What are some humorous posts on social media during menstruation?

As follows:

1. Now I can’t figure out whether it’s because I’m hungry or because I’m suffering from menstrual cramps. The air conditioner is turned on so low.

2. It’s so happy to be a woman, to be able to like both women and men. He can have a calm temperament, but he can also be bold and free-spirited. Can wear heavy makeup and look beautiful and sober at the same time. It can be worn as a luxurious long dress or sporty and casual. He is capable in the workplace and an expert at home. I got my period today.

3. I feel like I’m about to have my period and I don’t like anything I see. I have to take care of myself and think more about good things.

4. Recording this daily life seems to have become a habit. I got my period today. I don't dare to take medicine anymore. It's fine if I don't take medicine. It can take two days. I feel a little lackluster today, sleepy and weak. I really want to take a hot bath and make myself beautiful. Keep holding on, hope is in front of you, hope everything will be fine.

5. Today was terrible. I woke up with unbearable pain and went to the hospital. I was burned again in the afternoon. I felt so burned that I went out to buy burn ointment. As a result, I was chased by the dog in the community.