jie'er, you little girl, if you don't want your father to die, what else can you do? What should I do with the money I owe Laizi and you? Xinjie: We have to find a way, hey - we have it! If you don't want to go to death, the way out is to surrender. Chunzhu: Huh? Surrender? Then I still have to go to jail? What do you do? Xinjie: (Advising Dad) As long as you are not afraid of being sent to a labor camp, I won’t let you worry about me. Do you agree? Chunzhu: Well, as of now, that’s all it can do! (Chunzhu nodded helplessly) Xinjie: Oh, I forgot! Forgot! I have evening self-study today, and the teacher must be very anxious. I have to go to Uncle Wu’s house to give the teacher a call! Dad, I’m going! (Lao Wu took Teacher Zhang up, talking as he walked) Lao Wu: Teacher Zhang, this is Xinjie’s home! (Shout loudly) Heart clean! Xinjie, your teacher is here! (I happened to bump into Xinjie. She was very surprised. Xinjie hurriedly ran to the teacher, threw herself into the teacher’s arms and cried) Teacher Zhang: Xinjie, what’s wrong with you? (Patting Xinjie gently and wiping Xinjie’s tears) Lao Wu: Teacher Zhang, let’s go into the room and talk (entering the door and looking around) Why is the house like this? (So ??everyone sat down, Xinjie and Teacher Zhang sat together. Chunzhu and Laowu sat together, gesturing with their fingers, Laowu comforted Chunzhu) Teacher Zhang: What's wrong with your dad! What happened at home? (Sitting and lovingly holding Xinjie’s hand, looking at Chunzhu) Xinjie: (Angrily,) It’s all because of this code purchase! Not only did he lose all his wealth, but he also made a joke about compensating his daughter! (Xinjie took out the piece of paper and told Teacher Zhang, crying while talking) Teacher Zhang: Your father is so confused! My child, don't cry. Ask your father what he should do. Xinjie: (holding dad’s hand and leaning next to him) Dad, surrender yourself! Chunzhu: (nods) Yeah! Teacher Zhang: That’s good! Let’s go together, four of us! (Stand up) Chunzhu: (Stand up and walk to Teacher Zhang, bowing) Teacher Zhang, thank you for raising such a good daughter for me. When I leave, she will be alone, and I won’t be worried. Teacher Zhang: (Pull Xinjie over, and Xinjie leans on the teacher) Don’t worry, just leave her to me! Chunzhu: (with tears in his eyes, holding the teacher’s hand) OK! Go and surrender! Chunzhu, Laowu: (in unison) Okay, let’s go, then we will expose the new rascal! (Chunzhu and Laowu walked slowly, Chunzhu turned back step by step) Xinjie: (Looking at her father walking away, she suddenly burst into tears) Dad, I'm waiting for you to come back! ! Teacher Zhang: (Pulls up Xinjie, who is crying on the teacher) Xinjie, you are your father’s good daughter and the teacher’s good student. You did the right thing! You are brave and resourceful, and dare to fight against the evil tendencies in society! I want to call on all students to learn from you! (End of the play)
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